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2018

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s the winter Olympics, or what I like to call, the sports events I can’t jerk off to, except maybe for ICE DANCING, because those girls wear mini skirts, those fit little dancing asses constantly exposed, and as a Canadian, it’s almost the only porn we had before the internet…

But other than that, unless you like speed skating thighs, or Bobsledding masculinity, or Lindsay Vonn’s nudes after being destroyed by all the black cock…

I think jerking off to the Olympics may be hard…but I believe in you, you are the champion of the masturbation perversion…and this is your time to fucking shine…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Rose McGowan’s Manager Killed Herself
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RATS ON AN EXCALATOR
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98 Year Old Finds Old He really Is
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Ariana Granda Almost Died after the Manchester Attack – but Failed to Die
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Olivia Wilde Tight Jeans in LA
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Trombones Playing the Star Spangled Banner
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Joaquin Phoenix is the Next Joker
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Eagles Coach Cathing a Beer One-Handed
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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2018

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am old enough to remember when porn was this below the radar thing that pervert weirdos would watch, buy, become obsessed with, you know the kind of person you’d expect to watch porn if you saw them in public…back when regular people were jerking off to catalogs and when girls weren’t even masturbating…it was a different era..

But now all these people watch porn, it’s more mainstream than Disney, and I don’t know if the general public, that isn’t innately a creepy pervert can handle it…cuz all these people, mainly young people, are fucking dirt bag half retard pigs who can’t process much more than cumming….a lot like the handicap dude I used to work with at a pharmacy, just always jerkin’ off…

Here are some stepLINKS

Madonna Getting Forked on Instagram
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Drunk Guy vs Twerking Girls….
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Drake Spreading Kindness….
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Watch This Titty Drop….
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Alexandra Daddario Fighting AIDS
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Selena Gomez Busty in Magazine
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Brie Larson in her 2013 Bollywood Movie Because She was Desperate as Fuck
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Beetle Unleashes Deadly Fart….
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Demi Rose in Lingerie….
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Charlie Sheen Admits to Causing his Assistant’s Overdose..
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Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Drink Margaritas
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Rugby Fight….
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Katy Perry is Bullshit…
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Karlie Kloss Hangs with Katy Perry
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Street Race Of the Day
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African Pastor Arriving at Church….
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Francesca Eastwood POKIES
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Quincy Jones Fucked Ivanka Trump
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Joaquin Phoenix To Play Joker in Standalone Movie…
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Oldest Restaurant in the World….
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SLUTS AT FASHION WEEK
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Alicia Vikander in a Magazine
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Lindsay Lohan – Super Disappointing in a Magazine
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Carmen Electra Out in Public
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Melissa Benoist in Leather Pants….
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Madelaine Petsch Crotch Shot for Glamour of the Day
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Elizabeth Olsen – Hiking in Shorts
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Elizabeth Debicki in a Magazine
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Julie Benz in Beverly Hills….
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Sluts at Fashion Week
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Amateur of the Day
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JERK OFF BETTER!
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Danni Summers in Lingerie – Got them Tits
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Tommie Jo’s Fake TIts
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Arab Girl Fingering
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Drinking Her Friend’s Pee of the Day
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19 Year Old Face – With a Big Ol Pussy
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TIT PLAY IDEO
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Huge Tits,,,,
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France’s First Sex Doll Brothel
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JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Huge Fake Tits….
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Fat Ass Jiggles…
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Bromo Sexual of the Day
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Saffy Got a Bald Pussy
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2018

08

Feb

Selena Gomez Broken and Doing Squats with her New Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such an entitled, fucked up, annoying, not very hot, rich chick who spends 200,000 dollars a week in rehab because she’s just that fucking broken, her head so far up her average at best, if that, ass….all crying for attention in a “Poor little rich girl”…we really feel your pain…and understand why you’d be self destructing…because even she knows she’s a fucking hack…a hack with a jacked up face, new Kidney thanks to her God Complex, and most importantly tits…

So here she is doing squats outside her car, while being so self important and irritating, it’s how these things work out when you’re exploited by your parents, sold off to Barney as a Sex worker at 5, until becoming this fucking brat.

I’m not a fan, but I’ll post the pics…why not..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

08

Feb

Gillian Anderson Naked for Peta of the Day

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This shit that will destroy any Gillian Anderson fan thanks to them being very weak, sad, pathetic, lonely, human beings…where nothing good has gone on for them in the last 20 years so they hold onto their magic lady they love so much…and don’t realize is just an actress who is playing a part that they find sexy…the FBI agent who explores the X-Files….my god…what could be hotter in a fantasy for someone who lives in a basement apartment and masturbates after snorting modeling glue all day…very little…

I support PETA….and getting old ladies naked…so this works.

