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2018

07

Jun

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

Bitch I am Bella Thorne…

That’s the name of her single, and the thing all the Bella Tards are saying and wearing on their T-Shirts that Bella Thorne is selling, because she realized it was the right time to pull the trigger on a viral song to get paid on, to become a meme and to sell merch against and to up her appearance fee…even though she can’t sing…but I guess she can be compelling enough to troll the world, manipulate everyone, and get what she wants out of it…because if her whore mom taught her anything while whoring her it’s how to whore..

This is pretty weak performance, but it’s good…enough…for me….

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2018

07

Jun

Bailee MyKell Nude Shower Instagram Photoshoot of the DAy

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Bailee MyKell is in this very very important instagram photoshoot…to promote her very very important acting career…that you can tell she takes very seriously like the artist that she is…because obviously the only person who could creative direct a shoot like this…would be nothing but art…

I know when look at this shoot you think “but that’s like every other shoot I’ve seen an instagram girl do”…naked in the bath…much like the photo storyboard I did on film back in the late 80s for a film class that was about a girl getting raped…because I was so ahead of the curve and never anticipated a time when every single woman would be naked in photos…it used to be hard to find girls to do this..now there are so many girls doing this….that it’s played the fuck out…

I still like it though….played out or not….no one is naked enough…

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2018

07

Jun

Sofia Richie Ass of the Day

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Sofia Richie, daughter of Lionel…official daughter of Lionel…not like that mooch bitch Nicole…who just rode the family name harder than anyone…despite not even being his kid…and I guess that worked out ok for her..despite that fact that she’s married to a MADDEN BROTHER and those homos are the fucking lamest shit ever..Good Charlotte..remember that shit…that made them so much money despite them sucking each other’s dicks in what was masturbation not incest because they are twins…

Point being, this one, knowing all about her insane inheritance doesn’t bother bettering herself, but instead has decided to date a kardashian, get on their payroll, travel around the world private jetting around, increasing her followers…sucking at life…perpetuating disgusting behavior…doing what you’d expect a lazy vapid cunt would do…

Here she is…for no reason other than that I am a pervert who likes young rich sluts…

Here she is in some tight leggings and a sports bra

Sofia Richie Tight Black Leggings Sports Bra

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2018

07

Jun

Rita Ora’s Instagram Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Yesterday, I wrote all I pretty much had to say about Rita Ora when she was SCRATCHING HER PUSSY

I don’t have anything of substance to say about her, I could have just dropped these into the other post I did on her, but apparently…she had herself an instagram photoshoot and that alone is the lamest shit ever and that is precisely why she had paparazzi pics…because she’s all about being the clickbait…

And clickbait she’ll be…

There is more….

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2018

07

Jun

Psoriasis Sufferer in Bikini Empowerment and Other Videos of the Day

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Floor Collapses in Supermarket

Muscles of the Day

Headlice on Public Transportation

Customer Fights Off an Armed Robbery

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2018

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always a weird experience when you open up your friend’s cupboard to grab something to eat when you’re at his house drinking….only to find a penis pump….

I am well aware of a penis pump’s purpose or why he would have a penis pump…but it’s something I associate with homos…

I am not against be friending homos…that’s not the point…it’s just always weird to find out your friend of 35 years is a homo….via finding his penis pump…that you weren’t even looking for…

Making things weirder, he’s the one who directed me to that cupboard to get the food, knowing that was his storage place for his penis pump…

Moreover…who the fuck stores their penis pump next to their mixed nuts…I mean actual mixed nuts..that you eat…

Life is an ever changing discovery….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Police Chase a Stolen Military Vehicle
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Dylan Farrow is a Pain in the Ass
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Cop Runs Over Suspect
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Police Beat a Dude in an Apartment
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Iggy Azalea’s Weird Ass
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Jared Leto’s New Movie….
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Naomi Campbell NIP SLIP
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NERD NEWS OF THE DAY
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Oh Shit…Britney Spears Bikini Wedgie Erotica
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Lauren Godger Got Big Boobs
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Base Jump Backflip
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Very Cool Cloud Formation
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2018

