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2018

07

May

Kate Upton Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton and her big juicy tits, the only reason she exists, have made an appearance..

I guess what the fuck else is some rich brat, who’s grandfather invented Whirlpool appliances, supposed to do when she’s born this ridiculously stacked….

It’s either deal with her hormonal issues, or show off them tits, like some low level girl at the stripclub, or bikini carwash, a dying type of car wash thanks to you liberal fucks….and she went the right direction…

The only issue was that the rest of her caught up with her tits, as they do when you get older and metabolisms slow down…something I guess she’s been fighting with now that she’s married, barely working, and still rich from every angle…allowing her the time to focus on fitness…that may or may not be working for her, but that is giving her the confidence in her older age to come back out in her bikini and say “LOOK AT MY BIG SLOPPY TITS AMERICA – THEY ARE STILL BIG AND SLOPPY – CELEBRATE ME AND MY BIG SLOPPIES” and I guess we will…cuz huge natural tits are really something worth celebrating…

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2018

07

May

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples of the Day

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I guess Iggy Azalea got some new plastic surgery, some Lipo sucking out the fat from her stomach and dropping it into her ass, or maybe she’s figured out Facetune, so that she doesn’t have to get all the plastic surgery she’s been getting, because for some reason, a reason I call “she probably released a new single”….she’s been posting slutty pics that

I am forced to post even though I hate this look, I hate her sound, I hate this white girl rapper, cultural appropriation I don’t support, even though I support all other cultural appropriation, because it’s not the end of the world for a motherfucker to wear blackface, dreads, use chopsticks, etc…it’s like we can’t collab as one race, the human race….

But instead it makes all the pussy liberals cry…yet they’ll still dance to this blatant use of exploiting something that feels wrong… I’m not sure what it is but it is designed for this pig of a woman to cash the fuck in….

But they don’t have Taco night at their college…or serve Indian food made by non-Indian people…as that is wrong…you fucking nuts people…and most interestingly is more racist than letting people “culturally appropriate” because those who culturally appropriate are just sharing and borrowing from each other…and calling it out is basically saying that we are all different….and segregated.

A girl can’t wear a Chinese Dress to prom, are you fucking kidding me, every dress is made in China and that’s ok, but traditional garb that they sell at every souvenir shop is appropriation…it’s fucking nuts…

Get your damn story straight people…

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

07

May

Farrah Abraham’s Fake Tits and Ass of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is my favorite…

Not because I think she’s hot, or because I like her Teen Mom bolt on tits, or because I like all the pastic surgery she’s done to herself…like this bolt on ass….

She’s not even my favorite because she got knocked up for being the sexual dysfunctional and hormonal young girl in high school, who didn’t learn to take it up the ass until her porn career …but she did learn to leverage the fuck out of getting knocked up – creating a celebrity for herself she would otherwise never have – being on MTV and known…despite being hated for people for being a terrible and disgusting sex working mom….when really all she was ever destined to do was porn….

She’s my favorite because she launched her porn career the right way, she got famous on MTV, then did porn, even though she was always destined to do porn. Attention seekers with a high sex drive who were likely sexually assaulted always end up in porn…

But the way she did it, built hype, and value, and perceived value and for whatever reason, a reason I call having the exclusive SQUIRT clip thank to the people at VIVID …that GAWKER pre Hulk Hogan shutting them down linked and thanks to their gang of perverts – I made a shit ton of money off this angel…

More money than I’ve ever made on this site before or after this angel…which I guess makes her my business partner…who will never perform for me like she did that one day many years ago…but who I should support in all her whoring because I am loyal to those who make me money from their taking porn dick in their ass and squirting.

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2018

07

May

Hailee Steinfeld See Through of the Day

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Even when Hailee Steinfeld is acting all slutty…I don’t find her hot…

I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick, her costar in the Pitch Perfect movies…because Anna Kendrick is legitimately not hot…

You see Hailee Steinfeld is at the level of “Ok, I get it, she’s totally worth staring at like the pervert that we all are”….and for some of you she may be “Ohhh I remember her in True Grit and it reminds me of when I grew up in the backwoods and Grandpappy used to make me watch him teach cousin how to ride….”….you know real full hick shit…but to me..she’s just better looking than she was when she was fat…thanks to finally listening to her personal trainer dad and not trying to rebel against him…

See through outfits, panties jacked up inside her cooter, eating cereal in full spanx while wet….wild times for Hailee Steinfeld..

Here is her cameltoe in white panties..