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2018

08

Feb

Bella Hadid Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Bella Hadid is good marketing. Sure her career was basically jacking her sister’s existence that their creeper model fucking father bought for them, you know when you’re rich enough you get access to all you need, and you can basically buy the cover of magazines, that are influential magazines, since everyone is a whore, especially in the fashion industry, especially these rich kids….who are raised in elegance, yet so trashily…

She’s good at marketing cuz she pushes them titties out, to distract from her bird-like face….or is it rat faced…who knows, I just know it’s not hot model face, it’s hard tranny in the German sex club about to rape me face…I don’t like it…but I don’t mind the tits….because I’m simplistic like that.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

08

Feb

Devon Windsor in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Devon Windsor was also at the AIDS event for Fashion week in New York, where a bunch of overrated people get together with other overrated people, who sell overrated products, that they pretend are luxury and class, because they have done a lot of marketing and dick sucking each other, in the insular circle jerk of the 1%….

I guess since this Devon Windsor chick is part of the Victoria’s Secret Promo Model Troop, that gets passed around to sell the panties, she gets invited and shows up half naked, because that’s really her position in this world / industry and it’s expected of her…

Let’s hope this look inspires the moms I see at the grocery store for their summer looks…because with the dumbification of America, I can assume that people follow people like this to get tips to live their own retard life….and even if they can’t pull off the look, I’ll still look, and it’s probably more entertaining if they can’t pull it off…

I still don’t know who Devon Windsor is, but I wouldn’t mind trying to give her aids….

TO SEE HER AND OTHER SLUTS WHO THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

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2018

08

Feb

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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Swedish Victoria’s Secret back up dancer, or promo model, who they gave work to in efforts to find someone they can replace Candice Swanepoel while she decided to do some weird Christian shit and breed like some kind of farm animal….from the farm of the mean streets of South Africa…tended by the black folks her ancestors exploited so hard…

So this Elsa Hosk, far more interesting, a little late to the game maybe, you know getting famous at 27 or 28, but still looking good, like a model should, all skinny in a bra at some AIDS event, even though AIDS isn’t a death sentence, but it’s a good excuse for a bunch of fucking cunts to come together at a multi million dollar event – where money could be better spent actually going into AIDS, rather than open bar for people like Elsa Hosk to get drunk enough to fuck various rich guys that may one day knock her up…

WHO CARES…

Video:

TO SEE HER AND OTHER SLUTS WHO THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Here’s more ELSA HOSK….cuz she’s hot…

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2018

08

Feb

Halsey’s Coked Out Tits and Pussy Flash of the Day

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Halsey’s got a pretty good front ass…that she is showing off at some Fashion Week bullshit….

I mean she’s 23 but as we can learn from other 23 year olds…not all have good asses…just ask Ariel Winter and other fat chicks…because fat is in, while Halsey maintains her weight…thanks to doing coke and cock on a boat in Miami a few weeks ago, I am too lazy to look for it….

We still don’t really know who Halsey is, but we’re into this panty flashing….because why the fuck not…next time just don’t wear the panties. It’s in our best interest.

MORE PICS OF HALSEY AND OTHER BITCHES AT THE AMFAR GALA CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Ass Again of the Day

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Ariel Winter will have the last laugh if her fitness program ends up working and she ends up with her being a ripped, hot, toned, instagram fitness babe…

But I am hopeful, that she’s just working out for show, it’s in her TV show contract, and that her genetics, that have produced not one set of MASSIVE tits but TWO, because she’s just that weirdly hormonal….I mean how many girls have tits that grow so intensely that she needs to chop them off, only for them to grow back in…not many…and that’s probably her actual talent. The whole acting thing is just because she’s thrown into it…

Either way, here she is at the gym doing something erotic enough if you’re a pervert and have the ability to see eroticism is simple things like a girl mid squat jerking her arms up and down….like an asian rub and tub veteran who knows how to maximize her time…two dicks at a time.

The Video:

Here is her ass in shorts…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Ass in Jeans vs her Tits Working Out of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is trying to be hot, which is weird since she looks like a horror movie troll…

She has also taken too much of a liking to her instagram stories, she just talks and talks and talks about herself while laying there watching TV, which I guess is voyeuristic and hot to weirdo Sarah Hyland fans, but I find fucking annoying, yet I watch them…and I don’t know why…I blame the internet.

I know there are people who think she’s hot cuz she’s on TV, or maybe because she’s got some kind of weird disorder that has left her looking like some kind of deformed teen…or maybe they like watching a girl grow up on tv…or maybe they like any pussy…or maybe they like her tits on her small frame…and ignore her face…

I don’t have the answers.

Here are her tits pushed up to her chin while she works out

Some videos:

See her in a sports bra CLICK HERE

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