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2017

27

Dec

Pia Mia Slutty for BASIC Magazine of the Day

Pia Mia is some US Guam, American by default, you know thanks to her parents dropping off at the Military base so they could cultivate her to take over the Mainland American as soon as she was old enough to become a fetish to perverts…

She did the Youtube thing, got a huge following, and was cast in important Christmas movies like SANTA PAWS…and somehow morphed into some fake titty hip hop video vixen….from young asian looking slut trying to be a Disney kid…to a rapper trying to be Nicki Minaj…or something…

It’s not that impressive, these pics aren’t slutty enough, but she’s definitely the most accomplished person born in US Guam that I know of…at least in the being half naked on social media clickbait hustle.

WHERE ARE THE BUTT SHOTS!!!!

I guess what I am saying is that she’s the kind of girl I’d buy used panties from on Craigslist….just to see if it smells like Asian food.

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2017

27

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Insta-Thot Clare Richards Looking like a Nude Corpse of the Day

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Clare Richards is some instagram nude model who instagram hasn’t deleted for whatever reason…

She promotes some subscription model bullshit where she gets naked for some real fucking desperate dudes who have too much money on their hands…like so many of these naked on instagram girls who take it upon themselves to be entrepreneurial, using their nudity to get fucking paid, and like Cam girls, they get paid for it…as they should, to at least encourage the non nude women to deliver the goods when they realize being a waitress or school teacher is way more hours of work than pulling out their tits…

I don’t usually promote the nude models trying to get paid…because it’s so obvious and shameless cash grab…that leaves me unsatisfied…when we live in a world where you can get nudes for free, but I figure it’s the holidays…why not help these women live the dream by posting pics of their tits…like I’m their Christmas Miracle.

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2017

27

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

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Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Alison Brie Being Sexy of the Day

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watch her show about women wrestlers…I didn’t watch her show on Communities… but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…and she’s got tits…that she’s exposed in her new show because that’s what fame / acting / being a woman with tits is all about…

I have written very important things about her like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

That’s about the extent of my genius.

I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….making my BRIE joke…my BRILLIANT Brie Joke…obsolete…like me….but it’s nice to see that not everyone is obsolete as she keeps her relevance up doing whatever she does…in this not so hot shoot…

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Izabel Goulart Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Veins above the cunt from fitness….is the new fat chick model with fat spilling over her bikini bottoms on some Ashley Graham shit…because the fat photoshopped gunt has lost it’s appeal and I want musculature to imagine cumming on…dripping through her abs and muscular pelvis…without risk of finding a donut lodged up the cunt…

Izabel Goulart is fit as hell, she works on her body and has no body fat and that, in and of itself is erotic in an era where 50 percent of the population are lazy as fuck pre-diabetics…

Some Brazilian sex worker…doing good things reminding America who made her lots of money how fucking fat they are.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2017

27

Dec

Drugged Out Girl Titty Flash and Other Videos of the Day

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Los Angeles Homeless People

Cheating Death of the Day

Desert Hyena in Hospital in Iraq

Granny Falls Through Ice….

This Video is Still Going Viral

Crazy Man of the Day

Parker of the Day

Brawl of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

27

Dec

Morning HAngover Dump of the Day

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The older I get, the less perverted I get…I used to just think of the most rank, offensive, terrifying, disturbing things…I would think and talk dirty to everyone…making them all feel uncomfortable in what I would deny I ever did because the key to all sex assault charges is to DENY TIL YOU DIE…you know hard to prove otherwise….unless you ADMIT it….

Now I just wake up and think about food, more booze, sleeping more…

What happened to the old me….I guess this is the OLD me…no more pervert juices in the depth of my soul…..

Tragic really….how will I learn to interact with women without demanding pussy pics, tit pics, a description of their last orgasm, bush, sex, butthole insertion….

I feel like a brain injury learning how to read…

I feel like a accident victim learning how to walk again….

Life Non Pervert….Terrible…

Here are some links…

Sluts on the Beach in THongs
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They are Doing a Mad About you Revival – What the Fuck
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Gaming is Now a Mental Health Disorder
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Dog Opens Giant Tennis Ball on Christmas
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2 Dog Brothers and their Bird Do Everything Together
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Paris Hilton Built a Nightclub in her House
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Sharpening a 1 Dollar Knife with a 300 dollar Whetstone – THE VIDEO
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10 Tactics of the Secret Service
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New Years Eve Party Checklist
CLICK HERE

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2017

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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A lot of girls are planning their New Years Eve trip to somewhere tropical and amazing….and those girls…especially Canadian girls who have been hibernating the last few months…are all going to the waxing salon to get their pubic hair ripped out of them….at least those who still have pubic hair..the good ones…who didn’t laser when it was trendy….