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs his wife to stick her finger in his ass because it’s the only way he can cum…you know a manual milking process that gets some of your rusted up parts to work even though you know it’s near done…and if you’re like me…you make sure to constipate yourself and eat a lot of Dairy before you know it’s sex night…a night you’d dreaded since the wife turned 200 pounds….then really dreaded by 300 pounds…because it’s a great way to shit all over her and blame her 50 shades of grey romance novels for advising her to do such a thing…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Katy Perry’s Lesbian Assistant either Killed her Dog to Revive her Dog and Get a Raise..
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It is not sex offending if the 17 year old is a cardboard cutout
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Some Ellie Hemmings Chick Topless
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Chinese Man Kicks Old White Lady
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Britney Spears Picking her Wedgie
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Katy Perry Nasty as Hell in Leggigns
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Dog Lands an AMazing Jump
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Kim Kardashian Saves Grannies with Life Sentences
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Abra in a See Through Top
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Sarah Jessica Parker in Lingerie for a Commercial
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Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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Ariana Grande and Her Boyfriend Plan on Making Babies
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In News that Really Doesn’t Matter
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Astronaut Forgets SD Card
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Some Police Body Cam Footage
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Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga are Remaking some Bullshit
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Gigi Hadid’s Brother
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Car Destroyed by Fire
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Patience…
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17 Crazy Ex Girlfriend Stories
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I Find AManda Seyfried Hot – Just Not in this Shoot
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Perrie Edwards Topless on the Beach
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Katherine Langford Boring Photoshoot
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Naked as Fuck Celebs in Movies
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini
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Tiffani Theissen Exists
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Adriana Lima – Slutty
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Hillary Duff – Hot and Thick
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bottomless in the Park is the name of my memoir
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A Video Game Controller – Controlled by a Pussy
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Girls Naked Outdoor
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Jadey Baby is the Hot Amateur
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Good thing she’s sitting on a Towel
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Glistening Globes
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Isabella D’s Double Ds
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Sexy Flight Attendant and her Fat Tits
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I don’t think that’s how you wear a bikini….unless you’re smuggling it across borders…
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Webcam Girl Pretty Much Destroying herself
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Hello Kitty Panty Tease
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day HAND PICKED BY ME
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2018

06

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini Ass of the Day

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Britney Spears is amazing…and not just because she let K-Fed mooch off her for life in exchange for his sperm during her bi-polar period. Where she was rebelling from the world who just wouldn’t leave Britney alone, because they were obsessed with her and her parents didn’t have their reins on her and she didn’t have the mental capacity to really process it, but instead of being thrown away like Lohan, she got adopted by her parents, put back into her workcamp and is earning but more importantly…looking fit.

This body of a near 40 year old star of yesteryear is perfect…

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2018

06

Jun

Rita Ora Scratching her Pussy of the Day

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I call this picture “the shave wasn’t too close and the ingrown hairs are itching me”…when really it’s most likely “I fucked a lot to get to where I am today, even though no one knows where I am today, I’m somewhere today…in a bikini touring…..and in doing that fucking hard….I broke my pussy…so that when I get into a bikini it looks mangled…but more importantly…when I get in salt water…it stings with great vengeance…

Point being..she’s in a bikini masturbating…like the sexual deviant she is…but it’s likely medical related…maybe a fungal infection…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea is Wet of the DAy

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to getting as sleazy as she can to be seen as hot as she can by the people who don’t seem to find her disgusting like me – but instead like to help perpetuate her scam and make her all the money she doesn’t deserve….

That’s my opinion on it, but when you find your angle fucking use that angle until you can’t use it no more because ever bitch from a fat chick to an even fatter chick has a fucking angle…whether it is close up clit pic, or anus pic, it don’t matter – when they find what works…ride it harder than you rode that record exec to get your work visa – trick…

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