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2018

16

May

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd has huge fucking tits. They are abnormal huge. Awkwardly huge. Like some sort of nuclear meltdown happened or some radon in her soil where she great up happened. Or she ate a lot of hormone jacked up poultry and dairy…because this shit is so off balanced, disproportionate, that it’s almost a genetic defect…the most amazing genetic defect ever…unless you’re her back.

I mean huge tits are a thing, they exist, and often times girls are ashamed of how big their massive tits are…but rarely do they come on a tiny looking skinny frame…so that when it does…it is worth celebrating…it is worth stripping down…and it’s great that Sophie Mudd…the kind of girl you’d want to mud wrestle…wants the world to see her tits….or at least use her tits to get ahead…

I support all she does in her self promotion that is clearly fucking working…

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

16

May

Ariel Winter’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got hard nipples on her monster tits, that aren’t that nice, especially considering that they have been surgically enhanced tits, but that are still tits, in a shirt, with nipples that are hard, which may be a side-effect of the breast reduction and rebuilding of her tits, because I remember a time when I dated a girl who had a breast reduction, the whole anchor scar titty, and her nipples were always hard, it’s actually the only reason I banged her, on some Jennifer Aniston shit, because without chronically hard nipples, she was a fucking mutant, but permanently hard nipples spoke to my soul, in a way I couldn’t quite understand and after long enough time spent with her, I couldn’t help but convince her to sit on my face…

That said, I’m older now, and Ariel Winter doesn’t do that for me, because she’s a chunky midget who has no neck and who looks like she eats too much with her troll face, that working out can’t save…but that perverts still like so here it is.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

16

May

Emmy Rossum Hard Nipples of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is a garbage actress who isn’t hot, but has been positioned as hot because she gets naked in movies…or TV shows America ripped off from the UK…and there’s nothing wrong with that…you see if you’re going to get rich acting, you gotta be willing to get naked…..and if you’re not a get naked kind of actress you’re not serious about your career and you don’t deserve to get paid…

I guess they also suck dick to get where they are, but most of the dick suckers don’t want to admit they were dick suckers, they prefer to call it being pressured or sexually assaulted…hard to admit you’re a stupid whore that puts yourself in dumb situations to get ahead…but if other girls stand by you in protests on the street..it makes it ok…being the victim for the win…

As far as I’m concerned, Emmy Rossum was destined to be a cocktail waitress or receptionist…but she’s Jewish and that alone means cocktail waitress work would never happen….it’s too labor intensive for the payout…but Hollywood starlet is a viable option…it’s just the way the system works when you are the chosen ones…

Her nipples are hard in paparazzi pics, but you’ve seen her simulate sex, so does it really matter…I guess it does…

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|SFW

2018

16

May

Hilary Duff is Fighting with her Nieghbor of the Day

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Thick, Mom, Amazing Hilary Duff is having a fight with her neighbor, in what I assume is NYC, because why the fuck else would this rich as fuck girl live in an
apartment…

And I am jealous of her neighbor…I mean being put on blast by Hilary Duff, calling you out for your mom paying your rent, for fighting with your girlfriend, for you alocholism and your weed smoking…on her social media….is amazing fucking street cred.

This is what winning looks like, and as a troll, I celebrate this troll…DIETER for president.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2018

16

May

Suki Waterhouse Sports Bra of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some UK mooch rich kid who pretended to be a socialite thanks to being some UK rich kid….who leveraged that to pretend to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor…who may or may not get acting work…but who probably does because they pretty much hire fucking anyone to be in movies…especially when they’re semi-connected, high enough profile, or they’ve got Herpes or AIDS from people like Bradley Cooper who they used to fuck because it made them feel famous by association…

I don’t think she matters or should matter – but she exists and here she is existing….in what could be a sports bra…but may just be a shirt…I am not a fashionista and I don’t have all the answers.

Posted in:SFW|Suki Waterhouse

2018

16

May

Willa Holland is Hot of the Day

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I didn’t realize that until March 30th, Willa Holland was still on TV, because I don’t watch that HERB NERD shit…like AAROW…you know some fucking super hero low budget shit that every virgin loser falls into.. because they fucking love comic books…they are their only friends..

I just thought Willa Holland was a hipster instagram model now that she’s rich and doesn’t need to work…with some hipster photographer boyfriend mooching off her to increase his own profile…that she doesn’t realize she’s being used by…because he fucks her properly…

Her’s some of their “ART”…

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2018

16

May

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, and her strong Hungarian child bearing hips…seem to have taking a break from the Goulash or whatever it is that Hungarians eat, to lean the fuck up and get back out there, with her Eastern European work ethic, to make as much money as she possibly can…

You know, the Mall Brand Victoria’s Secret, that I think found her, created her, abducted her from her homeland, and used her, before spitting her out and replacing her, unless she still works for them, or is on hiatus from working with them because she got fat…

Well she’s back…and stripping down…because it’s her birth right, or at least what has made her family money, and it’s way better than being a low level cam girl…

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

16

May

Victoria Justice Squatting in a Bra of the Day

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Victoria Justice was caught squatting in a bra like some kind of whore crying for attention – over on her instagram the other day….which I guess means she wasn’t caught at all, she put it out there for the audience…as she kinda knows how these things work, just not very well…

Because she’s a Disney-Like kid, with stage parents, who was with Nickelodeon not Disney, but still carried a show perverts watched…..

But her co-star, or the suppoting actress on her show was Arianna Grande, who unfortunately wasn’t killed in the terrorist attack at her concert, instead of all the innocent people who were, I mean it’d only be fair if she was the one who was killed….seeing as they were only there for her…and she’s the reason or cause of said attack….

Which must make Victoria Justice so mad, because she’s not causing terrorist attacks, or even selling out venues internationally, she’s just kinda hanging on, while being hotter than Arianna Grande, who wasn’t even the star of the show they were on together…which must do something to her self esteem that I hope ends in sex tapes…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2018

16

May

JoJo Tits of the Day

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JoJo pulled her tits out…but barely in a way that matters…but then again if she pulled her tit right out..it wouldn’t be in a way that matters because she’s Jojo and who the fuck cares about Jojo….

I mean maybe there are a few fucking weirdos who fell in love with her many years ago when when she was clickbait or was it jailbait..even though I don’t remember her from then….

I know there are people who are committed to the pussy they connect to in their youth and will forever watch them age, get fucked by black dudes, and try to be hot, despite her face being that of a man…

She ain’t hot…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2018

16

May