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2018

15

Feb

Alexis Ren Looks Like Her Mom Drank Too Much When She was in the Womb of the Day

If this isn’t adult fetal alcohol syndrome, the adult with fake tit version you’d normally find in the strip club, but that thanks to internet scamming, and face tuning, you find at red carpet events for Sports Illustrated events…

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS…

Alexis Ren is a product of going viral, the WILIIAM HUNG, of the bikini model world, never actually being a model, but playing one on instagram, and thus finally becoming one…in a fake it til you make it situation.

She’s known for racy showing off her ass in weird poses that she photoshops the shit out out, literally and figuratively, and she’s now faced with showing up to places in real life to show the world that her feed is all a lie, but what she lacks in her retard looking face, she makes up in slutty poses, cuz that body’s pretty good, and that’s what we’re here for, or what she’s here for…you know propelling the WOMAN SPECIES to the next feminist level by reverting to the 80s and 90s offering the world nothing more than her tits / ass….the way it’s meant to be.

Other trash that wasn’t photoshopped, but live a life photoshopped – also at this event…

OLIVIA CULPO – WHO WAS APPARENTLY MISS UNIVERSE – WEIRD

Kate Upton Mom Gunt

Ashley GRAHAM ATE KATE UPTON

Hailey Clauson Lost 30 Lbs

Raven Lynn – A Tranny I assume

Bianca Balti – NIPPLES

WTF IS THIS – I THink she got lost on the way to her Walmart Cashier Christmas Party….Maybe SI is a Little Too Inclusive..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2018

15

Feb

Georgia Gibbs Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Her name is Georgia Mae Gibbs, and with a name like Georgia Mae, I’d assume she was some farmer’s daughter in the midewest who drank the right amount of hormone jacked up milk, and hormone jacked up chicken, to give her a hormone jacked tits, that allowed her to live out her dream being a Sports Illutrated girl…

Turns out she’s Australian, and thus way sluttier than a Farmer’s Daughter, they are an adventurous people who like to escape their island to tour the world…and more interestingly…she was an Australia Top Model…which I guess got her the followers to lead to this magical Swimsuit model moment…

She was also some Miss Australia, so she’ been at this for awhile…and look at her now…bikini modeling..while looking 40…as Aussies do.

Here she is nude for sports illustrated

Her being hot in a bikini

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

Posted in:Georgia Gibbs|SFW|Sports Illustrated

2018

15

Feb

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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Hey remember Bella Thorne ….

Yes, of course you do. That is essentially all the she does…I mean other than drugs with her freakshow, who is trying to be a freakshow, boyfriend weirdo, who looks like he was coddled by a rich family, that allowed him to not get a job, and instead be this “entertainer” raver, who is mooching and leveraging her, by talking directly to her broken soul….easy to do if you’re in her circle…

We can hope this tranny face with fake tits and no talent has a drug overdose, but we can also look at her tit she’s posting to the internet in the meantime…

She’s just too lame, uninteresting, boring and played out for me…

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2018

15

Feb

Joy Corrigan Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is bold…

She’s not here to fuck around now that she’s in her 30s, despite pretending to be 23, because I remember having a conversation on the phone with her when she was just starting out, and that was over 8 years ago, and I sure as fuck wasn’t talking to a 15 year old, I was talking to an already established, ready to get famous, dating an older rich guy girl who was so desperate for fame she chatted with me…

It’s been fun seeing her rise to the top, where this is the top, of her in a sheer top at a red carpet event she worked her way into….to get that media hit, make it count, pull out the bolt on florida tits that got her this far…and the whole thing is just a perfect level of desperate…and luckily for her, she didn’t have to work at Hooters like the other florida girls…

This is making it in America.

Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2018

15

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Party of the Day

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I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

15

Feb

Kelly Bensimon Weird Tits have a Nip Slip of the Day

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Kelly Bensimon, busted out her robot / bolt on / Real Housewife reality show starring / zombie tit at whatever event she’s at…and it was what you’d expect it to be…uneventful, even terrifying…

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s the ex wife of some creeper photographer – who still shoots for those assholes at MAXIM – and who has been shooting girls since the 60s – and who at one point in time married and possibly knocked up Elle Macpherson, before life collapsing and ending up with this mess…

I mean Elle Macpherson is amazing…and is still amazing…while whatever the fuck this is…is just weird. Bootleg…Attention seeking…and the real reason she probably ended up with the guy – was because of Elle Macpherson, you know to attach herself to something that fucked something so much better than her – while being horrible…it’s good for self esteem.

Here are more nips..

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2018

15

Feb

Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day

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I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves as sex workers, in sex tapes, to polarize and make millions with…leading to a generation of retards…creating the devil Kim Kardashian, that has created three more generations of retards…the legacy on the world is evil…and for that…I hate Paris Hilton…she’s also blocked me on social media for no reason and that’s just mean…how can I comment and befriend her fans…leaving me out of her party….EVIL…

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2018

15

Feb

Black History Month Sloane Stephens Appreciation Post of the Day

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It is Black History Month, and I realize that in this time of inclusivity and everyone being so uptight while being empowered, it’s important for me to get involved by saying that I love black women, I don’t do enough posts on black women, maybe it’s because black women are racists and don’t like to fuck broke ass, obese, 50 year old mexicans, and I am bitter…..and no this isn’t from watching the Black Panther Black Power trailer too many times, this black love runs deep….a thirst I’ve had that’s never been quenched, so here is Sloane Stephens, whoever the fuck that is…looking good…YUM!

What a fucking babe….in Sports Illustrated….looking so good….I don’t know why Sports Illustrated hasn’t featured her before….

That body, I feel like the REDDIT GUY….ready to get wrestled…

I think SI put her up in their magazine, to speak to all the haters, so that they can get away with sexualizing all the sluts who like to be sexualized, and be like “what do you mean we objectify women, look at this shoot we did and PUBLISHED”…of a Goddess…

Posted in:SFW|Sloane Stephens

2018

15

Feb

Couple Passed Out on Beach After / During Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

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Horse Outruns the Train

Woman Changes Her Tune When She Realizes Flight Attendents Have Bitchy Attitudes and Power Trip You Off the Plane

Vietnamese Caught Cheating

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my Valentines Day full of romance, by not making my Valentine have an orgasm, because I am a failure of a man….who once I bust in you…I don’t really feel like going down on you…especially since I don’t know you and want to make sure you don’t get my full name from my Drivers License, in case I knocked you up….so you can deal with that abortion / raising an illegit kid ON YOUR OWN.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Sir Owns Twerking
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Bella Hadid Gifts Paparazzi Flowers Because they Work for Her
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Harvey Weinstein’s Rape Den is For Rent
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Kanye Back on Instagram…
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Idiots Testing Bullet Proof Glass
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Claudia Jordan in a Pink Bikini
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Rescued Puma Very Cute
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Rally Crash
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS