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2018

04

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I come from an era where girls would dress slutty to encourage male attention, cat calling, and having their tits stared at…

I live in a world where I get called a creep when I look at a set of huge tits running towards me while they are on a jog and I am picking up my dog shit..

If you have big tits, you run in a sports bra, people are going to stare at you…and play the whole you don’t want to be stared at all you want…but if that was the case you’d ace bandage them tits down and put on a damn windbreaker…

Old Man Staring at Pussy on the Beach
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Freight Train Hits a Trailer – The Jesus Martinez DrunkenStepfather Story…
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ANna Wintour is Dead..
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Dave Chappelle is Being Sued by a Guy Who Threw a Banana Peel at Him
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Selena Gomez and her Big Tits
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Andrea Corr in a Bikini
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100 Kids VS Pro Soccer Players
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I BET THERE ARE TITS HERE
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2018

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The sad thing about the YOUTUBE shooting – is that they didn’t shoot any YOUTUBER trash that make millions of dollars a year to be idiots on their stupid fucking ad filled platform…

Right?

The sad thing about my life – is that I am not a YOUTUBER trash that makes millions of dollars a year being an idiot on their ad filled platform….

I’ve been banned over the years….

The interesting thing is that the shooter was a female, equal rights, fight for the cause….and based on the women I know…and their level of crazy…I am surprised more mass shooters aren’t females, despite the silly logic women use when a mass shooting happens, even feminist women, that men are full of testosterone and violent….because the biggest enemy to gender equality is women…

Point being…Google and Facebook are the biggest criminals in America….total fucking EVIL….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gold Digger Hero of the Day
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The Saddest News in Hollywood…
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Beach Babes Josie Canseco Slutty on Beach….
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Cosmo Pulled from Walmart for Being Porno
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Laptop Spontaneous Explosion….
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Waffle House Waitress Gets 16k
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Best Wiper Blades Ever….
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Blake Lively Shitty Cleavage…
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Most Expensive Room in America….
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Selena Gomez a Redhead…
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A New Social Network
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Milk Truck on Fire…
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Reddit Idiot Driver
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Knives and Guns Pulled Road Rage Incident
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Leo Destroyed the Beach…
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Eiza Gonzalez Hard Nipples
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4 Boys Tried to Steal Motorcycle….
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Toni Garrn Topless at the Beach
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Taylor Swift’s Stalker Skips Jail Time….
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Old Man Carried Away on Hood…
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Victoria – the Original CASH ME OUSSIDE GIRL – From Maury – Where is She Now….
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Gigi Hadid Tight Yoga Pants….
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Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like Shit
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Cara Delevingne – Lesbian Satan
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Jordana Brewster at an Event
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Melania Trump for Easter
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Talia Storm Slutty in a Bikini
Becky and Jughead from Riverdadle on a Date Looking like Faggots – But Her Tits / Cleavage is Big
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Paris Jackson Lesbian Hippie
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Hailee Steinfeld at an Event
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Leslie Mann in Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Showing Leg
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EVERYDAY SLUTS ON EASTER ARE EASTER SLUTS…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Tightest VAGINA ever
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Disturbing Party Girls Doing Body SHots
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Alena in the Shower….
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Large Dildo in Loose Asshole
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Marilyn Lange…Naked
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Shoe Fucker
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Never Quit…Never Surrender….Hooker…
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Traci Denee Boobs
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Interesting Titty Outfit…
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TREE FUCKER
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2018

03

Apr

Gigi Hadid Tight Pants of the Day

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One picture from this series showcases Gigi Hadid left labia majora…and another pic features both of her labia majoras and what could be a little inner lip / clit hoot, because GIRL’S PANTS are so fucking tight….that’s she’s either doing it on purpose…pussy print definition is the new cleavage…all the important people are getting their vaginas banged out by rich dudes…while starving themselves so that they are low body fat percentage…and their vaginas sort of just fall out of their bodies…because nothing is holding them in…and the tight pants are more a medical device than a fashion accessory or stylish trend…they are there to insure no mess of the uterus dragging behind her like a kid dragging his school bag…only way more gross…those NYC streets are dirty…

I mean when you wear leggings this tight, and you have fat pussy lips, it’s probably hard to not have this cameltoe happen…so here it is…happening.

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2018

03

Apr

Elsa Pataky, in a Bikini of the Day

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I recognize her name, but every time she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 plus years old…a fetish model really she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….that many kids explains the stomach….

