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2018

26

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

I don’t know why Lea Michele is mounting a chair and rubbing up against it like some kind of drunk horny woman who doesn’t realize people are watching her try to scratch that itch in her cunt….through masturbating against inanimate objects….

I just assume that it’s beyond her control, like a retard, because when you tuck your dick in your ass, it pushes up against your prostate and heightens orgasm, and when’re sitting on it, it just pushes it deeper into you…making you basically explode in yourself as you fuck yourself, only you can’t get yourself pregnant because you don’t have a WOMB…

You know that they say when you ASSUME things right…and that is that you are usually right.

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2018

26

Mar

Maitland Ward Pussy of the Day

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YAY! Maitland Ward has decided to grace the world with softcore pornography that she’s out there producing for her Patreons who pay her close to 50,000 dollars a month, which is fucking crazy…that’s like invest in real estate money that she probably never imagined having…and it all happened because she followed her love for attention, her sexual dysfunctional pervert husband liking people jerking off to his forgotten girl, some cuckold shit, and the fact that she had low level fame in her early 20s…

Now, I don’t mean YAY! in a good way, I am disgusted by all things Maitland Ward, and amazed that she’s found an audience of supportive perverts who want to pay her to see her twat…but I guess she spoke to the right crowd, doing that whole comicon, cosplay shit for people who clearly appreciate her…and as amazing as that may be…it’s what was happened…and this is the product of that.

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2018

26

Mar

Nicole Richie Booty of the Day

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Whenever I think about Nicole Richie, I don’t think about the one night I accidentally spent with her back when she was dating DJ AM and I trolled him into thinking I was someone he knew, leading to his people, thinking I knew Nicole, and thus that we wanted to sit together as he DJed….

I do think about her gastric bipass surgery, because she used to be this fat little titty thing who would always act up because she was adopted and you know how adopted people are…

But then she got skinny, less angry, married one of the most embarassing people in Hollywood, one of the Good Charlotte sisters, and is I guess Cameron Diaz’s sister in law…a mom of her own..because unlike her mom…she didn’t throw her babies out in a dumpster outside a Lionel Richie concert….only to be saved…she’s the one doing the saving I guess….and she’s rich enough to do it….thanks to her family, her husband and the fashion line she created after being an obnoxious Paris Hilton sidekick.

Posted in:Nicole Richie|SFW

2018

26

Mar

Olivia Culpo in a Bra of the Day

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Instagram icon you’ve never heard of and don’t care about – but who may have been some kind of Miss America…Olivia Culpo…wore a bra to an event…because of course she did..

She’s got to work the media, get coverage in the media, as much as she can to both satisfy her ego, her clients, her boyfriend who is a Patriot that lost the Superbowl, and who she likely wants to get knocked up by because pro athletes are rich and rich makes her wet…because she has a vagina and that is what vaginas do when they taste money.

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2018

26

Mar

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is teaching us a valuable lesson, and that is that the human body needs the sun on it’s bare skin for multiple health reasons, and that sunscreen, is apparently the real devil that causes cancer and kills the sea turtles in Hawaii…

She’s a down to earth, roots, hippie who grows her bush out…because I guess when you’re rich and have a trust fund and never have to work a day in your life…you can spend your days naked in the sun contemplating important questions of life…living on a permanent vacation…having fun with her dog…and that’s really living the dream..

The whole posting it to her social media seems a little shameless though…I mean we don’t need to be seeing this what would be cockteasing if she was hotter….if you’re not going to be spread eagled to celebrate your VULVA what’s the point of feminism…

Here is her sister Rumer trying to be sexy

WHAT THE FUCK….

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2018

26

Mar

Sara Sampaio Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is an irritating sex worker – who will polarize her career as not being a sex worker – while posing half naked for money is by default a sex worker – but just not in this era of of people not realizing they are pros, but rather models, because it feels better on the soul…especially when you come from a catholic background…

Sara Sampaio is the type of model who releases think pieces and complaints and even what she may think is activism because the magazine she did a nude shoot for published her nude pics when they promised they wouldn’t despite being a nude magazine….the nerve they had…publishing images you own the rights to of a model who signed off on the images you took….PREDATOR.

