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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2018

May

Nina Dobrev Topless of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some Canadian immigrant, who has moved onto the USA thanks to being a talented and amazing actress that was on some shitty show…

She was on Degrassi, like Drake and clearly that carried her to the Vampire Diaries, a very important show that I am sure made this Bulgarian a lot of money….money that she spends on holistic, health and wellness treatments, like accupuncture for her social media feed, as it is less whorish of a girl to post a health and wellness procedure to her feed, rather than just a shameless topless panty pic attention seeking…

I just prefer when health and wellness content posted up is more of a colonic…you know hose down that colon and let’s see how much impacted shit she’s got….at 29….probably a lot.

Her mother still lives in Canada, while this one gets to be all LA…and that makes me feel closer to her….on some level…but not really…it just means I can park outside the family house if I cared enough to….without having to cross any borders…which I wouldn’t do…except maybe to orchestrate a viral video candlelight vigil after Dobrev dies of AIDS from jacking her back up with dirty needles…

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2018

May

Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie of the Day

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Julianne Hough Squatting in Lingerie or in what looks like thigh high stockings…like some little pervert fetish chick…who despite being raised Mormon, in a backwoods incestuous dance family, where her and her brother did everything together, including Anal Sex, before she got sold to Ryan Seacrest for a couple of Goats, you know Mormons and their farms…they love that shit….where he slutted her up, where he made her the slut that she is today…because rich people, even America’s Sweetheart like Seacrest are dark and have weird sexual dysfunctions, issues, fetishes….that all took place on this one’s ass…

While now she’s married, but you can’t take the ho out of the ho, because a ho is a ho is a ho, and this is her level of ho down, it’s accessible, inoffensive and won’t get her fired from any mainstream jobs…

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2018

May

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

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Alexis Ren has actually had an influence on society. Not that she’s done anything all that remarkable, she was just the most successful at doing it. Doing what exactly? Getting naked or half naked on the internet in a safe for work way. With some dude old ladies perved on because he had this fit surf look, the kind of thing a weirdo would call a “CHAD”…because the “CHAD’s” Get all the girls…or some shit…

Either way, she’s managed to keep her followers interested in her half nakedness, by continuing the half nakedness…which without the epic travel and adventure has left her just being half naked…a low level tactic by such a well followed person…but a tactic I like.

Why bother with storylines and bullshit….when you can just get half naked…it’s easier and you get all the same social media hits…with less work, costs, etc.

I don’t know why brands would sponsor her, but I know why people jerk off to her…we are perverts….that’s why.

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2018

May

Hayley Hasselhoff’s Tits make me Ask – WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE FATTY of the Day

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Hayley Hasselhoff, like all fat chicks….looks good enough when cropped from the base of their monster tits up….because even if they have a fat head….the monster tits divert from that…and since the rest of their body isn’t in the frame…you don’t get too distracted by their obesity…

Not that it matters to any of you perverts who love all monster tits, fat or not, but it matters to me…

What also matters to me is whether this one will ever do the sex tape….I love celebrity kids, they are hilarious and I love when the forgotten celebrity kids end up with sex tapes…while the other celebrity kids end up with TV hosting jobs…like Hailey Baldwin…

Clearly, this one is a little lazy, in body and mind, and just gets her BAYWATCH PAY WATCH TRUST FUND…no need to actually get fucked by black guys in porno…but it’d be so good if she did…

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2018

May

Dania Ramirez Naked for Social Media of the Day

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Dania Ramirez is some 35 year old actress who has been on a few shows, like Entourage…and Heroes…back when she wasn’t 35 years old…she was on some show called Devious Maids, based on Eva Longoria’s other life, had she not become a Hollywood star, but rather a Hollywood Mexican who works for those stars…because we know Eva Longoria is clearly such an ego that she only hires Mexican staff to run her house…because she likes powertripping and being top Mexican…

While this Dania woman likes getting naked on social media…

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2018

May

Ariana Grande Lives of the Day

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Which is more than we can say for some of her fans in Manchester….

I know that celebs have virtually no soul, especially the child stars, they are just entitled as fuck and can do no wrong..

But you’d think that you’d feel some level of accountability knowing that people came out to see you perform, before getting taken the fuck out…

I mean sure, you can rationalize it however you want, security issues, crazy people, a random attack, who knows…..

But ultimately, she goest to bed at night knowing those people came to see her…and died..a lot of them still kids…

And I am sure she doesn’t give a fuck, she’s just onto her next promo tour, tits out…but now with some story that she can milk for attention about her comeback….and the heartache it all caused her…

Hollywood is nonsense…but the tits are real…I mean often not real…but real as in they actually exist, unlike this one’s soul…that doesn’t exist.

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2018

May

Cara Delevingne Topless Animal Abuse of the Day

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It amazes me how some of these people get jobs. It’s like all the marketing people at all the marketing companies sit together and decide who they will all use, and if you’ve put yourself out there proper, through milking whatever social climbing you’ve done, you can be a lottery winner getting paid, cashing in…just everyone throwing money at you – even when you’re not that great, or in Cara Delevingne’s case…pretty fucking ugly….despite being celebrated as a model…

Cara Delevingne is a Lesbian for a Reason….a reason I call lesbians aren’t superficial and don’t care if you look like a troll. They go for you because you have a soul and really in Cara Delevingne’s case she’s the one doing the “going for”…in her manipulative psychopath trying to get ahead kind of hustle…

She’s a scam. It’s obvious but she’s hand-bra-ing it for a top watch brand….because that’s just the kind of world we live in…it’s not porn if it is a million dollar deal.