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2018

07

May

Kim Kardashian Pussy of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is so fat and has had so many weird surgeries and babies that she doesn’t even have a vagina anymore…she has been filled her up so much, and stretched her out so hard that her vagina has sort of sucked itself into itself…hence the reason she couldn’t have her most recent STD spawn…or maybe just a flap of skin is covering the shit because they had no where to tuck it in during one of many tummy tucks…

Because these pants are see through and I don’t see any pussy hole you’d expect to be a floppy fucking pussy hole…hanging down to her feet….tucked into her fucking sucks…and all I can say is…

“SOMEONE CALL RAY J TO OPEN THIS BITCH UP”….

Right?

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Posted in:Kim Kardashain|SFW

2018

07

May

Toni Garrn Nipples for GQ of the Day

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Toni Garrn was a Victoria’s Secret model, I think…I really don’t remember, but she has been around for a while, probably a decade or more….and she’s still out there showing her tits…full tits…nipples out for GQ…exciting times for someone who pretty much fell off the map and has spent the last few months basically working on a comeback by getting naked with other low level sluts on the beach of Miami for the hired paparazzi…a tactic that I guess worked…

You may know her as one of Leo’s Beards…a long time ago, for about 5 minutes, she was marketed as his “girlfriend” who he probably never saw because he was too busy sucking dick, but that he would car around in public so people didn’t know he was too busy sucking dick, not because he’s a homo who hates women, but because he’s Leo and has been hounded by hot chicks his entire life…to the point where they are boring..

So this one has been touched by his magic leo wand…or rumored to have been….and look at her now…tits out in print 5 years later because we like tits of women who may only exist because they “dated” Leo even when they become pretty low end because it was a decade ago.

Goodtimes.

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2018

07

May

Ireland Baldwin Topless Erotica of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin must be on new meds, because she’s been putting herself out there again, finally ready to show some drive, some effort, some ambition that she had a few years ago when she first started out on Social Media before her skinnier, hotter, more scenester and lame cousin started out….and ended up cashing the fuck in as an “it” girl that Ireland Baldwin wants to be….

So she’s producing SMUT for pervert dudes, knowing the Anna Nicole Smith trash route is the one that will work for her…like the sex worker she is…

She’s hanging with other Low Levels, who may be her version of the Kardashians, but who are Charlotte McKinney who no one cares about….

She’s getting naked on the beach…it’s just a lot of Ireland Baldwin which is saying a lot because even a little of Ireland Baldwin is a lot since she’s fucking huge….

Here she is riding bikes in skirts with Charlotte McKinney

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Here are some more of her NUDE on the beach

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2018

07

May

Emily Seller Bush of the Day

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Emily Seller is some random girl showing her bush on the internet. We looked for her social media, and found nothing, but we didn’t look too hard, and I find it very hard to believe that someone going out there and putting her bush on the internet doesn’t have social media…unless she’s just so fucking hipster, she’s moved to Detroit hipster, to be an artist hipster and deleted her social media as some hipster statement, and has got herself a flip phone with no data plan….because that’s the way hipsters do it if they can’t find a long enough string to use the old can and string form of communication you know at least one unicycle riding weirdo with a waxed moustache out there uses as the only way to contact him…

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2018

07

May

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know when Demi Lovato decided to become a hatchet faced sex worker…

Maybe it was from answering a BOUDOIR shoot discount on GROUPON designed for fat trailer trash to add spice into their marriage….something I first saw watching Roseanne the First generation….that I quickly learned was a real fucking weird thing…

But I do know that she’s out there posing dramatically, despite being a professional, looking mad awkward and amateur, all troll like….

Which I guess is just representative of the time…instagram…wants light flares, and piss filters, and half naked wet chicks pretending to be models…even fat chicks be doing this….leave the house it’s fucking everywhere and it terrifies me…

I still don’t know any Demi Lovato songs, except her whining about being bi-polar and not just a spoiled fucking brat..but apparently she’s a singer of song…probably terrible songs…but at least she can always fall back on her erotic modeling..

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2018

07

May

Christina Aguilera Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Christina Aguilera got them titties on…because Christina Aguilera is fat…and I guess because Christina Aguilera has breast implants beneath the fat…which reminds me of a fat woman having an autopsy video I watched on Netflix a few weeks ago..where they try to scare people into not being fat by showing you a dead fat woman…who despite being fat as fuck and who died from being fat…had a set of implants…

I didn’t jerk off to it, but the idea of a dead fat woman to a man who has had his soul and freedom raped by a living fat woman I call “wife”…is porno to me…

I won’t jerk off to Christina Aguilera’s tits, because she’s not 20 and rolling around in the mud getting DIRTY…

But I’ll post it to celebrate how fucking old I am that I even know the host body to these tits…