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2018

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We are all Fucked.

People ask if I’m bored of this. Of course I’m bored of this. That’s the point of this site. It’s to outline how boring pop culture is. I hated it when I started the site and hate it 14 years later. How can you be passionate about rich cunts being rich cunts doing the same thing on repeat…over and over again…

There’s only so much I can say or be inspired by…and ultimately…I’m only here for the tits…

But I am passionate about updating this site daily, it’s a real habit that brings me joy, that is therapeutic, that has probably kept me out of prison…who knows…

What I do know is that here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning at 1:30 because I’m not that passionate about updating the site….like that..

RIP Will Ferrell
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Reporter Takes a Bath at the Worst Time
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Trashy Mom Pushed to her Breaking Point
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Scar Jo Titties
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JOKER FACE OF THE DAY
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Ellen Alexander in a Swimsuit
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Naomi Campbell is Funny
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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2018

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in a world where we can’t hire hot chicks, we really can’t look at hot chicks, even though hot chicks are still out there putting up hot pics, that we’re not supposed to like or follow or hire because ugly chicks get mad about hot chicks getting ahead in life, even though good looking people should be the ones getting ahead…who wants to look at ugly people..

I saw that Tony Robbins, the man ripped off by all the BRO GURUS…almost blatantly…said something like hot chicks are suffering from the #metoo movement because bosses can’t hire them or promote them, because the ugly ones will go nuts and call you a pervert…

Which is fucking truth, but dude’s gotta issue an apology to the #metoo movement….Can’t we have opinions that are based on our truths…without having to issue apologies

Saying “Sucks to be a hot chick now, guys are scared to work with Hot Chicks cuz they don’t want to be called perverts” doesn’t mean “bosses raping or sexually assaulting their employees is a good thing”…

Fucking idiots… Here are some stepLINKS…Idiots…

Demi Lovato is a Drunk
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Drunk Driver Drives through 7 Eleven
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Jenna Dewan – Dancer Body
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Kylie Jenner’s Huge Gross Ass
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Kim Zolciak’s Face….WTF
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Road Rage in Long Island
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Rat Cow’s Great Tits in a See Through Jacket
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Nafessa See Through
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Kourtney Kardashian Hard Nips
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Dead Person of the Day
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Don’t Mess with a Waffle House Employee
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They Call it the Internet’s Best Kept Secret
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Ocean 8 – the Vagina Years Trailer
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Fat chick Holds Theater Hostage
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Some Police Body Cam Footage
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Cameltoe in Denim…
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Tommy Lee – Good father
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Ana Braga – Tiny Top
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National Enquirer Paid 30k for a Story on a Secret Trump Love Child
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The Rock for President 2024
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Woman Loses it on TEENS
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini shoot
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Hat…
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Bethenny Frankel in Shorts
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Paris Jackson Legs
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Selma Blair Shopping
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Lisa Rinna in Paparazzi Pics
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Rebecca Gayheart – Murderer
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Karlie Kloss Tall…
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Natalie Alyn Lind Photoshoot…
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Katie Couric Legs
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Christina Milian – Tight Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Amateur’s Rocking Tits
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Nude Hipster Photography of the Day
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Lucy Li Huge Tits
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RANDOM TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY
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Blondie Can’t Resist Dancing for Camera
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Two Chicks Stripping Together
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Don’t Get a Tit Job in Guatemala
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Blue Dildo of the Day
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I love this Massage Guy’s Youtube Channel
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Naked Cowgirl of the DAy
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Dildo in Ass
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Panty Flash – to Pussy Flash
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CLIT OF THE DAY
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Angry Tranny of the Day
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2018

12

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Getting Deep Fucked by Bigfoot of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is everyone, and by everyone, I mean myself, because I don’t really give a fuck about any of you, you’re invisible, you mean nothing to me, you don’t even buy my books, or send me birthday gifts, or sign up to my patreon, you are assholes…don’t you realize we are supposed to be supporting each other, elevating each other, helping each other grow…and that is why you are dead to me…

So let me rephrase…Lily Rose Depp is great, she’s a rich kid, she’s entitled, she doesn’t need to do much beside exist as Johnny Depps daughter and she gets paid for it, all while having this great face, this skinny body, and trust fund that allows her to just hang out and create which is really all you can ask of a rich kid….

