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2018

21

May

Hailey Baldwin is a Good Little Jesus Freak of the Day

I find it really weird that Hailey Baldwin is a Jesus Freak, like on some Born Again Christian level, whether it’s a lie that she tells because it makes her feel like she’s got more substance, or the truth thanks to weird Evangelical churches being more progressive in what they do, to recruit more people into their trap…knowing the world is a sluttier place…

But looking at her social media feed, and all she does out there in the world working for brands, shamelessly self promoting herself to try to get more famous, more brand deals, and not for having talent or substance, but for being “hot” and procovative…seems totally anti any church I know…

She’s out there in tight slut dresses like some kind of harlot, with her tits all over the damn place, all for attention, hoping it will lead to bigger half naked shoots…

She wants people jerking off to her, loving her, thinking she’s hot…yet she’s of the lord…

Sounds like some totally confused, rich girl, raised by a confused dad, who the rest of the world is confused by him ever being famous.

This is some silly…pushing her ass out…making me wonder what’s on her phone in the pics she doesn’t post to social media…narcissist, attention seeking, porno star trying to break families apart with her procovative slut dress on….BAD CHRISTIAN.

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2018

21

May

Genetically Modified Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is genetically modified.

She was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect the lord and savior Jesus Christ, and are the same kinds of people who support abortions, you know BAD BAD people…who take the lord’s work into their hands and MAKE BABIES in the lab funded by Victoria’s Secret in an attempt to get designer pussy, without having to dig through all the trash out there, while just placing an order, like when the billionaire owner buys a new JET.

Point being, she’ll likely die of weird genetic diseases thanks to modern science and their hate for GOD…but in the meantime, she’s hot.

For the record, I think abortions are great. I also think genetically modifying women to be hotter and better sex objects is great. Especially in this era of everyone being fat fucks.

Some more slutty selfies…

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2018

21

May

Kitrysha is the Future of Instagram Models of the Day

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Kitrysha is some Asian instagram girl who looks like she could be a sex worker, like in the porno films all you perverts watch, in the Asian category all you perverts with small dicks watch, because you’ve heard the rumors, that are likely not true, since some of the most insane insertion videos I’ve seen have been with Asian women…

She’s slutty and half naked on Instagram, I only found out about her a week or two ago, and she’s still being slutty and half naked….

I feel really passionate about the need to post and jerk off to girls of all ethnicities, because the only thing I think is worth discriminating against is fat and ugly, color, religion, sexuality…all works for me if you meet my low standard of hot…

So Kitrysha keep up the fun times…and the good work…dreams are about to come true…I feel it.

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2018

21

May

Jordy Murray Naked Pics of the Day

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Jordy Murray is some model on instagram, and I know for those of you who want to determine whether they are looking at a real model, or an instagram model, or neither type of model, but rather just some girl who gets naked….I don’t have the facts for you. She’s signed with agencies, but at this point in the game, who isn’t. She’s naked in photoshoots, but at this point in the game, who isn’t. So the cross over and grey area of whether she’s a LEGIT tip tier model you’ve never heard of, or some rock bottom no name model getting naked in efforts to be that top tier model or not…doesn’t matter cuz we get to look at her naked in a shoot by some pervert who pretends he’s an artist, that you can tell is an artist based on his close up titty pics.

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2018

21

May

Dude Getting Handjob on the Beach – Gets Assaulted and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Lady of the Day

Motorcycle Rear Ends a Car

Woman Survives Insane Fall

Dowtown Toronto Fight

Scooter Ridier Jerking Off at Women

Crazy Window Washer Explosion

Dude Spits on People – People Spat On Don’t Like It

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When the weekend rolls around, I generally like to shut down the stolen computer I use and my cell phone, not because I am this exhausted maverick business man, who is on some schedule with my life coach to be less of a workaholic, or I’m some millionaire wife on some holistic attempt to remove blue light from her life, or scale back on her phone addiction.

I just don’t find anyone or anything anyone is doing that interesting, and it’s my attempt at a cabin in the woods far removed from all you assholes..

So I missed all the sugar babies envying the other sugar baby from LA, who used her acting skills as seduction skills to marry into the Royal Family….I’m sure there were many jealous women out there, because landing a Prince is pretty much the Disney Princess dream and it happened for one girl, not can never happen for another girl, if you’re a Sugar Baby and you’re going to breed, getting it done with a Royal is pretty much top of the charts, unlike anything that low level actress has done before, unless you consider being brifcase number 22 on Deal or No Deal the top…

