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2018

09

Apr

Samaire Armstrong in her Panties of the Day

I guess Samaire Armstrong is trying to make some noise and get some followers because she’s posted some panty pics…

You may be wondering who Samaire Armstrong is, well let me fill you in, come over here and sit on stepdaddy’s lap while I tell you a little story….

She’s probably pushing 40, from the OC, a show I used to watch because I was still going to college bars when it was on TV, and I had to find some common ground with girls 15 years younger than me…so I’ve seen alot of the episodes back when they aired…

This one was the skater girl, punk girl, hipster, hippie, skater, wild girl…who came in and got with Seth Cohen….getting between Summer and Seth…was devastating really to anyone who believed in their romance…

Well…here she is never too late to come back at it…

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2018

09

Apr

Charlotte McKinney Topless of the Day

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I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes…

POINT BEING…she’s been a nothing, remains a nothing, and has decided to target a woman audience, to polarize her success and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman..

WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES…

Dudes who leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…

GOOD JOB.

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2018

09

Apr

Annalisa Blaha Topless Shoot of the Day

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Annalisa Blaha is exciting….

She’s an Austrian living in Milan doing the whole model thing…you know because girls everywhere can act like 5 year olds and pretend they are like the famous people they see on TV……only they have the ability to go viral if they work with the right people, and I guess if they bang the wrong people, that will actually help them live their dreams…that are otherwise pretty silly…like posing in front of a camera, all serious, doing her model faces, while smoking a disgusting cancer causing cigarette like some white trash garbage…because smoking makes me fucking sick…

It’s pretty embarrassing to see people act like this when there is no money being exchanged to act like this but she’s topless, so it’s ok…

She’s the topless no name of the day…

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2018

09

Apr

British Girl Takes Butt Shots and Other Videos of the Day

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DJ Fail

Miami Police Punch a Dude

Husband Breaks his Wife in a Wife Carrying Competition

YOGA Ball VS Treadmill

INNMATES GETTING TITTIES…

Woman Slashing her Throat in Phuket…

W.T.F.

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2018

09

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always a great time when you decide to leave the house because it is your birthday and you’re forced out of the house by the one person who still cares it is your birthday, because the older you get…the less people give a fuck…even when they have facebook birthday updates…it’s a selfish world….and really I don’t care about other people’s birthdays either, so I get it…

HOWEVER…when you’re out, and you’re judging young retards that are out partying, out at the casino, out with slutty half naked girls who you laugh at in their drunken state like the sloppy messes they are…calling them all pathetic in your head…or sluts, or the chubby girls slobs, in your head..like you did when you were their age…the whole elitist “losers”…..forgetting that you’re pushing 50, you don’t fit into your pants anymore because you only wear sweatpants, and you probably smell like vinegar…piss…and impending death…the person none of these people would even look at twice, maybe just once as they figure out who the creep is because they are creeped out by you, or to describe you to the police when they call them on you for being at their party spot…

Getting older…is a wonderful thing…when nothing in your head changes because you’ve lived in a vaccuum the last 2 decades…but you’re not the old fat fuck girls cross the street to avoid…

Magic.

Here are some stepLINS in the morning…

Two Angels Sent from Fame Whore Heaven…
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How an Eagle Handles an earthquake
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Judge Judy Makes a Crazy Amount of Money
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Tara Reid Owes her Career to The Dude
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Low Bridge – High Payload
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Baby Elephant of the Day
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Asshole Driver of the Day
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Cashier Goes Mental…
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Dancing Granny of the Day
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Russell Crowe Jockstrap Gets a Lot of Money
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Brad Pitt’s New Pussy
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Model in a Bathing Suit
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Crane Collapse of the Day
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Guy Makes an Alluminum Foil Ball
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The Best Things in Life are Free – Like This Social Network…
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2018

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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You’re all a bunch of perverts…so go into the weekend your best pervert foot forward, which in your case would be your boner you are unable to control…so let it guide you, but if you’re on here, reading this site, I’ll assume you have a severe mental retardation, sexual dysfunction, a very small penis, that you are obese and disgusting, unable to get off your computer chair, even when you’re hungry for your bag of chips or cake….making you live a life where your boner doesn’t….or lead anything…making you more frustrated, confused, angry…and willing to scope out celebs in various states of slut….

