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2018

15

Feb

Omarosa Titty Flash of the Day

Trump’s dream girl and connection to the African American Black Panther movement, Omarosa, the Celeb Apprentice bitch everyone hated because she played the bitch….who ended up working in the White House because America is a reality show, only for her to leave the White House, to be on another Reality Show, because that’s what attention seeking fame whores do….I mean that and date the big guy from the Green Mile before he died….

She’s keeping herself in the news…by flashing her tits…a better use of her than politics or really anything else she does…can’t hate a titty flash when a titty look this good…

Always down for a good tit flash publicity stunt..

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2018

15

Feb

Christina Aguilera Tits Out for Instagram of the Day

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Hey Christina Aguilera – tuck yo titties in your boxers u fat slob

This may have been hot 20 years ago, when you were rubbing your VAgenie in a bottle – not when you’re a 40 year old fat mom.

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2018

15

Feb

Rita Ora’s Nipple Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out her nipples…for some bullshit self promotion – because she’s got a hit song from mooching off her years of mooching, finally landing a movie song for Fifty Shades of Grey, with a famous dude from One Direction, all mooching….it made the charts, it’s a big deal so pull nipples out!! It’s empowering when your tits are your only power….

Good Rita Ora hustle…..

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2018

15

Feb

Miley Cyrus Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus the married woman, who just last year was a savage in terms of all of the content she was putting out there, just spread pussy, peeing, whatever the fuck she could do to be shocking with her body, like some kind of TUMBLR cam girl, all to promote and hype up a tour I am sure she made STUPID fucking money on, before taking a new approach of wholesome country girl….came out with this campaign for Converse shot by the GUESS? photographer in the 90s, turned hipster icon, who does pin-up and nude erotica probably the best, all stylized as fuck, for valentines…reminding me of a 70s porn chick….which is nice to see, because as far as I’m concerned it’s what MILEY does best, and really what all girls do best…be slutty, act like a sex worker, get rewarded…it’s the basics of our society and species as humans no matter how you try to spin it.

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2018

15

Feb

Liz Hurley’s Valentines Day Porno of the Day

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Liz Hurley is just way out of control with her social media account, it’s like this woman still has it in some capacity at the age of 50, posting her half naked pics, and probably loving every second of it, because she gets that instant feedback of 50,000 people liking her half naked pics, hours after she posts it, it’s good for a woman who has dried up thanks to biology, menopause is a real thing, but not after dropping at least one golden egg with the help of really rich guy sperm…that keeps paying the way for this OG sugar baby….

I’d be more into seeing the sex tape, when is that going to happen…probably never, she’s too rich, but there is hope, you know more and more topless seems to be her thing, eventually we will see the vagina tranny loving Hugh Grant made exist in the 90s…hopefully it doesn’t looks like a tranny’s vagina…

I’m probably just wishful thinking, not about seeing a tranny vagina, but Liz Hurley Vagina, after all these years, it’d be a nice gesture for still paying attention to her, but woman just likes half naked cock teasing….and it’s not so much a tease anymore…but she’s trying so we should look….

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2018

15

Feb

Alexis Ren Looks Like Her Mom Drank Too Much When She was in the Womb of the Day

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If this isn’t adult fetal alcohol syndrome, the adult with fake tit version you’d normally find in the strip club, but that thanks to internet scamming, and face tuning, you find at red carpet events for Sports Illustrated events…

I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS…

Alexis Ren is a product of going viral, the WILIIAM HUNG, of the bikini model world, never actually being a model, but playing one on instagram, and thus finally becoming one…in a fake it til you make it situation.

She’s known for racy showing off her ass in weird poses that she photoshops the shit out out, literally and figuratively, and she’s now faced with showing up to places in real life to show the world that her feed is all a lie, but what she lacks in her retard looking face, she makes up in slutty poses, cuz that body’s pretty good, and that’s what we’re here for, or what she’s here for…you know propelling the WOMAN SPECIES to the next feminist level by reverting to the 80s and 90s offering the world nothing more than her tits / ass….the way it’s meant to be.

Other trash that wasn’t photoshopped, but live a life photoshopped – also at this event…

OLIVIA CULPO – WHO WAS APPARENTLY MISS UNIVERSE – WEIRD

Kate Upton Mom Gunt

Ashley GRAHAM ATE KATE UPTON

Hailey Clauson Lost 30 Lbs

Raven Lynn – A Tranny I assume

Bianca Balti – NIPPLES

WTF IS THIS – I THink she got lost on the way to her Walmart Cashier Christmas Party….Maybe SI is a Little Too Inclusive..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE EVENT CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

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2018

15

Feb

Georgia Gibbs Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Her name is Georgia Mae Gibbs, and with a name like Georgia Mae, I’d assume she was some farmer’s daughter in the midewest who drank the right amount of hormone jacked up milk, and hormone jacked up chicken, to give her a hormone jacked tits, that allowed her to live out her dream being a Sports Illutrated girl…

Turns out she’s Australian, and thus way sluttier than a Farmer’s Daughter, they are an adventurous people who like to escape their island to tour the world…and more interestingly…she was an Australia Top Model…which I guess got her the followers to lead to this magical Swimsuit model moment…

She was also some Miss Australia, so she’ been at this for awhile…and look at her now…bikini modeling..while looking 40…as Aussies do.

Here she is nude for sports illustrated

Her being hot in a bikini

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE

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2018

15

Feb

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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Hey remember Bella Thorne ….

Yes, of course you do. That is essentially all the she does…I mean other than drugs with her freakshow, who is trying to be a freakshow, boyfriend weirdo, who looks like he was coddled by a rich family, that allowed him to not get a job, and instead be this “entertainer” raver, who is mooching and leveraging her, by talking directly to her broken soul….easy to do if you’re in her circle…

We can hope this tranny face with fake tits and no talent has a drug overdose, but we can also look at her tit she’s posting to the internet in the meantime…

She’s just too lame, uninteresting, boring and played out for me…

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2018

15

Feb

Joy Corrigan Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is bold…

She’s not here to fuck around now that she’s in her 30s, despite pretending to be 23, because I remember having a conversation on the phone with her when she was just starting out, and that was over 8 years ago, and I sure as fuck wasn’t talking to a 15 year old, I was talking to an already established, ready to get famous, dating an older rich guy girl who was so desperate for fame she chatted with me…

It’s been fun seeing her rise to the top, where this is the top, of her in a sheer top at a red carpet event she worked her way into….to get that media hit, make it count, pull out the bolt on florida tits that got her this far…and the whole thing is just a perfect level of desperate…and luckily for her, she didn’t have to work at Hooters like the other florida girls…

This is making it in America.

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2018

15

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Party of the Day

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I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

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