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2018

13

May

Heidi Klum Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum may not make sense, being the 55 year old woman that she is, posting provocative pics because it is all she knows, proving that the germans are good at Engineering, because she cleverly uses her tit as bait, not her vagina…that probably looks like an Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion….

Because when you’re Heidi Klum and you’ve had your pussy and ass banged out to be one giant hole by:

1- SEAL and his large adult sized arm penis – straight from Africa – all tribal and shit – which her German S&M model liked because it made her feel alive….germans are weird…

2- Other rich men that she’s met along the way

3- Young dudes, rockstars, pretty much all the cock she can get

4- 14 kids with at least 2 of those men.

5- the aging process, she tries to defy, because she doesn’t look her age, but her pussy might not be capable of defying even with surgeries…because nature…

You focus on the titty.

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2018

13

May

Zoe Kravitz Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zoe Kravitz is the worst. I mean I am sure there are worst people in the world than her…but whenever I see her pop up, I instantly think to myself that she’s the worst…

She’s a Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who I guess is 1/2 black by having two half black parents.

She has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, or fashion influencer, or an actor, while acting all cool or arty…

BUT SHE LOOOKS LIKE SHIT….not in a racist, she’s 1/2 black from two 1/4s black, because that’s not the kind of redneck I am..

I just see pretentious, vain, disgusting…celebrated by the media because people love celebrity kids…and nipples or not she’s trash…expensive trash trying to be high brow trash…but still trash..

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2018

11

May

Bella Thorne Bikini Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a bikini on a boat, or was in a bikini on a boat, and unfortunately a shark didn’t eat her, rip her apart, and put her out of her misery that she doesn’t really realize is coming because she’s young and too distracted by all the attention and money she’s making from Social Media, where her and her crackwhore party girl sister, who are both damaged, and basically like children of a cult, raised by an eager stage mom to make them famous, don’t know how useless they are…they are just getting all this love they never got growing up…for being what they think is being themselves…and eventually…I don’t know when…but probably when people are onto someone else…the downward spiral will hit..

I am excited for those dark times, not because I am negative, or wish bad things on terrible people, and not that I think a slutty half naked Bella Thorne is a terrible person…I mean she posts up half nakedness all the time and we like that…it’s a great time…young tits, tight bod….if you can handle how annoying she is…

I also like reset buttons when things get too hype and amazing for a person to let them remember it’s all nonsense that is fleeting and they can stop trying to upset their estranged stage parent mother…which I assume is the source of all this ridiculousness…for social media…a MEME really…

A MeME in a bikini….

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2018

11

May

Irina Shayk Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Russian bride with no soul, who I am not too sure whether she’s actually locked in Brad Cooper through marriage, but she has had his kid as soon as she possibly could, because the timing was right, she was pushing 30….and knew it was now or never…

I think knowing it comes with a 25k month child support allowance is pretty much a great selling point, I mean once he actually leaves her, by why would he leave her, she’s just happy being the accessory, the prop, the add on, the backup dancer, to his A List life, and gets to go to special events and things because of it…this is living the top life, the best life, especially compared to her mother’s life back in Communist Russia waiting for rationed bread.

I do think she’s hot, but I fuck 55 year old fat women…so at this point in my life a bag of dog shit is hotter than anything I stick my dick in….

I do think she’s had a lot of work done, but when trying to see her mom cunt, to decide how beat up it is or not, her face injections don’t matter.

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2018

11

May

Naomi Holt Naked of the Day

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Naomi Holt is a Miss Universe Australia 2017 Finalist…..sounds like a pretty thirsty title, you know the kind a instagram whore would have because she knows she has a better chance to get credit as being someone who is more than just a shameless instagram whore if there’s credentials…

Not that being a “finalist” is credentials….that’s the first lose, it’s first place or no place, you might as well be last place if you’re second place, but at least she tried, maybe next time she’ll go for something more attainable, like “playboy model”…I mean if you’re already getting naked and they’ll post up pics of any naked bitch…it’s at least better than telling the world you’re a fucking failure….

But then again, she’s getting naked and that’s a good start to wherever she’s planning on taking this…

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2018

11

May

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is known for only doing Victoria’s Secret, because that’s all she’s done, and she was hot and exciting and interesting when she was early on in her career, but there comes a time when you’ve seen enough of the same damn pose from the same damn chick, that you think “don’t you have any other tricks…trick”….and she doesn’t….unless you consider being perpetually pregnant, something she seems to have figured out how to do as well as giving the camera a look with her hip pushed out while in a bikini…cuz she’s always pregnant…but she keeps her bullshit alive with throwback videos and pics to remind people of her naked or half naked in bikini art form she’s mastered…so when she’s back to work, off MAT leave for the third time in two years, the world will be ready for her…never forgotten or some shit…

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2018

11

May

Anna Lynne McCord Pussy Print of the Day

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Anna Lynne McCord doesn’t matter, but she does produce slutty content for her instagram, little self produced photoshoots to celebrate her art, her life, her talent, her aging process, the fact she’s skinny, all while jacking a pair of panties into her cooter like it’s hungry, because she’s hungry in her soul…thanks to not getting work or mattering after first getting work and thinking she mattered…

But the nice thing about women, even after they’ve fallen off, is that they can still whore down, like a good old fashion ho down, only with less banjos and more panties jacked up their cunts….to lure in the male attention they seek…like the wise philosopher…seeking knowledge and the answer to the meaning of life…but the panties jacked into her pussy version…

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2018

11

May

Kimberley Garner in a Bra in Cannes of the Day

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Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there, has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her to fuck, and to be the arm candy for, because all these dudes are rich nerds who got into hollywood because it’s Glamourous and way for them to get laid, when they otherwise wouldn’t get laid, if they worked for let’s say a plumbing manufacturing company, that could be as lucrative, but no red carpets…just shit piles..

Point being, she’s trying to take her hot body and master the fucking scene and this is how it’s done, even though no one knows or cares who she is…I’ll still check her out and cat call her to my computer screen because she’s good….

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2018

11

May

Kendall Jenner Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has little tits like her dad, you know busting out of her blazer, like her dad, because the most important thing about Kendall Jenner is that her dad, the reason she exists, I mean besides her weird brown half sister’s porno, and her stage mom’s ego and manipulation tactics, is strictly because of her dad, who cut off his penis.

Now I don’t think these promo model, direct response marketing, informercial hosts in the new media age have souls to begin with, but having your dad cut off his dick must do a real number on her ego, if her brain has that capacity and it must really fuck with her vapid little head…creating daddy issues…in a poor little rich girl kind of way….and we can only hope it ends terribly with opiates and sleeping pills and booze…because we need these people to off themselves one by one for the betterment of society…

They are the worst, and she is the best of the worst.

Here she is for ELLE – hydrating – too bad she didn’t drown….

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And here is the dick sucker that made this all possible –

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2018

11

May

Amber Heard’s TIts Looking for New Dick of the Day

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Amber Heard’s making some appearances – because I guess she’s looking for new dick now that Grimes has got between her and her Billionaire Elon Musk, who I am sure realized that she’s a snake of a woman, a white trash manipulator, who basically eats the souls of the men she dates, and tells the media as part of her hyping herself up that she’s a lesbian, or a victim, or anything to play it up and cash it in, because she has no soul, is a black widow and most importantly…dudes are dumb as fuck and easy to manipulate..

She’s pretty much ruined Johnny Depp, an elderly man she married and destroyed and took money from….and then who knows who else she’s been fucking around with…but I can assure you they are rich…because that’s what trashy hookers with no souls like…

TITS OUT! Looking like shit….but TITS OUT!!

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