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2018

17

May

Heidi Klum Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth a fuck…thanks to genetic modification that Hitler created back in Heidi Klum’s childhood when she was a member of Hitler’s youth party, thanks to her being 100 years old…she lived through all of that and she’s still bringing big tits out in lingerie….because why not.

I know. Inspiring for 100 year old women everywhere – who now know there are options for their faces to get injected….

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2018

17

May

Anja Rubik Nipple of the Day

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We’ve seen model Anja Rubik’s nipple so many times before. She’s essentially a titty model who has polarized herself as a fashion model and has made a lot of money doing that…so seeing her nipple spill out of her outfit, although awesome because we all love tits, is boring because we’ve all seen her tits…but maybe I’ am just desensitized…

I got an email from a website that used to link to this site saying he stopped linking in because his fans hated what I would say about celebs. They want to hear their favorite celebs celebrated and praised despite being overrated, disgusting human beings….real fucking pussies who would likely never come close to any of the celebs they have boners for…because they are clearly fucking creeps….It blew my mind, despite knowing that the internet is a weird place for weird people, like real weird people….who live half retard delusional fantasies….like I can’t fucking talk shit on overpaid public figures who don’t give a fuck about you..cuz you like their tits…get a fucking job, you fucking low lives…

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2018

17

May

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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Since posting Zendaya in a bikini (4 minutes ago), calling her out for mooching off her co-star Bella Thorne’s slutty content strategy to make herself matter on social media and thus the world, because instagram is life, for all these vapid young idiots trying to exist in the world and they are making big money just being their outrageous selves, something that is both annoying and requires little to no talent, which I guess makes things a joke for the bitch who only needs to post up her tits in a bikini to get what previous generations would have to pay tens of thousands of dollars for in press…

It’s weird time, the clickbait is everywhere, and so is the narcissism..that allows for people to not actually care about celebs, only about themselves, while being mildly entertained for a minute by celebs…who show their tits…rather than the work they do as actors that at one time justified their celebrity…while now it just comes down to cumming to follower count that goes up with ever scandalous provocative masturbation video of some raver crackhead with a whore of a mom she doesn’t talk to because she was sexploited to make the family dreams come true…

Here’s the bikini…

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2018

17

May

Zendaya Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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Zendaya and her ridiculous, but ethnic, inclusive name – is in a bikini, showing off her nipples, trying to get attention because unlike her white counterparts, she isn’t as famous as she should be and she’s working at getting to that place where she needs to be…through slutty content…

If I was to tell pretty much anyone I know they’d have no idea what I was talking about, sure they are half retarded, ignorant, drunk pieces of shit, but they’d likely think I was saying some racist shit, up on some MAMA Africa shit, you know some National Geographic tribal dance shit, getting as Ethnic as possible like a Social Justice Warrior basically commoditizing black people…collecting them as friends to make the feel less racist than they are despite being racist…but the reality of it is…she’s the lead character of the Disney show that created Bella Thorne..and for that..she is no Bella Thorne, but is now taking Bella Thorne Tactics that clearly work, scrambling to get where Bella Thorne is…relevant…

But perverts like white girls more I guess…

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2018

17

May

Nadine Leopold Ass in Cannes of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is some bootleg Victoria’s Secret model, who has worked with the brand once, in one of their catalogs and got herself on the map and accepted into the NYC rich dude scene, where she’s tried to fuck every rich guy she comes across, in hopes that her expiring work visa, because she is an immigrant, gets renewed.

Through her prostituting, she has managed to attend great events, go on great trips, live a great life, and as she nears the end of her modeling career, she was able to leverage her way back into Victoria’s Secret after losing a bunch of weight she gained being lazy and a date at all these fancy restaurants….by being in their show last year…and I guess…this is her continuing her rich guy obsession in Cannes..

I don’t find her interesting or hot..but she’s showing off her ass like a whore…becasue she is one..officially..but not quite officially..but officially enough to me.

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2018

17

May

Noah Cyrus Tits of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is on the move….trying to get noticed….people starting to care….or stare…but mainly because she’s not nearly as hot as her sister Miley Cyrus, even when she’s using the same tactics as Miley Cyrus to get noticed, which I guess are the same tactics all these girls are doing….but are pretending they aren’t doing, like the girl with the fully exposed ass in the park the other day…fully exposing her ass but getting mad people were looking at her fully exposed ass…but this isn’t her ass pics…just tits in a bra looking like she’s Ariel Winter…which I guess is a look when you’re a broken rich kid trying to get noticed….to find a one hit wonder of her own…

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2018

17

May

Nicole Scherzinger Side Boob of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is still trying to convince you all that she doesn’t have set of balls tucked up into her asshole, the way trannies with big assholes like to tuck their balls, because its like a permanent set of butt plugs attached to their body, and if you’re not willing to go for the CHOP because you like the testosterone for the musculature it gives you…and because cutting off your dick is fucking nuts…it makes for a good time….plus you can still jerk off on people’s faces, which is a solid power move.

Point being…she’s showing off her tits…again…as she does..and here it is..

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2018

17

May

Rita Ora’s Got Her Titties Out of the Day

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Rita Ora is such clickbait, fake news, garbage manipulative shit….tactics that are actually working for her. It is ridiculous how persistence has paid off for her…persistence in fucking the right people, going to all events, telling the same storyline, convincing us she is a famous singer, despite us never hearing her music, claiming to be some international star, eventually people believe you…because they are too lazy to bother not believing….because Rita Ora doesn’t matter to anyone even if she is at her peak of fame with actual hit songs…

Here she is in concert..

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2018

17

May

Kourtney Kardashian Spreading Her Legs of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian spreading her legs like she was Sofia Richie does for Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend…because while the old mom pussy gets laid out to dry, or put out to pasture, while replaced by fresh young Lionel Richie pussy….that may not be fresh…since she’s an LA rich kid who is broken…dating a 45 year old dudes…

Kourtney Kardashian is out in a bikini, trying to get attention, because her audience needs old mom erotica…her mom needs her putting the body out there…and these aren’t hot, the family is disgusting, but great direct response marketers…and brainwashed the fuck out of you….and this is one tactic.

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2018

17

May

Demi Lovato Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Hey bi-polar Demi Lovato…nice fitness outfit. She is looking like all those Sunday 9-5 women at the Farmers Market, not the fittest, not doing fitness, just really committed to comfort and looking like they are into amateur Yoga or Spinning, it gives them something to talk about with their co-workers…it justifies their organic diet, their Kambucha, their cold brew bulletproof coffee, their Halo ice cream, and all the snackbars they spend their wholefoods money at…

Here’s Demi Lovato in fitness gear, probably getting paid, probably photoshopped to look hotter than she is, because she’s more of a pile of rich child star who has a legacy and weirdo fans who can’t move on…

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