Maybe you should just spend your weekend, clicking the stepLINKS…

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Kate Hudson – Pregnant at 38
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Leo’s Slutty Girlfriend Disses his Only Oscar Winning Role
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Hailey Baldwin Hard Nipple and Face Injected Face
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Megan Fox – Ass in JEans
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Dude Put a Hidden Camera in his Mercedes when it was in Service
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Erika Wheaton in a Slutty Bikini
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The Things You Can’t Yell at the Masters…
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Ariel Winter Pokies…
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Dakota Johnson – Cameltoe
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Black Woman Fights Black Guy
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Demi Lovato – Cellulite
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Rat Cow is the New Jennifer Aniston on the New Friends on ABC…
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Brad Pitt Dating an MIT Professor – Yes, Women can be Professors…
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Jake Paul Developing a Late Night Talk Show…
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Heidi Montag Died after Plastic Surgery…
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Maitland Ward as Slave Leia
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Cyclist Fails to Fool Driver…
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Roof of School Gym Blows Off
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Beiber On his Tattoos is Hilarious
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The Rock – Wrestling Crocodile…
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The Interesting Rituals of Successful / creative People
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Toddler VS TITTY
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You Can Buy Matt Lauer’s Rape Den
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Daniel Day Lewis Using a Flip Phone
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Cross Fitter Flip
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Big Titty Youtube Shooter….Dancing Is My Favorite Story of the Week…
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Some Nasty Inked Up Goth Looking Suicide Girl Pig Does a Twista Rap
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Sumner Redstone Uses iPad to Say Fuck You…
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Some Hot Bitch Named Dua Rules / DUA LIPA / in GQ UK
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Chantel Jeffries Slut
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Paris Hilton – Leather Pants
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Ashley Tisdale Leather Pants
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Chloe Grace Shoe Ad for the Foot Fetishists
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Chloe Grace – Minor Upshort
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Naomi Watts in a One Piece
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Kristen Bell at an Event
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EVERYDAY SLUTS NAKED SLUTS…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Huge Tits on a Cam Girl
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Hot Nude Hipster Model Shoot
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AlisonFire is a Hot Cam Girl with Massive Tits
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Chubby Girl Getting it Done
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Kylie Page has Big Tits
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Candy Big Tits Naked in the Shower
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Naked Redhead of the Day
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JELLO PUSSY
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Tanya H Naked in front of the Mirror
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Two Naked Hot Chicks…
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Two More Naked Hot Chicks…
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Girls VS Dildos
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In Case You Missed it – Most Retarded Porn Plots in History
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Google Drive is Deleting Porn Content Shared by Porn Producers
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Greek Actress – Hard Nipples
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Maturbating Starlet….
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2018

06

Apr

Bella Thorne in her Underwear of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in her underwear on her instagram…I thought she quit instagram but I think that was just her trolling for some press…because she knows how to media manipulate…

She’s trying to seduce her fans into buying her bullshit merchandise and realizes that she can manipulate more cash out of her fans if she’s half naked.. because they are idiots who pull out their credit cards to be part of her movement….as she laughs to the fucking bank…..

CASH IN FROM ALL ANGLES…and all she has to do is be half naked….it comes so easy…like you!!

So wise in her young age…she’s got it all figured out and that is pretty amazing …

I didn’t click on her link, but I think she’s selling T-Shirts for 45 dollars…

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2018

06

Apr

Lily-Rose Depp Panty Flash of the Day

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OH MY GOD!!!

I can see some Lily-Rose Depp….this is like winning the lottery, or the slot machine at the casino…this is like finding out your child is cancer free…this is like all the good in the world all falling into your lap at the same time….the rich and spoiled kid who you don’t care is a cunt – because you assume she’s a cunt – and you don’t care about the nepotism because you assume the nepotism – you just like how cute she looks while flashing the panties…

The hope is that…next time there won’t be panties..but LABIA…eventually the rich kid tries to outshine her dad, really stand out so he finally notices her from his booze soaked cloud of 30 years of Hollywood self destruction…but that is usually for the kids with conservative parents…they are the ones who rebel where this one has probably been drinking ,smoking, fucking, naked for men since she was 14 and the family didn’t care because they are high brow artists….liberal and free….at least when they aren’t beating up their wife Amber Heard…

Point being…I’m a fan..

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2018

06

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Titties On Of the Day

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin….

What a fucking mess..

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2018

06

Apr

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox is a mom of 3…all with the same weirdo boyfriend who I assumed held her in captivity…after he discovered she was in love with him growing up watching 90210, posters of him on her bedroom wall when she had dreams of hollywood, because she’s that fucking old….and she’s something that he locked in because she was for a period of time seen as the hottest girl in hollywood, despite having never had any decent movie roles, or memorable movie roles, she had all kinds of fucking hype around her…

Sure she’s looking fit in her clickbait staged paparazzi bikini pics, all muscular and not fat, living life as a lingerie model for a lingerie brand she has ownership in…but I can’t quite figure out if I like it or not, I mean it’s a bikini…but is an old lady in a bikini….and sure she’s got that Megan Fox hype most of the world forgot about…but she’s still Megan Fox…so many complex layers to analyze a woman and her famewhoring…

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