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2017

07

Dec

Do I Care About Danica Patrick’s Panties of the Day

Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently took a selfie in front of the mirror..or maybe this is an actual photoshoot of her in her panties…because we live in a feminist world, where a woman can have what was once considered a man’s job, even though the car does all the damn work, but more importantly, can still sexualize herself like a low level stripper, in attempts to not be slated as a TOM BOY, she couldn’t have that, while she’s got a fit athlete body to show off…you know there’s more to her than an overhyped NASCAR driver, there’s also an ass, pussy and EVEN tits…thanks FEMINISM for reminding us.

Here she is doing fitness…

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2017

07

Dec

Man Pissing on the Subway And Other Videos of the Day

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Worst FEMEN Ever

Bank Robber Post Her Video of Stolen Money on IG

Man Rescues Bunny

Woman on her Cellphone – Walks Into a Garage – Gets Run Over – Because She’s an Idiot

Man Masturbates in Front of Clerk..

Never Too Short – Handi-Capable

Wife Whips Mistress

Two Trucks Collide in China Gas Station

Russian Jet – Plays Peek-A-Boo

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2017

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As much as I like California as place…or a concept…it is one of those things that has been shoved down all our throats since the 1920s…

We can only hope that some of the wildfires in LA destroy the houses and lives and memories of some of this terribly evil fucking celebrities and producers that people worship….and who make too much fucking money to perpetuate their evil…

I figure if the wildfires are going to get anyone, aim for the 1 percent…But hopefully it doesn’t kill any of their dogs…because I love dogs….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…we call it the Morning Hangover Dump where I do not discuss my hangover dump, as I pretend I don’t shit, since shitting is gross.

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Katharine McPhee and her Labia Reduced Scabby Vagina are Failed Wedding Crashers
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Santa Makes It Rain at Mall of America
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The Queen Biopic has new Director – Thank God… Really…Who Fucking Cares…
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Leo DiCaprio Donates 850k to a Painting by a Homo at Art Basel…Not to the Environment….
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Mariah Carey TITTY
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New Wife and her Darth Vader Strip
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Kate McKinnon Demonstrates Voice Acting Skills
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Reese Witherspoon Gets Sued
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The 1 Dollar Guitar
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Watching Traffic Flow is my new Favorite Hobby
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2017

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAY

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Big Business is still trying to kill Net Neutrality, not sure what that means for independents like me, but I do know that big business are the fucking devil, who pretty much already control the internet, but don’t like them OFFICIALLY own the internet…
PROTEST

I know you’re a bunch of lazy passive fucks who just accept what is given to them as the way it is, you know since life beat your down…but killing net neutrality will ruin a lot of things like your jerking off..
PROTEST

If you remember cable TV, with all their controlled by big media channels, where the media dictated things to you, and forced you watch what they wanted you to watch, a service you paid a monthly fee for, only to also have to watch ads…just giving these assholes money…
PROTEST

Google and Facebook already control the interent…but it’s a pretty big deal, but it’s bound to happen, the Government and the Big Corps don’t give a fuck about you, or about my shitty blog, they want to get paid, they want to control you, they want to mine your information…and protesting is almost a waste of time…

This has being going on for a long time, TRON GUY and the Crazy Sweater Lady and the Peter Pan Guy…when amazing characters went viral instead of slutty mainstream cheesy bitches….made a song about it a long time ago…

The FCC are bad man…real bad…and you should still fight them…. CLICK HERE FOR MORE

I don’t like people fucking with my tits…

Margot Robbie and Tonya Harding Not turning Me On
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Wife Does Darth Vader Strip Tease
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Iggy Azalea’s Got an Offensive Booty
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Chloe Grace Moretz VS Her Stalker
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Brooklyn Beckham’s in Love with Chloe Grace Moretz
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Tesla Model X Does a Christmas Show
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Selena Gomez Has the Hard Nipples On

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Possibly More Selena Gomez Nip
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Hugh Jackman was Almost James Bond
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Ariel Winter Ass in Red Pants…

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Celebrities Topless and Nude in Movies and TV
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Anja Rubik – SEE THROUGH…
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Woman Who Thinks She’s a Reporter
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Jessica Chastain TITS
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Beyonce is Thick as Fuck
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Pasties in a Black Dress

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Alice Eve Looks Hot in Iron Fist 2
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Backstreet Boy Rapist
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Oprah Interviewed Jen Lawrence
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Japan’s Super Car Culture
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NBC STAFF SCARED OF GETTING NUKED
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Alison Brie – Not Hot in NYLON Magazine
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Phoebe Price is a Christmas Miracle
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Sofia Richie Looking like Shit
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Tara Reid is Perfect
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Adriana Lima’s Got Leg.