She has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…but more importantly since she is in Australia…in a bikini….old, 40 plus years old…a fetish model in a bikini…with Matt Damon, a new Australian learning to surf…

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I prefer this bikini…

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2018

03

Apr

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

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Christina Milian is trying so hard to be a Kim Kardashian…it’s just shameless self promotion after shameless self promotion and I can’t imagine anyone actually caring about her, following her, or engaging in her bullshit content, yet here I am reposting it like it matters…to say how much it doesn’t matter…confusing everyone involved in the making of this post…

Just old ladies milking social media despite being rich as fuck…that don’t have anything better to do but slut out narcissistics….which isn’t a word but should be….because that is the world we live in…hoes being hoes pretending to not be hoes…who don’t have to do this but do it anyway..

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2018

03

Apr

Selena Gomez Short Shorts of the Day

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Nothing like seeing emotionally damaged Selena Gomez…who has found Jesus…all broken in her rich and famous life…partially because of her terminal chronic immune disease that requires her to get organ transplants…but also because when you’re raised by stage parents, thrown into the entertainment industry, robbed a childhood, coddled, used by everyone you know, trying to leverage themselves, always having had money in your bank, you become a fucking mess, and identity crisis unable to process how to live, who to trust, and all of that other shit that these idiots can’t grasp because their heads are so far up their own cunts…licking as fast as hard as they can in their narcissism and masturbation…that they don’t know how good they have it…

In and out of rehab Gomez….showing off how well her thighs rub together when she walks…hot…if you’re into that…like Bieber is…

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HERE IS SOME SELENA ORGAN HARVESTING – BECAUSE SHE RECRUITS GROUPIES FOR ORGANS

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2018

03

Apr

Naomi Watts in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Naomi Watts, like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now…

She’s in her 50s I assume, she’s a mom, and sure I’ve seen her in a few movies, and that’s all fine, but seeing her in a bikini, or bathing suit, or whatever the fuck this is…is not that hot or exciting to me…and it wouldn’t have been anymore exciting if she was still in her 20s…unless you’re into thin Australian women on a hustle to get famous in America through sex….because Australian girls are slutty…which I guess I am…

But at least she’s not fat.

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2018

03

Apr

That Dude Lea Michele’s Dude Body in Women’s Fitness Gear of the Day

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Look at those masculine hips. So hot…

I wonder if she’s got the cameltoe cup that got me deleted off the Amazon Affiliate program….where they stole 800 dollars from me because AMAZON is the devil trying to ruin small business..

I won’t like it, because we hate AMAZON…but it’s a fake cameltoe for trannies to use to tuck with more authenticity…so boy hips or not…you think it’s got a pussy…

I am amazed if people find this dude hot, but I feel compelled to post her pics…making me question my own sexuality…like what am I drawn to this Glee bullshit…I don’t know…I’ll never know…

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2018

03

Apr

Topless Toni Garrn is at It Again of the Day

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Toni Garrn and her friends are back in Miami, maybe they live in Miami, I don’t know what these immigrants are up to, but it’s probably not stealing your jobs…you ugly fucks, it’s more likely that they are stealing your eligible men, because it seems like eager babes from other countries who want to be American and live the American dream are far better at seducing rich American men, because I guess American men don’t want American women, because American women are entitled and even if the other women like nice and fancy things, they know their role….while American women think it’s theirs to do what you want with…

I know for one thing, if I was a rich dude on the sugar baby program because I had my heart broken by my one true love and I’m bitter, is that I’d go for an immigrant or series of immigrants who are just happy to be there…while the American woman would just move in and be a pain in the ass while spending your money…and when you’re paying these cunts, directly or indirectly, you don’t want pains in the ass…

Point being, she used to date LEO, was a VS girl, and now does this….whatever this is…on the beach…tits out.

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2018

03

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Old lady Elizabeth Hurley, the bikini entrepreneur thanks to being the bikini model entrepreneur who understood the importance of launching her pussy onto famous rich cock and sticking by it until it got caught fucking a tranny, allowing his success to be her success, that brought her to a place where she could meet other rich guys to mooch off of, and to be desirable for, and to get knocked up by….because rich guys like the pussy that famous guys cheat on with trannies – apparently…..

The aging process is so fucking weird these days….she’s 50 plus, but still putting out the bikini selfies like a college girl trying to make it on social media and it blows my fucking mind…because it’s not overly disgusting to look at…which is terrifying to me and everything I’ve ever known….

I guess posting slutty pics is timeless…and the only hope we can have in this is that she ends up at the old folks home you’re working as a Personal Support Worker at, because it’s the kind of ass you’d want to diaper change, provided she even shits on what must be a liquid diet…

WHO KNOWS….

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