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2018

19

Jan

Amber Heard Slutty Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Your girl / as long as you’re a billionaire / Amber Heard…who has been irritating since she pretty much started out as an actress….getting press for being bisexual when it was still considered racy and exciting and media worthy….before aggressively seducing Johnny Depp and tricking her into marrying him…much like how she tricked other men to give her work or a career in entertainment, before she seduced Elon Musk the aspergers billionaire to get sucked into her nonsense…

Is posting lingerie selfies to I guess get attention to her annoying self…and there’s little more I have to say about that…other than this fake victim is the fucking devil.

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2018

19

Jan

Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody…

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross…

She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody…

Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody…

I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits.

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2018

19

Jan

Belle Lucia in Lingerie of the Day

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I follow Belle Lucia on the instagram, where I follow 7500 hot chicks, and they won’t let me follow more, because there are more, it’s like every one and their mother is a social media influencer, who calls themselves a blogger, when really they are just girls who like to pose in pictures in their underwear because they are hot…

This Belle is part of a group of other girls who look like they could be sex workers on the rich guy sugar baby program, but I could be wrong about that, maybe she’s independently wealthy, or just really good with her money because she pulls in a couple thousand dollars a month promoting teeth whitener or posing in underwear…

I don’t really care what finances her existence, it’s just nice that she exists to motivate other hot chicks to do what she does, because it is just that easy to exist, thrive, survive while hot, it’s also a great marketing tool to land a relevant husband…if you’re a girl and you’re not half naked on the internet – YOU CRAZY…

$Belle Lucia Red Latex Bra and Panties$

$Belle Lucia red latex bra and skirt$

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2018

19

Jan

Hooker Masturbating on the Side of the Road and Other Videos of the Day

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Tree VS Mom and Stroller

Close Call of the DAy

Lighting Fat Fail

Dancing Fail

Car Dust ART

Wind Takes Out Pedestrians…

The World’s Best Bridge

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2018

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to bang a girl with huge labia, so big that she was totally ashamed of her vagina, if she spread it out it looked like some prehistoric bird with a terrifying wingspan, so big that she would tuck them inside herself and try to tape them in place so no one could see the flaps in her pants, she’d also wear a maxi pad like a pillow in her panties every day, not just on her period…

Sometimes I wonder if she was a woman or just a botched sex change operation. I guess I’ll never know. Maybe I’m just trying to attach myself to this gender neutral world….because some pussy looks like deflated ball sack. Yet I still fuck it. Cuz I’m a dude and that’s what we do. Even if the media paints a different picture of us,….

I am so progressive in my willingness to fuck….a real feminist celebrating all vaginas…

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Stormy Daniels Spanked Trump with a Copy of Forbes
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Dakota Fanning LEgs.
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Baby Ardvark of the Day
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Marky Mark in a Steroid Ring
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Girl Playing in Construction Equipment
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Hannah Ferguson Wrestling is Pretty Hardcore
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Creepy Celebrity Romance News for the Perverts
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shitposting MEME in Real Life….
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Dennis Rodman in REhab
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RIP ORANGES
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2018

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Being a hermit, especially during the winter, makes being Sexually Inappropriate pretty fucking difficult….espcially when I only live with my wife…who is fat, disgusting and someone I don’t want to be sexually inappropriate with.

If I do it on social media, messages or TINDER or other platforms that connect people…like LINKEDIN…I just get blocked…or ignored….because women are mean to men. Heartless really. Men get all this bad press lately but every single guy I know has been shat on rudely by a heartless woman they try being sexually inappropriate – because it’s just a joke – have a sense of humor…

I do go to the grocery store sometimes, a fat man has to eat, but when I am Sexually Inappropriate at the grocery store, I get asked to leave…even when I’m clever in my sexual inappropriateness. You know innocent sexual innuendos to the food, my favorite is in the fish aisle…where I make eye contact with a pescatarian…and say “I don’t find fish smell ever offensive, it can never be too strong, you can not wash for a month and I’d still get up in that clam”…..whilst pointing at a clam…

