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2018

24

May

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk is in “Lingerie” that is hardly lingerie, but that is mall brand Victoria’s Secret, made in china then sold for way too much, because why pass the savings of using a sweatshop onto your shoppers and clients, when you can use that money to make tall skinny slut dreams come true…you know by giving them the title of “Victoria’s Secret Angel” that basically changes their entire fucking life.

It gives them credibility, it gives them social status, it makes them the envy of all the other girls, it gets them rich cock, and for the rest of their lives they know that they were the hottest of the hot promo models, because every girl wants to be a VS promo model…

But their pictures, even the updated version to look more instagrammy, are pretty repetitive and boring, especially when the girl they’ve cultivated as a star is naked all over the internet…not naked in this….but it’s all right.

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2018

24

May

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid had her big titties in a tank top an no bra, because of course she did.

This is the style, this is the trend, and when your dad paid for you to get a set of tits, when he was re-vamping your look, so that when he paid for your career and first magazine covers, like he did with GIGI, the world would see you as a babe with an exotic look, rather than a weird faced monster who was never hot, but at least she’s skinny with tits.

I can’t fall into the lie that is Bella Hadid, I find it so stupid that brands are doing what they are doing, using her and other sluts, but realize that the real issue are the fans, so many fans, who all do what these people tell them to do, because for some reason they think these people have clout or whatever, because they are rich…and then they buy…and brands love Direct Response marketing, just ask the founders of Avon, Amway and every other network marketing company.

Fascinating right, looking at tits and talking about business models that make the man at the top of the pyramid a lot of money, while everyone on each tier get their piece of the action..which is actually the fairest kind of business to me..

WHat isn’t fair, is that this is a big deal celebrity chick, in a world with so many hotter chicks out there…but they aren’t the forgettable, uninspiring Bella Hadid.

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2018

24

May

Betsy Volk Titties of the Day

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Betsy Volk is pretty amazing, at least in these titty pics, that I guess double as portfolio pics, or maybe lifestyle pics, to show the world what she is capable of, while focusing on her willingness to show her tits.

She has been modeling in NYC since 2012, it is 2018 and she is still not famous, but she is still at this model thing….

She’s from St Louis, her first campaign was for Abercrombie & Fitch by famous creeper Bruce Webber…and look at her now…

Instagram photoshoot modeling and I love every second of it.

I believe in Betsy Volk….she is the future.

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2018

24

May

Girl Gets Naked at Rock City Carnaval and Other Videos of the Day

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Girls Want you to Fuck Them Right in the Pussy

Instagram Slut High Stress Helicopter Insanity

Mental Fucking Car Crash

NBA Rookie Gets Tasered for Being Black

Plane Crashing on the Highway

Prison Escape of the Day

News Reporter Saves Stray Horse

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2018

24

May

Anastasia Karanikolaou Got Them TItties On of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s Friend Anastasia is something because she is Kylie Jenner’s friend. I think she either takes slutty pics of Kylie, but is also a slut in and of herself, because who isn’t these days really,it’s a generational thing….

She’s got her big tits out, her fake face out and inspires me as one of the Jenner Kardashian Henchmen to post up some KYLIE bullshit…not because I like young fat, weird shaped, plastic surgery ridden, puppets and their baby making….or that I like rich kids, brats, the garbage of society that for some reason is celebrated…I really don’t…but for some reason, I reason I call working with the devil, deals with the devil…I am compelled to post it up…

So here she is with muppet face – mom pussy – Kylie

Kylie Jenner Pussy Flash that you can’t see mom pussy because it’s not that meaty….but it’s still probably pretty meaty….

Here is the other sister Kourtney’s cameltoe because when you’re a mom pushing 40, pants seem to burrow up inside you like it’s Groundhog Day and motherfucker doesn’t want to come out and see if winter is over or not…

Posted in:Anastasia Karanikolaou|Kourtney Kardashian|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2018

24

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A homeless guy asked me for change, I said no because I’m the charity case and don’t like competition, like the big titty girl in the room when an even bigger Titty girl walks in. Then he asked me to buy him a Starbucks gift card. If you’re homeless and begging but still drinking Starbucks you’re not homeless enough…so I told him to shut the fuck up or I’ll kick him in his Frappuccino drinking face. He’s a disgrace to pathethic losers begging for change. Gentrification is everywhere even with degenerate homeless people…

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2018

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know porn chicks. I see porn chicks. They are all fine almost normal…besides the fact that they get fucked all day due to deep rooted issues….But I will never understand a dude, or the bro mentality of a dude who dates a porn chick. Is he gay, does he like dudes inside his girl, cuz he likes their dicks, is he just open minded about it, or is the cuckold real….or maybe he feels like the man knowing people pay 1000 dollars to fuck his bitch on camera….Porn Husbands are the weirdest breed of people.

Another weird breed of people…are moms who dress like they are 16, I left the house today and saw not 1 but 5 different moms in various states of dressed like a 16 year old girl. One in mom jeans jacked so far up her cunt, another in leggings so jacked up her cunt, another in short fitness shorts jacked up her cunt, because I guess people like things rubbing up on genitals…the other two just were braless, mom tit spilling everywhere, all over the place…hard nipples aiming in so many directions I got hypnotized from the shit….

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2018

23

May

Olivia Culpo’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Olivia Culpo and her famewhoring really doesn’t matter. She’s really not an important figure in American Pop Culture, and despite having instagram followers that she gets brands to pay her to promote to, no one actually cares about her or who she is or what she does.

She’s banged a Jonas Brother, she’s banged a New England Patriot and now she’s banging a pair of leggings, up in her deeper than any dick, cuz that’s the kind of girl she is, calling the paparazzi and giving them a reason to capture her, in a way she wants to be seen and jerked off to, while remaining innocent and a lifestyle blogger or whatever the fuck it is she pretends to be.

It’s scams, but that cameltoe is REAL…real fucking huge…that twat be HUNGRY for fucking lunch and girl’s feeding it.

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2018

23

May

Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is Topless because of course she is. She’s a Jenner, this is what they do….then brands throw millions of dollars at them, because it actually converts for them to advertise on theri channels, as they are a huge Direct Response marketing company, the informercial of today’s generation, and none of these idiots even run their shit, they have a team of people named Jennifer Houghton who do it for them, and who have been doing it for them forever…back when they realized they could run their own agency and make a lot of fucking money because the audience are retards who buy what they are told to.

It’s a weird world and these are just some of the sluts in it….inspiring other sluts to buy things they don’t need…like face injections.

Drinking her wine all casual…you know in her panties…you know..for a casual photoshoot that is strictly designed as clickbait….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

23

May

Hailey Baldwin Tits in Leather of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is in Leather to represent the binds that her boy Jesus Christ was bound by dying for our sins so that she can spend her life building her instagram by being a ho, so that she can show her tits like a ho, and pretend that she’s doing it for the betterment of humanity, while really it’s about self involvement and being as hot as she can be in exchange for brand deals and magazine photoshoots that celebrate her – thanks to being a Baldwin from the lower tier Baldwin clan but still a Baldwin…

She’s a chick who wants to be hot so bad, while claiming to be Christian, despite clearly being a disgusting vapid sinner who represents the evil that is society….that comes with free thought and the ability to self produce smut to build an audience.

If you’re gonna cry JESUS freak, be a fucking Jesus freak already….not some weird convoluted confusing harlot.

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