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2017

01

Dec

Selena Gomez in a Halter Top and Tight Pants of the Day

Selena Gomez has a busted face, even with the injections, she looks like a weirdly developed clown, maybe it’s the childhood lupus, or maybe child stars don’t always age proper..they expire..but some just keep themselves alive by harvasting organs to keep things going…

I am not into this clown, or her push up bra and potential fake tits….but the world seems into her…because she’s the most followed instagram personality…thanks to tricking Zuckerberg into hooking her up because his Asiatic wife is into her…

I am into her having a drug overdose, or dying naturally, instead of keeping her personal brand going…the way her god, because she is Christian, intended…

This bio-hacking…makes her more entitled than ever….her ego…her going out there and putting herself out there in another cash grab …manipulating the media…garbage.

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2017

01

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld’s See Through Lace Pants Performing of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…

But you don’t have to worry about that with this one anymore…she turned 18 a while ago…and has officially gone as sexy as she can….which required getting fit, easy cuz her dad is a personal trainer and wearing slutty outfits…

Here she is performing on stage because she’s a pop star now, you know to supplement her acting income, since song and dance is the dream for these idiots…

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2017

01

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens, who I assume has done some other bullshit, but who cares, I mean who even cares about High School musical…

She’s doing some activity with some fuck me boots on, she’s less pudgy than she once once, and looking better than she used to…

But I still prefer when she shows off her tits in leaked sexting pictures, that happened before it was a trend to be naked all day everyday on social media…when it was still exciting…when something like that kind of scandal dropped…..

She was an innovator, that is her legacy, and her bush…that they claim is underage bush…is the magical creature, while Hudgens is just the host body….

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2017

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s K-Fed of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is dating some dude who is too well dressed to be straight…

He’s also a “radio” personality, on some Disney Kid kick, that is likely trying to be the next Seacrest…

You know a cheesy, mainstream, accessible faggot with a dream….

They are in LA, and LA is the land of entitled idiots who think they have something to offer, like all the other people who are in LA….

But sometimes it requires locking in a celebrity chick with a huge following, who likely has emotional issues due to childhood trauma…a need to be loved…and once you get in with them, they are easy to seduce…you know make them laugh, take them out, easy target…and then cash the fuck in…you’ve been watching that famous girlfriend the entire time you’ve been in LA…dreams do come true…

Any dude who takes selfies and tries to get famous, is straight gay…and when I first saw this character on her feed he had 50k followers…but now he’s got 500k…worth going straight and ignoring a weird elf head for really…

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2017

01

Dec

Julia Lescova Naked in a Meaningless But Naked Shoot of the Day

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Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, really important models, getting naked in photoshoots for the empowerment, for the art, that is above her…that is beyond her…that she is just a vessel for…her body…just does what the universe wants it to do…against her will…..because that’s the power of nude modeling, it’s an entity in and of itself….that ends with rich as fuck boyfriends to get knocked up by…

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2017

01

Dec

Olivia Wilde in a Bathing Suit With Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Wilde isn’t that hot, but people think she’s hot, so she thinks she’s hot…

A rich kid, who has made it in America, I think she may be American to begin with, I’m not sure what the family history of the COCKBURNS are…but I do know that there’s not way anyone as basic and boring as Olivia Wilde is making it anywhere without having financial backing….

She’s been in movies, she’s made money, her baby daddy makes money, so they can be on vacation…Not so interesting, but her nipples are hard….making her more interesting.

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2017

01

Dec

Lara Bingle Naked of the Day

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Well it turns out Lara Bingle is some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid…..

She is topless because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks for that..they are big tits…fun to stare at…

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls are worth looking at..

In conclsion, topless girls, no matter how janky they are, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they don’t know you’re looking at their tits, or care you’re looking at their tits, because they want you staring at the tits…

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2017

01

Dec

Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Alana Zimmer, she’s a 30 year old tall model from Kitchener Canada who apparently moved to New York to be a model after being discovered working at a shitty chain restaurant..I mean I guess those stories happen…I’ve seen models working places but never bothered trying to lock them into contracts…but it happens.

She goes to NYU in Psychology, because it’s a good tactic to get a work visa, it’s a good tactic to get out of Canada, it’s a good place for rich kids to spend their time, because the American Dream applies to everyone…and there’s just so much she can do with her Pyschology degree, like continue to work as a model because she’s tall, cash the fuck in, or work at Ben and Jerrys…or as a waitress where she started…

Here she is in a photoshoot for some magazine you’ve never heard of, pretty naked, but never naked enough, shot by hipster phony photographer Zoey Grossman…and her piss straight gross man pics…that I think she’s leveraged to shoot for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated now…because scammers scam…and troll the fuck out of things..

I guess this doesn’t matter…she’s got an interesting look and she’s naked.

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2017

01

Dec

Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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I have no idea who Kylie Hannah is, I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is though, I’ve linked him up with pornstars for at least one photoshoot that was amazing, so I am a fan of all he does and all the girls he takes pics of…even if I would normally be a hater towards hot chicks getting naked to improve their profile, to expand their personal brand, which in and of itself is crazy of me, but only because it’s crazy of them…

I do believe that if you are a woman, you should use your hot body to get ahead, but I just don’t like when women pretend they aren’t manipulating us with their sex appeal, only to throw in our face that we sexualize them, when clearly..they sexualize themselves.

That said, Kylie Hannah…good times.