She’s not as gutter as a Kardashian, and eager as a Hadid, as desperate as a Baldwin…but she’s in the same age range but comes across way cooler

Whether it’s getting deep dicked by BIG FOOT…or just hanging around tit to tit with her friends…she’s got something special about her…and that’s all I gotta say about that.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Isabella Gomez Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Isabella Gomez is NOT Selena Gomez…

I guess Gomez is a common name….when you’re hispanic….and she could be her cousin, her sister, her auntie, distant relatives, someone from the same housing projects, if Selena Gomez wasn’t all rich as fuck….who fucking knows

I just know she’s out there, riding that Gomez name like she was Lottie Moss (Kate Moss’s fake sister), while showing off that ass…and it is a strategy that I think works great…

From INSTA

Posted in:isabella gomez|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Is this a big deal – or just a big ass – because Vanessa Hudgens is no longer a big deal – unless she is still a big deal – thanks to people being nostalgic, loving social media, and following these idiots until they are so dull, played out, exhausted on all levels, to the point where I can’t stomach hearing their name, yet brands continue to work with them….

But here’s Vanessa Hudgens anyway, High School Musical, Disney Kid, making big movies in short shorts with her big ass that you’ll all like for old times cuz you’re all old perverts who remember her when she mattered…

The highlight of her career was that she was one of the first leaked nudes scandal…back when she was rocking a huge bush because she’s a hairy money…when nude leaked pics didn’t happen and it was semi magical…because I love bush, nude scandals…they are the only thing that really matter.

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2018

12

Apr

Selena New Face New Tits Gomez of the Day

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I guess no one ever told Selena that she shouldn’t open her mouth that wide unless someone is paying her…

The survivor, with LUPUS, who is constantly in and out of rehab, fighting whatever mental illness she may have, a mental illness I like to think of as “Rich Girl Problems”…where the weight of the world feels heavy on her shoulders…because she’s rich, she’s coddled, everyone sucks up to her, yet she can’t find true happiness..

So broken and confused about her vapid existence that she’s become some kind of Jesus Freak religious weirdo….while she’s getting new Kidneys, from groupies she lets live in her house, while she represents everything religion is against…greed and vanity…fake tits and fake faces….

But she’s still alive, the LUPUS hasn’t got her down, EPSTEIN BAR BABY….and shes’ out in public looking crazy…tits out….pregnant with BIEBERS maybe..who knows! Who cares!

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Pixie Geldof in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Remember Pixie Geldof?

I don’t…

I do remember her heroin addict sister who died with her two babies in the house – alongside 6 grams of heroin – because I guess that’s what mom’s do when they don’t want to bother with being the whole mom thing…her name was Peaches and now she is no more…

But that doesn’t mean her sister can’t carry the family torch of broken rich girl from the UK…in a bathing suit looking thickness.

Posted in:SFW

2018

12

Apr

Madison Beer’s Pussy Eating her Shorts of the Day

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One of life’s great mysteries is whether shorts, or leggings, or really any tight article of clothing that gets jacked up into a pussy is in fact initiated by the pussy doing the eating, like an eager fat chick at a buffet, or if the shorts themselves are forcing the pussy to eat them, like the GLUTTON in the Movie Seven….you know like a duck being turned into foie gras…like how people like Ashley Graham like to be fed…get the dental dam cage to pry the mouth open and firehose the fucking blended into a smoothie chicken wings and cake down her throat…

You know, real mysteries exist upon us….

This is Madison Beer, she’s a new popstar trying to get as much attention as she can as she goes from Youtube to Mainstream celebrity, even though Youtube already made her rich, but I guess not rich enough for her mom….who wants her to be top TIER…as most stage moms do…they get that taste of success, like a taste of blood for a period fetishist, and can’t fucking stop going for it….trying to get it…more of it…you know….

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

12

Apr

Alexis Ren Naked Again of the Day

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“Alexis Ren Naked Again” is the name of my new song…not that I make songs, but I do like to think that if I did, it would be about Alexis Ren being naked again…at least that is what I tell myself while I watch her hold onto her bolt on tits in the water in some rich and luxurious travel destination like they are her life preservers, because they are her life preservers, you can’t sink when you’re packing 1000 CCs of good old rubber in each tit…

She’s the social media star, with the aspirational couple content, who turned slutty as fuck, even if she was always slutty as fuck, because slutty gets more hits than not slutty…

So here she is topless as fuck in her instagram video changing lives and inspiring kids everywhere to follow her lead and jack up their face and bodies to expose themselves for the most instagram hits they can get.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW|Videos

2018

12

Apr

Madelaine Petsch Booty Workout of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the hot one from Riverdale, the hottest show on TV, that has no hot people on it….it’s terribly written, stupid on all levels, shot shitty….as much depth as you’d expect young people to have….

I like that this Madelaine Petsch, Cherry Blossom from Riverdale, has discovered that she’s got a booty and that she’s going to use that booty for good, or at least for instagram videos that feature her working out that ass, because when you find your angle, you use that angel to leverage the fuck out of that angel, on social media and beyond, because Social Media is what makes these people matter, and as we all know, the only way to matter on Social Media is to through slutty content disguised as not so slutty.

This is her working out….