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2018

22

Feb

Rita Ora in a Diaper and Bra of the Day

The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

OBVIOUSLY the UK’s own was there clickbaiting as hard as she could, I mean this is probably a dream of hers, especially now that’s she’s actually started to get some recognition internationally and in America, where she’s been scrambling for so long, it’s her time to shine….so she put on her best diaper so that she doesn’t shit herself in the process with all the excitement of finally making it…

RITA ORA…a legend in the making…who no one knows who or what she does…besides Rihanna impressions…but girls making it happen…in a diaper….with them famous for her tits famous tits.

Here she is on the red carpet

and here she is in her bra and thong ..

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2018

22

Feb

Bethenny Frankel the Crypt Keeper in a Bikini of the Day

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Sometimes it is important to off set looking at hot young photoshopped chicks from instagram in bikinis – by looking at zombies in bikinis…you know to renew our love for the hot young photoshopped chicks from instagram in bikinis – because we are getting desensitized to hot chicks in bikinis – and forget that there is a world where not every chick is a hot chick in a bikini…

But the problem with this strategy is that being bored with hot girls, is terrifying and leads to Zombies being new and exciting, and disgusting…but different you weirdo.

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2018

22

Feb

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Ass of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is a clever marketer…

She saw opportunity to get the fame she always wanted and she did it in an unconventional, yet obvious, I’m onto her, kind of way..

So she was a skinny enough, aspiring model, told she was too fat in her younger egotistical years where she felt she was hot enough to be a model…

Then she realized that fat was trendy, and if she polarized her fat with being real fat, but still fuckable, she could get the model work she always wanted by default….especially if she whined about how unfair modeling is, so that in some retribution, they companies come back to prove her wrong by hiring her when she’s fat…

And that whole fat confidence, cuz she knows she’s doing it for money, and will eventually go skinny again, you know ride the trend, but a revolutionary, leading the revolt, lobbying for the fat chicks everywhere…is because she made herself fat on purpose to get famous…

And it worked…

Here she is showing off how confident she is….now that she’s making that money being a fat chick, because what it comes down to is that it was always about the fame and money and now she can do it by actively tryng to stay fat, it’s her character she created and is winning with….but it’s a lie…actual fat chicks hate themselves too much to feel empowered or to do the shit this fat chick does…

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2018

22

Feb

Perrie Edwards Got Them Tits On at the Brits of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

Perrie Edwards is in Little Mix, I don’t know what the fuck Little Mix is, but I do know tits when I see them and these are tits.

Thanks Perrie Edwards for making the BRIT AWARDS less clickbait and more about the ART of TITS….The only ART that really matters.

The rest of the Little Mix

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2018

22

Feb

Lottie Moss Wore a Thong to the BRITS of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

Well, some of the bullshit that attended was our girl LOTTIE MOSS, who unlike her amazing HALF sister, who has become an icon in the fashion world, has instead used her name to get on to reality shows, to hang with lame reality show people in London who I guess are the it crowd, who has used social media to post seductively, and who has done maybe one or two model jobs as an extension of her sister’s celebrity…like a real fucking mooch…

And now she’s at the BRITS on the red carpet like she matters flashing her wet back thong…wild.

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2018

22

Feb

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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This is how Demi Lovato is marketing her tour….the Tell Them I Love You tour featuring DJ KHALED to make sure the clickbait SPAM that is Demi Lovato reaches the masses of idiots on social media who are sucked into the clickbait, committed to the clickbait, buying the clickbait, and making the clickbaiters extra rich…

It’s interesting to see that her marketing involves her in lingerie with her tits out like an 80s Sears Catlog, only fatter, or like some softcore porn magazine that didn’t have much budget for models…

It’s a nice reminder that sex sells, people like tits, and we’ll pay attention to the tits…but like Miley Cyrus, these flip floppers are just puppets who flip flop from persona to persona unaware of who they actually are, totally doing 180s on what they preach and how they are packaged, literally months after they were doing it one way, they’re doing it the totally opposite way…and their fans, like the half retards they are, just embrace it.

I don’t get it, does no one have a fucking soul, or opinion, or anything…it’s crazy….just let these liars lie, then throw money at them.

Goood big tit though.

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2018

22

Feb

Sarah Fucking Snyder Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Fucking Snyder is some instagrammer who has a lot of followers because she likely hangs out with celebrities, because she is likely a rich kid….who hangs out with other rich kids…and lives that entitled life.

All the perverts I know who are into hip hop and street wear, yes there are people really into hip hop and street wear, who are actual grown ups, which is hilarious to me…there are sites based on it, overpriced limited edition snearkers and t-shirts making millions off it…and the fans of that shit, like it’s comic books, are the biggest fucking nerds around, only disguised as cool guys….either way, they follow this one, because she looks young and gets half naked…despite looking 15, she’s 22…thank goodness..

I remember her from being Jaden Smith’s girlfriend he carted her around, she was in the Yeezy bullshit campaign pretending to be Kim K, she’s been seen with Leo Dicaprio the pervert who I guess likes little boys…and today…she showed nipple..

Either way, some instagram hipster instagrammer pretending to be a model that millions of people watch and follow…got some nipples.

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2018

22

Feb

Iggy Azalea Fake Ass in a Bikini Seducing People with No Taste of the Day

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I don’t find girls with face injected faces, and fat injected ass, really that interesting to look at, no matter how much they look like gutter strippers…even though I like gutter strippers….because I know this one pretends to be a stripper, when really she’s just stealing the stripper persona for her bullshit storyline…she’s some suburban Australian white person, we don’t believe your lies bitch…I also know that this one has miraculously made money through whoring herself to rappers and whoever else thought she was famous and top tier hooker pussy…like a sex worker, but she packages herself as a pop star and that’s just irritating….

Here’s her clickbait.

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2018

22

Feb

Harley Quinn Smith’s Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter…and unfortunately for her, her father is some notorious Comic Book nerd who’s made a lot of Nerd movies, that people seemed to really like in the 90s, but that I found fucking annoying, Clerks is one of the most annoying things to watch…RESPECT to a guy who wrote and self produced his own movies when being a video store clerk and made stupid money off it…thanks to Comic Book nerds needing a hero to support…I just don’t get it…so he named her Harley Quinn….you know Comic Book Nerds…but luckily for her, her dad is that Comic Book Nerd…Kevin Smith…making her rich as fuck, spoiled as fuck, the kind of girl who hangs with my favorite PUG sister Lily Rose Depp…the hottest of YUNG HOLLYWOOD…and with that spoiled, entitled, rich kid nonsense, she’s posting up slutty bathing suit and bikini clickbait like all girls..

So if you’re a virgin loser, and you are, into NERD shit, and your hero is Kevin Smith and his NERD humor, here’s his daughter’s tits in a bikini top…18 year old tits…because when you’re a rich nerd, girls fuck you…and let you name the kid after your silly obsessions…cuz girls like rich people…especially when it comes to being impregnanted by them…And here’s that sugar baby’s meal ticket…the abortion the sugar baby wouldn’t have…bikini time…now being shameless and half named for attention – like all the rich LA kids…