As a pubic hair fetishist, who fucking loves bush, the bigger the pillow the better the life, it’s a dark time for me….seeing the mass slaughter of innocent bushes…

As a pervert, it’s a great opportunity to get girls to send me before and after pics, you know to showcase the work they’ve paid for, after it has been rendered on their vaginas….

But as it turns out, even in this slutty era of women, who are just exhibitionists as fuck…it’s almost impossible to get them to participate in my before and after game…and that…is just proof that Christmas is over. There are no miracles….

But there are stepLINKS…click them.

Tom Brady Cooking Biscuits
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Snake in a Sweater
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Fat Eva Longoria Plays with Biology and is Pregnant at 42
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Lewis Hamilton VS Nephew in a Dress
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Ewan McGregor’s Ex Wife in a Bikini
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Katy Perry – Crotch Shot
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How Much Money is 14 Year Old Cash Me Ousside making?
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Dropping a Rock 467 Feet…the Least Epic video of the Year…
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Rat Cow has Cleavage
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Seagull Steals Camera
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The Story of the Rocky Theme Song
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Crowd Lifts Car Off Trapped Boy
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Prince Harry Engagement Photos
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How to Wrap your Cat for christmas…is the Video of the Year
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Lohan Owes the IRS 100,000 Dollars
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Hefner’s Annoying his Heirs in the After Life…
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The Harvard of Santa Schools
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Lorde Cancels Joy to Israel
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The CEO of Miss America Resigned
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WEAR BULLETS.
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Liz Berkley – THEN – VS – NOW (and pregnant)
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Christina Aguilera’s Shopping
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Adriana Lima’s Shopping
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Kim Garner’s Hot Body in a Skimpy Bikini Paddleboarding
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
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Selma Blair’s Mom Ass in Ill-Fitting Jeans of the Day
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Lupita Nyongo’s Vogue Shoot
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Hilary Duff Booty in Some Pants of the Day
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Tisdale – Busted Face
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Rachel RAXX is the Busty Titty Model
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Naked Dude at the Music Festival
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Hot Flexible Naked Chick of the Day
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Girl with a Toy
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Naked Real Wives
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Girl Gets Naked in Heels
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Some chick Named Crystal Lowe Nude on the beach
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Hot Chick with Matchign Bikini / Dildo Sticks her Tongue Out
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Just a Horny Amateur and her Projector
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Hot Naked Amateur of the Day
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Female Cop -> Machine Gun Sex Tape
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2017

26

Dec

Scout Willis Tits and Bush of the Day

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If you’re like me, you probably watched Die Hard yesterday, it’s obviously one of the top Christmas movies of all time, and it features the talented movie star, midget Bruce Willis, who’s sperm created these girls up inside Demi Moore….girls I like to think are proof that Demi had aggressive plastic surgery done…because they are all a little ugly…

In sad news, Scout Willis has me blocked on social media, so I can’t see her updates and can’t tell you if this nude pic rocking a nice thick bush and some good sized tits are her, but the internet says it is, so I’ll take it…

I assume she blocked me cuz I was trolling or talking shit on her, which is pretty fucking weird thing for a grown man to do…yet I do it….to people who google themselves…

The good news, or miracle, is that I can see Tallulah, the middle sister’s profile, not blocked yet…and was able to join them on a journey to do some Hot Spring / Nordic Spa-ing to cleanse their bodies and detox, in bikinis….

Talluah best caption on the pics was “dedicated to everyone who called me ugly at 13″, because I guess she feels hot, or like she’s grown into herself, and really why call people, especially entitled spoiled rich kids who weren’t raised in LA but who are still pretty fucking LA, ugly…when it’s the mom, Demi, and her huffing Nitrous when people are dying in her pool in LA, you gotta focus on…I mean these girls are just innocent rich kids doing their thing…half naked, in efforts to have more purpose in the world than just being a WILLIS / MOORE hybrid creature.

I’m a fan….it’s sad knowing we will never be friends.

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