Life is unfair…here are some stepLINKS…

Mormon Missionaries Practicing Pick-Up Lines Before You Answer the Door
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Trump Paid Pornstar Stormy Daniels 130k a Month to Stay Quiet About Their Sex…..And Compared Stormy Daniels to his Daughter…Stormy Daniels once told me she liked my site…Does that Mean I’ve Technically Fucked Trump?
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Phoebe Price is a Groddess with the Big Tits and a Box of Tampax to Pretend She’s Not Menopausal – My GIrl…
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Rapist Blames Scientology
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Chantel Jeffries Cameltoe
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Amazon’s List of 20 Cities of their Potential New Location for a Head Quarters..
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Bella Hadid Showing Off Leg
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Jesus on an Escalator
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Dog Runs Through Glass Door – doesn’t Hurt himself – but still nuts
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Some Chick Named Leven Rambin Braless and Hard Nipples
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Store Makes NOOSE Necklace….
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FYI – Kendall Jenner is Still a Model
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PBS ANnounced it Will Air 5 Part #Me Too Series
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Downs Syndrome Half Court Backwards Shot
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Dawn Olivieri Sexy in a Red Dress
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Aziz Accuser VS Some TV Host – Even Though She’s Right…
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BMW Breaking Records
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Selena Gomez Behind The Scenes
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James Gunn Fat Shames TRUMP
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Kid Orders a Bong, His Mom Makes Him Open it in Front of her
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Jewel Still Exists and is worth a fuck
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Marky Mark in a Steroids Ring
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The Dumbest Thing to Go Viral on the Internet Today – NOT THE TIDE POD CHALLENGE
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Gnarly Pornstar in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Playing Tennis Fetish
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Mariah Carey Great Tits
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Rosie Hungtingon – Ass in Leather Pants
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Anna Braga’s Got her Nipples Out
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Cara Delevingne in Glamour
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Hilary Duff in Better Home and Garden
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Charlotte McKInney is Out in Jeans
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Carey Mulligan in a Magazine…
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Ashley Tisdale’s Mangled Face
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Sara Sampaio in a Magazine
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Lady Gaga Obnoxious in a Slutty Dress
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Pregnant Vanessa Hudgens
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Wallet Fucker – Bloated Miranda Kerr
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Carmen Electa Alive
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Milla Jovovich ALive
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Hardcore Girls!! BEING HARDCORE….Perverts….
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HOT AMATEUR MEAT OF THE DAY
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The Horrors of TUMBLR
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Machete Masturbation by a Babe
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Some Naked Chubby Girl
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Two Naked Trashy Chicks
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Girl Gets Naked on her Hike
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Skinny Blonde and her Festival Tits
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Naked Girl and her Book…
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Hot Skinny Naked Girl
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MONSTER TITTIES!
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A Bunch of Leaked Nudes
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Lesbians OF THE DAY
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2018

18

Jan

Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day

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Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, or pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing.

Paypal’s Elon Musk is trying to go to Mars, Paypal’s Peter Thiel is trying to live forever, Victoria’s Secret is finding ways to save money on the imperfect period getting models they use…AI / RObots is the answer….

But more intersting than her being genetically modified is that she was a VIRGIN when she came to America to make it as a famous.

AN ACTUAL VIRGIN…but then she ended up with some dude in a band who had a history of fucking models…which means she likely got the HERPES…but that’s just a right of passage…

I like her hard nips in her selfie….

Here’s her ass at a VS Photoshoot

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2018

18

Jan

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day

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Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion…

They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model…

Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know….

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2018

18

Jan

Jaime King for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Jaime King is the new face/body of Love and Lemons, probably a friend deal, you know LA girls all know each other if they are at a certain echelon of success….because why else would a brand want some 38 year old to be their model…it just doesn’t make any logical or scientific sense…it’s gotta be a friend thing…

Everyone who knows who Jaime King is, knows that before she was on whtever TV show she’s on, thanks to acting being a joke of a career that anyone can do..

She was a top NYC model with a huge heroin addiction in the late 90s….so deep into heroin her boyfriend died of an overdose on her…real deal shit…

Far more interesting than this stylized shit that she’s obviously doing to try to still look hot…and I guess the good news is she’s still got that skinny heroin model body…because this fat would be terrible…

Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Danniella Westbrook’s Tits Bolted On by a Blind Man of the Day

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Danniella Westbrook – what the fuck…

I saw these days ago, pretended I didn’t, avoided posting them, but they are just too weird to ignore…

I don’t know who or what a Daniella Westbrook is…but I know these bolt on tits are some of the most mangled I’ve seen and I guess that’s pretty rude of me in an era where we should totally support all women parts even when they look like they were found in a dumpster and stapled on, because we are in a world of INCLUSION…everyone is beautiful even when they scare the fuck out of me.

That’s all I have to say about that….

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