It is unfortunate that the Lion didn’t do his damn job. I love when humans get mauled by animals for doing dumb shit with animals…like this..

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2018

May

Woman Suddenly Gets Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Caught in the Act….

Girl Tucks Dress into her Underwear..

The Dancing Burglar of the Day

Paralel Universe Hooters

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2018

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I left the house accidentally. I am a failure when it comes to this hermit never leave the house life…and along with seeing some really ridiculous Canadian women dressed half naked because it’s summer…tits everywhere…even on fat chicks…I also saw a father publicly spanking his daughter and when she cried he said “do you want more of that”…in what I thought was pretty psychotic, especially since a group of college looking social justice warriors were sitting in the park next to them…in what you would think would upset them if they weren’t too busy worrying about what pronoun they want to be referred to as…

It’s like these people don’t notice the actual issues going on, and are too busy defining what cultural appropriation means…

In other news, the girl who was being spanked will likely end up a sex worker…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Twerking Road Rage
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Suspect Dies in Custody – Police Chief Gets her Ashes Thrown At Him
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Laxative Soccer is the Grossest Idea Ever
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Cardi B Quits Instagram Because She Gets Called Out for Being a Caricature of a Black Woman…
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Fishing Boat Wars!
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The Vagina that Tsunami’s Can’t Bring Down
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Rat Finds himself in a Pretty Shitty Situation
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Piers Morgan VS Religion
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Rihanna Was Not Invited to the Royal Wedding…
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Crazy House of the day
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Honest Wallet Experiment…..
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Russell Crowe Honors John Oliver with a Koala Chlamydia Ward named After Him
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Here’s a Koala in a Daycare
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Getting Bitches Smoking Bongs Starts Here
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Rat Cow on Feminism “SHOW THEM YOUR TITTIES”
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Stevie Nicks Kicks Her Guitarist Out of Fleetwood Mac Because He’s a Democrat…
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This Will Save You!
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2018

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am just knee deep in mother’s day, because with every mother’s day comes a Mother Fucker day, for the men who fuck mother’s and have to pretend that they are happy that the woman bred with them, giving the this labor intense, annoying, expensive existence that is no longer their own….all in exchange for having their DNA legacy live on…for whatever reason people are into that…I’ll never understand it…and I’m not really knee deep in mother’s day at all…I just drink too much, forgot do the stepLINKS and realized today that it is Mother’s day….since I don’t have a mom, maybe that’s where the ultimate problem with my existence is and the reason I don’t keep track of these things…like stepLINKS updating apparently…you know from sadness from not having a mom…

Here are some stepLINKS updated….on Mother’s Day…

Someone Broke into Rihanna’s House to Speand the Night
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Energy Drink Works Better than Industrial Grade Cleaners – DRINK UP
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Noah Cyrus – Bikini
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Pizza Man Pulls Gun on Customer
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Rick and Morty Back for 70 More Episodes.
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FarraH Abarham is Perfect in a Bikini
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War of the Fishing Boats
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Bella Hadid Cleavage
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Denver’s Mayor’s Son Caught Being a Dick
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Jeff Tambor is a Tranny Hater…
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The Midget BeeGees
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Sluts Sucking BongS Like They Are Hard Cocks is Great…Make it Happen.
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Rosario Dawson is Naked
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The Miracle Product that Will Saved Your LIFE ! CODE DS15
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Some Music Dude Named Logic Makes Too Much Fucking Money – This is His House…
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Disabled Man Turns Up for What
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Fat Instagram Woman
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Dead Body Found in Mall Wall – not Paul Wall
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David Beckham gets Paid to Promote Deadpool 2
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A Compilation of “Pretty” girls’
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Brando Was Better in Bed than Elvis
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War of the Fishing Boats!
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Dusty Whirlwind…
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Kirsten Dunst and Meth Damon Name Their Kid Penis
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Rihanna in Lingerie…
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Canadian Lady and her Racist Rant
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Lava VS Expensive Houses
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Tom Sizemore Groped an 11 Year Old
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Demi Rose Monster Tits
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Emma Roberts Asshole Shirt
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SURVEY SAYS – Is HIlary Swank Hot or Not
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Salma Hayek and her Big Mexican Tits
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Cuban Slut Performing
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Diane KRuger – Looking Old
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ASHLEY TISDALE – SPORTS BRA FLAS
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TALLIA STORM – BIKINI
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HELEN MIRREN – OLD AND BUSTY
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MUTANT TIT
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Elsa Hosk – Lingerie Model
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Thandie Newton – See through Dress
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Marion Cotillard in a Leotard
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Cara Delevingne in Vogue
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Dadario Not Showing Off Tit
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty Girls and their Selfies
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Some Babe Getting Naked
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Thick BikinI Girl of the Day
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Bolt On Tits of the Day
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Hot Amateur with Awesome Tits
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Competitive Sisters – Ejecting Cucombers Out of Their Asses
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Music Festival Fuck
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Squirt of the Day
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Is This Cam Girl Pregnant/
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is This Cam Girl Pregnant Part 2
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Some Chick Named Bryoni Kate Topless
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Hot Skinny Blonde Afina Posing Naked in Some Amazing Poses
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Some Lauren Lee Girl Pulling Off her Panties
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Cum in her Ear Fetish
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Some Girl – Topless on Balcony
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