Point being…here are some morning stepLINKS…

Latest Director Accused of Rape
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Deadpool Made a lot of People More Rich than they Already Are
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Insane Broken Down Car of the Day
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Double Tow
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BONG BONG BONG SMOKE EM
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Makeover Show Destroys a Woman’s Antiques
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Aziz Ansari Returns To Shitt Comedy
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Cure all YOur Ailments Naturally -it worked on my Hemorrhoids…
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Girls at the AIDS event who Likely have aids
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Wrecking Ball Squirrel
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Maniac Jumps in front of Traffic
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Man VS Woman on Cell Phone
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2018

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still masturbating to Princess Diana in her bathing suit for the Royal Wedding that everyone seems to be excited about, that no one I know actually cares about, so that I assume

I am milking the Royal Wedding as hard as I can….literally…it’s ineffective, but it works for other people..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne is Not on Crack
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Fame WHores Rubbing Sunscreen on EAch Other
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Cindy Bruna Braless….
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Male Actor Playing his METOO Card
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Dude Tripping Balls at Festival
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Jocelyn Cat Woman Files for Bankruptcy….and her Face is Disgusting..
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The Worst Way to Transport Meat
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Volcano Errupts Hard
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SUV Driver VS Scooter
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Hilary Duff – Fighting with her Neighbor
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Racist Lawyer Running Scared…..
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Biker VS Train
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Megan Fox in Lingerie
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Adriana Lima – CLEAVAGE
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Georgia Fowler’s Nipples
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Ashton Kutcher Would Like U2, That Rich Entitled Faggot…
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Volcano Eruption at the Golf Course
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Dude Driving into Tornado
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Idiot Kid Stealing a Pot Plant
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Martha Stewart Doesn’t Like that Oprah Smokes Weed
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Brits Do MDMA the Classiest Way
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6.9 Earthquake in Hawaii
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Heidi Klum Vampire Face with her New Boyfriend
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Anja Rubik Nipples
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Lottie Moss Upskirt Looking Bullshit
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Fat Ariel Winter in Some Pant-Suit
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Weird….
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Natalie Dormer – Slutty in Interview
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Paris Hilton Slutty Dress for AIDS
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Some Retard Looking Girl Named Lecy Goranson
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Nicole Richie Looks Fun to Hang With
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Cara Delevingne is Evil
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Elizabeth GILLIES Titties
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Heidi Klum Huge Tits – Tight Bod – Old Face
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Megan is Naked and Spreading
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Naked as Fuck Engelie
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Jessy and Aria Making Out…
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Naked as Fuck Ariel
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Naked on a Chair
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Nerd GF on the Blowjob
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Gross Amateur
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Irish Tumblr Girl Named Tommy Girl is Hot as Fuck
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Selfie Stick Captures the Massive Tits
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Dude Gets a Double BJ
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Hot Naked Chick Getting Naked
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2018

18

May

Bella Thorne Titties in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Bella Thorne – in her natural crack habitat – showing the world how simple relevance is to maintain – by the use of a bathing suit with her fake tits busting out…

Easy. Effective. Getting Paid with her two songs she just dropped – media manipulating like a VINE star from every angle…Tits Out.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

18

May

Babes and Bongs for Friday’s 420 Post of the Day

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Today’s 420 Friday is brought to you by the best HEAD SHOP….

I am into the legalization of weed, the decriminalization of weed, I don’t smoke weed, but I am all for people who like getting fucked up smoking weed, because I don’t like the government regulating what you can and can’t grow, or what you can and can’t digest, ingest, smoke, snort or fucking shove up your ass. I figure if you’re a grown-up who contributes to society…paying your rent or mortgage or taxes…do what the fuck you want to do….so that’s why we celebrate these weed loving, bong smoking women.

They’ve got Bongs for Sale …but also GLASS HAND PIPES and BUBBLERS ….which is fucking awesome…but they have more….

So check them out, make it happen, get all your weed smoking needs satisfied, and for those of us who don’t smoke weed, we can obviously appreciate babes on bongs…it’s a fetish I guess…one far more fun than our everyday life…but that’s why you gotta stock up on bongs and live the fucking babe and bong dream for your fucking self…don’t be a loser anymore…grab your life by the balls, take fucking charge and if you can’t help but be a loser…get some fucking bong time in…it makes everything better…for everyone…except me..because I get panic attacks and prefer being drunk…but I’ve also got mental issues….possibly a few strokes…brain damage, maybe ADHD, or slight retardation…

Here are those pics…

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Posted in:Feature|Featured Post

2018

18

May

Ashley Tisdale is Topless of the Day

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Everyone thank Ashley Tisdale for understanding that her face is broken, so that when it is out of the frame, it’s best for everyone involved, especially those of you who still find her hot, 10 years after high school musical, because you have a hard time moving on in life…especially when girl finally has some tit to show off on social media…you don’t need PR, MEDIA, or relevance when you have 10 year old fame and a willingness to show 1/4 of your tit….which I guess is what she’s doing here…

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