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Joy Corrigan Trashy Bitch
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Margot Robbie is Not Hot
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Christie Brinkley’s Daughter Isn’t that Hot…
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Paris Hilton is Garbage

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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Jessica Biel’s Slutty in Marie Claire…
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Tricia Helfer Looking Skinny
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Slutty Photographer Pics
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Can’t Stop the Pollack
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day

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Watch Abigail Spencer Masturbate!
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Fetish You Didn’t Know Existed with Hot Chicks
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Hot Naked Beach Girl
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Hot Chick Going at It…

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Chick Fight
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Tits Open Beer and Flash Their Tits
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Fucked in Public!
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Lexi Lowe and the Big Tits On
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Lady Deadpool with the Big TIts

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Naked Slut in a Car
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Hot Tits on a Boat
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2017

06

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Naked of the Day

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Bella Thorne is clickbait and here she is posting nude pics that she’s drawing outfits on, her new creative venture in her shameless self promotion, with that jacked up muppet face and big titties..

I don’t blame her for being such a try hard, she’s a ginger, they have complexes and need all the help they can get…like tits..

Her caption was “Was I really naked or was I wearing clothes? Hmmm”

Fascinating, thought provoking, shut the fuck up…

Speaking of Shut the Fuck Up, these so called “Silence Breakers” fucking annoy me, they found some angle to champion themselves and get themselves talked about, for barely being sexually assaulted, in a world where LITTLE KIDS ARE BEING RAPED BY OLD MEN…

Like I give a fuck who Weinstein jerked off for, or showed his penis too, we have real fucking problems here, and allowing these celebs to distract you or try to make you feel for them, when they are HOOKERS pretty much sex workers, trying to get ahead, USING and exploiting the rich fat guy…we don’t care, we don’t need to hear about…

But sure TIME magazine, keep promoting the clickbait, celebs love taking ownership on nonsense…making it about them, becuase they are vapid fucking idiots and their egos depend on it…

Also, only two of the silence breakers are worth sexually assaulting if you’re into that kind of thing…it would be HATE sexually assault for sure…cuz these women are not leaders, they are the worst kind of people…

But Bella Thorne..she’s naked.

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2017

06

Dec

Sofia Richie’s Ass for Art Basel of the Day

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It’s Art Basel in Miami, so all the brands trying to reach that “cool” market and all these New York and LA Scenesters you hate, models, artists, musicians, trying to be instagram famous, are all in Miami, getting cheesy paparazzi pics, posting cheesy pictures, going to exclusive events, checking out art, being as cool as they can, even though shit is pretty much a fucking Disney level of cool….all SOFT….like Sofia Richie’s young 18 year old Lionel Richie trust fund money.

Every rich person is there being a narcisstic asshole….
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2017

06

Dec

August Ames is the Dead Pornstar of the Day

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I don’t watch porn, I actually hate porn, I find it vile, disgusting and the people involved ugly…unless they are Eastern European, and if you have a soul it’s pretty sad to see the desperate girls trying to do what they can for that Louis Vuitton purse…

We are in an era where people send nudes, and you don’t need angry throat fucking with, and the girls in porn, no matter what they tell you are all fucked up..

So this August Ames girl…apparently killed herself, because as a porn chick, by default, has mental issues…

She was born Mercedes Grabowski – a porn name to begin with – in Nova Scotia, Canada, in 1994, and worked in a bar and at a tanning salon before joining the adult film industry in 2013…

Really insane…she was cute, had lots left to do, but Porn is disgusting as fuck and the fall of society on all levels…truth..

I am sure you can google her to see her being violated to fuck for very little pay…in an industry you per

What a fucking waste..

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2017

06

Dec

Hailey Clason’s in some Bullshit Lingerie of the Day

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At the time of posting this video, it had all of 213 views, after being on the YAMAMAY channel for 3 fucking days, and you know, or I know, that Hailey Clauson, the hipster model who once sued Urban Outfitters for producing kiddie porn, because they used her, while her dad was on set, in sleazy photos….for marketing bullshit mainstream cheesy hipster shit…that doesn’t matter…and shit settled…setting her up for life…allowing her to come back to the industry as an adult as a bikini model, half naked model, worth jerking off to model…and here she is in some failed lingerie campaign…

I’m like a charity giving them some clicks….for free…nice guy…considering no one does shit for me for free..

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2017

06

Dec

Angry Sarah Hyland of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird face look mad…and despite being confused by her existence, from weird child star, to weird adult, currently being K-Fedded by some sort of predator Disney looking kid with a quest to be famous, leveraging her celebrity, and her weak personality that once you break through is easy to manipulate, because she’s all fucked up from being exploited as a child…

Well, she’s rich, famous, and spoiled, entitled, coddled, overpaid, thinks she’s too important…and clearly capable of being a cunt with the bitch face on – amazing.

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2017

06

Dec

Samara Weaving Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit…

She may or may not has done some substantial work in as an actress, it is hard to tell because every bitch thinks she’s a fucking actress, because any bitch can be an actress, it really requires VERY little work….effort or talent…just a decent look and willingness to audition right….

She’s been at this for a while, she was likely on the show Neighbors, or something similar, some Australia shit, before moving to America with a VISA in hand, because Australians like to travel, you can’t go anywhere without seeing one…ready to take over the world….or whatever it is that she does…

Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California….because Australians are hot, fun, eager, trashy, hot, and willing to work for it…the way a party girl works for it…

She’s doing movies, hanging with Bella Thorne and naturally, she’s producing sleazy shoots as these people do…

Looks good to me…clickbait..