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2018

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Mar

That Dude Lea Michele on Vacation of the Day

That Dude Lea Michele has a really fucking hard masculine face…which I guess would make sense because she is rumored to have been born with a dick, but raised like a girl, because her fame seeking parents are so keen to make sure their kids make, and they know chances of a girl making it are far higher than a man, even though women will cry some other bullshit story, because they don’t want to admit they have it easy with tits..

TITS that Lea Michele likes to show off….more now that she has a boyfriend now, who I guess is a homosexual, because she was rumored to be born with testicles, unless he’s just progressive and accepts trannies for being the women they pretend to be….MILLENNIALS you know…

She’s on Vacation, because TRANS CAN BE IN TRANSIT….when they are rich as fuck stars of a bullshit yet popular show.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Lily Rose Depp in Pantyhose and her Pink Socks of the Day

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When you’re feeling like your life is as pathetic as it actually is and you’re right all along…very little can cheer me up, and I assume cheer you up, like a Lily Rose Depp who won at life just by being born, in a pair of pantyhose and socks for you perverts to realize just how wonderful things can be…if you’re rich as hell without having ever to do anything…like the entitled cunts that dominate our social media feeds…where as some are actually more interesting to follow than others…because when your dad is Johnny Depp, you get a pass for all your obnoxious cunt behavior, we’re like “we get it, you’re Johnny Depp’s kid, keep on being spoiled in your quest to make it as a model, personality, actress, whatever it is you do but don’t have to put effort in thanks to who your dad is”…..if you know what I mean.

Here she is for Chanel – I wonder how she got this job..

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Nina Agdal for Aerie Swim of the Day

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Why the fuck would any brand use these monster to promote their bikinis…it makes zero to no sense, she’s old, a has been, looks like she’s a handicap, in what we can assume is the PARA-BIKINI-MODELING, you know done to give affirmative action and equal opportunity, but that no one watches because it doesn’t get the same level of televised as the actual olympics..

We get it, Aerie is about inclusive, they like fat chicks from the UK, raped chicks from the Olympics where they create offensive bathing suits for rape victims to celebrate and take ownership on being raped, something no raped person I know would ever want to do, but that they don’t get mad about it because they are women and women are inconsisent in their bullshit…

I like to call this Nina Agdal still needs to pay the bills cuz LEO didn’t cum in her the way she wanted him to…

She’s like 40 and has armpit fat now…terrible…ecommerce girl for life…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2018

19

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Insta Thot of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is amazing, you know not in a hot kind of way, not in a relevant or inspiring kind of way, but in a what the fuck is this girl on kind of way…out there filling her tub with cereal like I just creative directed the shoot, because these are things I like producing…I figure if I’m going to leave my house to hang with a slutty girl, I might as well go for something that makes no sense rather than her just posing like a vapid cunt in lingerie in a photoshoot…you know make a meme out if it…or make it the joke that it is…something that Aubrey O’Day clearly understands…with that ass in her air..even if they rest of us have no grasp on whatever the fuck this is….

Never give up thanks to photoshop….you don’t have to…even if no one knows what the fuck she is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Where there is a post on Kendall and Bella…you know there’s a Hailey Baldwin coattail riding, wave jacking, attaching herself to for some attention because they are the reason she’s relevant and she’s gotta make sure they keep increasing her profile, because without them…she’s just Stephen Baldwin’s daughter…

She’s posted up a bunch of throwback bikini pics on her instagram story, and I was there to screenshot it, because that’s what a girl does for views and attention and to feel good about herself..

Apparently, even born again Christian weirdos like these empty soulless materialistic cunts, can be whores too.

Here she is in bikinis…

Here’s some more of her whoring….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid Topless Lesbians of the Day

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I don’t know when this Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid lesbianism movement or rumor started, or who created it at the Kardashian Jenner lab, to generate some hype about their bullshit that no one cares about, but they try to spin to make people care about them, because seeing Kendall Jenner being interviewed about her sexuality, talking about how she’s never eaten pussy, is just fucking weird…and despite being a pervert who likes hearing about girls and their sexuality, sex stories, something I’ve been into and passionate about forever….I still don’t care…

But for some reason they all posted up bikini pics from their trip, their weird mutated asses in bikinis all topless like the little sluts they are….

If you look close enough Hailey Baldwin is mooching in the background like some Where’s Waldo bitch, who is really always there cuz she’s trying to get ahead…

Kendall in panties for snapchat because she’s an attention seeking whore.

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Eva Herzigova Hard Nipples for Vogue of the Day

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Eva Herzigova is in VOUGE showing off her ass.

I would imagine this would be more exciting, and that you’d care about if you had any fucking idea who Eva Herzigova is…

I don’t doubt that some of you perverts know exactly who she is, where she lives, and how many times you’ve jerked off to her…but I am just not that committed to this cause…or movement…or pop culture sluts…

Even though I’ve been writing the site for 14 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…

But clearly she matters, Vogue wouldn’t be featuring some old lady ass if it didn’t matter, Vogue is Prestige, you know they put Kardashians’ on their magazine like a tabloid…

And really what matters is her ass in pantyhose fetish pics…YUM…

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Samantha Hoopes in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…

It’s the LA way of life, these women who have managed to scam their way into Sports Illustrated Swim, don’t get paid to be in the magazine, but it totally increases their profile as humans. The marketing that goes into them boosts their social media to a level where people think they are famous, important or rich….but they don’t actually get paid any money….but they are surrounded by rich people, they are taken on rich guy trips, and by default live that rich person life…without any actual money or stability or future….and to get that rent paid…you gotta suck that dick…

But like I said, maybe it’s just rumors, maybe some people just don’t need to work, and are independently wealthy…no need to suck dick, no need to work….just ride that hotness that isn’t EVEN that hot…but that’s pulled off that scam.

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Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Dude Nail Co-Worker’s Foreskin to a Piece of Wood and Other Videos of the Day

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Worst Nude Video you’ll see Today

British Tourist in Spain Getting Dicked Suck..

Cirque Du Soleil Death

Genius Firetruck Driver

Kid Gets Sleeper Hold…

Eating Honeycomb with Bees on It…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wish I was hungover from St Patrick’s Day like some basic white person who gets waisted dancing along to Celtic music, dressed like a Leprechaun while getting shit faced on green beer……

But I don’t fuck wit St Patrick’s Day, too many white people, and the chicks who participate in St Patrick’s day are all fat and disgusting beer drinking looking pigs, out to get fucked, sure, but not the kind of girl I want to fuck…

So instead, I drink alone, in what I call the Self Destruction parade, that we may not have floats for or police escorts…but that are far more peaceful because they aren’t filled with loud, drunk assholes….that don’t belong to hot drunk chicks…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Jim Carrey is Pretty Amazing
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Meat Expert on Choosing the Best Meat
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Some Slut Pug in a Bikini on Vacation
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Courtney Stodden Doesn’t Understand Sex Abuse
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift back On
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Ellen Barkin VS Terry Gilliam
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Sophia Vegas is some REal Fucking Fake Titty Trash
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Car in a Crash
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Russian Workplace Safety
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Bella Thorne Horse Face but got Big Tits
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Dirty Girls…
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