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2018

17

May

Sara Sampaio Tits Out of the Day

A while ago, I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and signed off on, published them in the magazine she was nude modelling for…

I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…then call them out for being sexual assaulters, hopping on the METOO train, trying to actually matter…now at an event, tits out, looking like the Portuguese drag queen in Brazil on Carnival trying to get into tranny porn….not hot, overrated, but a VS model….which makes sense. Living the dream.

Here she is in a swimsuit for philipp plein

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2018

17

May

Toni Garrn Tits Of the Day

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Toni Garrn is in Cannes because she’s as important as a reality star from the UK…because she is Euro, a model, a Leo stage girlfriend who probably thought she made it in the world….but then became a girl calling the paparazzi to see her naked or half naked on the Miami beaches…the way we like her…

I don’t know who brought her out to Cannes, but if she is the kind of girl who fucks Leo, she is obviously into rich people, the rich life and Cannes is the hub of that…high end Sugar Baby Central…

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2018

17

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Pussy of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is looking pretty fucking old. I think it’s time to hang up those panties and to move on with her life as a rich as fuck sex worker who made it without being considered a sex worker…

Retire that thong, live the good calm life…because in all areas of work, athletics or business or really anything – you just get too old to do it. Whether you want to admit it or not.

Sure she’s skinny, but at 40 years old, while being a mom, lets focus on young sluts who dream about this job everyday – and give them a chance.

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2018

17

May

Romantic Beachside Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

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White Trash Motel Fight

Butt Slap Starts Massive Brawl

Houston Apartment Brawl…

Saving an Old Man

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2018

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it irritating when people talk about how you shouldn’t use social media to congregate with people whom which you agree with, but rather you should use it to broaden your mind, by connecting with those who have different opinions than you, and converse in a mature way….

When has that happened ever. The whole point of the internet was for losers to connect with people who were losers like them in other towns because in their own towns they were alone..

The whole point of humanity is to stick to what you know and what you are comfortable with..you friends are likeminded people…

The whole point of liberals is to try to say we are all the same by identifying what makes us all different…in some weird white privilege fetish that they are so open and accepting, unless you don’t agree with them, in which case you must be hung…and killed…like those very same loving liberals…were HITLER fascists…and the amazing thing is that they don’t see the hypocrisy in that…

It’s like “it’s not wrong to kill people who have different opinions than me, or if you are part of the patriarchy or misogyny or rape culture or don’t accept gender pronous or are a white man”….

Let’s focus on LAUREL or Royal Weddings or anything but this…you fucking idiots..

Let’s focus on tits…here are the tits…

Father Freaks on McDonald’s Worker who Sold Him Meth
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Garbage of the Day
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Kris Jenner will Sue You Even if You’re Broke
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Shoppers VS Kidnapping Suspect
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Antonio Banderas House Where Melanie Griffith Was Cheated On
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Marijuana Removes a Stain Harsh Cleaners Can’t
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GIFT SLUTS WITH THESE
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This Will Save You!
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Rapist Defender of the Day
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Snake in a Fan at a Party
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2018

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I will always find it interesting to see a girl with or without thick things and a fat ass wearing a pair of trendy short shorts that her ass literally hangs out of in all of its entire glory…where you would see her tampon string if she didn’t wear a menstrual cup – we are talking it might as well be a pair of skimpy panties out in public rubbing her bare ass and remnants of feces all over park benches, barstool’s and restaurant chairs and bike seats….get mad and call you a pervert for staring at her ass. The real sexual assault isn’t the man staring and the exposed ass. It is the exposing of the ass that is the predator….keep predator-ring

The world is crazy..

Let’s focus on things that matter, like the Royal Wedding or whether you hear Laurel or Yanny from a computer voice…

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Portia de Rossi Quit Acting Cuz She’s got a Sugar Momma
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Parrot Talks to Alexa
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All the Miss Bumbum Contestants
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Mel B Loves Three of her Baby Daddies Equally
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Emilia Clarke in White
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Courier Saves Dog’s Life
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Ford VS Biker
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Christina Hendricks is an Old Bitch in a Push Up bra…
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The People Invited to the Royal Whore Wedding
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Full Size Millenium Falcon Built in a Garage by Sad People
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Iskra Lawrence Fat, Old, Mooch, TITty
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The Flying IKEA Chair
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Weird Apology
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Deputy Saves Dying Baby
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GET STONED WITH THEM WILLING GIRLS
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John Travolta and 50 Cent are Bum Chums
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Ariel Winter Getting fingered
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This Will Save You!
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Confessions of a Chemically Castrated Man
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Bike VS Car vs Angry Driver vs Other Biker
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Rita Ora is Bisexual for Whoever She Can Fuck to Get Ahead…
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Oprah Smokes Weed
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Maya Hawke in Some Upskirt Weirdness
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Ava Sambora in Short Shorts
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Joey King in Some Magazine…
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Katherine McNamara in Magazine of the Day
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Georgia Fowler in a Slutty Dress
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Izabel Goulart in a Slutty Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger – Huge CLeavage
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Kate Mara – Dog Walker
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Dakota Fanning – Not Hot
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Hannah Jeter – the SI Model who Did Good
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Jamie Lynn Sigler Legs
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Alessandra Ambrosio TITS FOR STARWARS
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Sara Sampaio TITS FOR STARWARS
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Kim Garner Slutty in Cannes
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300 pages of Nude Celebs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Public Sex of the Day
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Nipple Pincher
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Awkward Threesome of the Day
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Cam Girl Masturbates
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Slut Takes Selfies
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Rosie the Cam Girl is Hot Hot
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Hot naked Hippie Lookin Chick
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Lana Got them Big Tits
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Girl in the Shower….Self Shot Video….
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Belle Purena is Better than Purina Dog Food
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Amateur Couple of the Day
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2018

16

May

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker…and she is in a red bikini jacked up her cooter hole.

I guess she presents herself as a promo model who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to apply her sports training to nude and half nude modeling….mostly for a brand, the number one brand, in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their stable of sex workers and makes them exist…makes them famous…and allows them to be more than just whores to the world…so their bikini up their ass for the paparazzi can be seen as wholesome….innocent…not strategic…all hot…all the time…

She is almost 30 – soon to be expired so drink up.

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2018

16

May

Liz Hurley Bikini Incest Mom of the Day

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I am sure Liz Hurley’s son is a poofter…which may or may not be because she still breast feeds him. A trick she learned back in the day to keep her tits milk filled get a lot of likes on social media like they did when she was an actual model…the kind of woman who just gets pregnant until the milk starts milking…then aborts that shit before the body gets too damanged instead of getting fake tits…an old school titty enhancement strategy…back before breast implants existed….you know when Liz Hurley was 25.

She let a few of the kids through the cracks, you know if the sperm was valuable enough….and the Point being, that her son takes her slutty pics, she seems to always be naked or half naked around him, like a narcissist who sees herself in him, probably wants himself in her…

RIGHT…rich people are weird…

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2018

16

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini with Abs of the Day

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Here are some exciting pics of Ali Larter going through menopause.

The 42 year old, along with being old as fuck, is wearing a bikini, something you shouldn’t be interested in seeing, because no matter how much of a marathon runner she looks like, 42 year old tits are never something people actively want to see hanging out…it’s like tuck them away and remember it’s not cute to be half naked anymore…no matter how bad you want it to be cute…it’s not…

She’s a mom of 2, with some rich kid who pretends to be an actor, who has been in the worst movies and who you’d be like “Why is Ali Larter with such a low level” but it turns out that his stepfather is a billionaire scammer with a multi-level marketing company / pyramid scheme that pathetic people like you probably try to sell to their friends, and sure she’s got a great body for a mom of 2, but mom of 2 as a concept is disgusting…and abs from fitness and diet cuz she’s rich is fine…but showing it to the world is gross…but probably not as gross as her mangled mom pussy…thanks aging process…

Reality is she’s never been hot…

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2018

16

May

Eva Amurri Martino Bikini Mom of the Day

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Butter face Eva Amurri Martino, who is probably best known, or only known for being the daughter of Susan Sarandon, who inherited momma’s big Rocky Horror Show tits, and who was able to get into acting, naked, on Californication when that was a thing….before realizing “Why work, I’m rich”…and instead got married / knocked up and mom of two or three kids by now…where she was smart enough to get as skinny as she has…but who has lost the tits that made her interesting…remaining the butterface she was…without the tits that carry her…but still impressive thanks to being skinny in a world of fat as fucks…

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