The world is crazy…

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2018

26

Mar

Selena Gomez Surgery Scar of the Day

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Selena Gomez either pregnant or fat…obsessed with the Bieber and now Jesus because all vapid idiots need spirituality to help them sleep at night…knowing how garbage they are as humans…if they are even humans…despite everything about them being anti-religion…from their greed, their narcissism, the fact that they are in the business of fame and fortune and celebrity and making people idolize them in exchange for money…making me not believe her…

Not to mention, if she really cared about GOD’s intent, if there is even a god, she wouldn’t have harvested organs for herself, she would have given them to dying children with a life ahead of them that can actually make a difference rather than just mooching off fame they got from getting molested by Barney that her mom leveraged into this…

Erotic..not really…but the most followed person on instagram which should be important..I guess..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

26

Mar

Danielle Knudson Topless of the Day

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Danielle Knudson is Canada’s very own GUESS? Girl….and you may not know who Danielle Knudson is, but she is topless doing a shoot on the beach, so she must be important, I mean no one is flying you or me to the beach to be topless in a photoshoot…ARE THEY…because we SUCK at life…

That said, Danielle Knudson, not quite fat like Anna Nicole…but still showing off fat tits and looking’ good enough for me to google her nudes that I am sure exist in this era of you gotta get naked to get known…

I do think she’s older, maybe a little played out, definitely not that eventful, but big tits are still big tits, and toplesness is still toplessness and I would not be comfortable discriminating…

Highlight of this video, there is a group of girls topless and whoring together, because misery likes company, or the pressure of the group leads to the more competitive instinct of the group, potentially making for better sluttier content…

Posted in:Danielle Knudson|SFW

2018

26

Mar

Montana Fishurne’s Unreleased Sex Tape Clips Now Released of the Day

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FIRST AND FOREMOST – TO SEE THE HARCORE TRAILER VISIT STEPSMUT CLICK HERE

NOW….the post…

The good people at VIVID have released some additional footage of the sex tape that never quite made the rich kid the success she wanted to be….it was possibly one of the least eventful sex tapes in terms of career moves for the young starlet…who chose a sex tape instead of being a socialite like other celebrity rich kids do today…because she was into Kim Kardashian’s success and equated it to what it actually was…a porn career…but not what it became…a TV career and social media career…the sex tape was just hype and not a reason for her success…

I am sure Montana Fishburne realized that as was more just rebelling against her family name, her father, in what was either a cry for attention to piss off her famous father for being too busy and narcissistic as a celebrity actor would tend to be to nurture her like a father would…

I didn’t bother researching her backstory, but know that he was clearly not there for her and this was her rebellion or protest….Anal Sex on Video…when the child of the rich…to really make sure the world knows how he failed her…pretty interesting stuff….

Not that I think Sex Tapes are a failure, we need them, and they are amazing….

Not that I think sex is a bad thing, we all have sex or aspire to have sex, and some people make a lot of money off sex….whether on video or not..

I just think that an old school actor like Lawrence Fishburne, wouldn’t really love that this happened, which makes the whole thing that much more amazing

TO SEE CLIPS CLICK HERE

TO READ THE The press release:

Vivid Entertainment will release Montana Fishburne, Hardcore/Backdoor: The Lost Tapes on Vivid.com on March 26.

The never-before- seen movie shows a then 19-year old Montana and her boyfriend J. Pipes in explicit scenes they shot themselves.

Now 27, Montana is the daughter of Tony and Emmy award-winning actor Laurence Fishburne. Her first adult movie, Montana Fishburne, with the sub-title An A-List Daughter Makes Her XXX Debut, was released by Vivid in 2010. She had presented this original movie to Vivid as an audition tape.

The wildly uninhibited Montana knew what she wanted at the time. She said her goal was to become another Kim Kardashian,
because she greatly admired what Kim had accomplished after Vivid released her sex tape, Kim Kardashian Superstar.

Though her first Vivid movie, Montana Fishburne, made headlines, the news that Montana has made since then has not
been the type to boost her career. As her porn career heated up, headlines about her over the years have been primarily about
being in and out of rehab and being arrested for DUI. In addition, her relationship with her father grew cold.

In the new audition movie, Montana shows off her enthusiasm, her energy and her all-natural curvy body in a series of no-
holds-barred scenes.

“It’s obvious from her audition tape that Montana had everything going for her – Beauty, sensuality, outgoing personality enthusiasm, determination and a famous last name” said Marci Hirsch, Vivid’s vice president of production and licensing.

TO SEE THE HARCORE TRAILER VISIT STEPSMUT CLICK HERE

GET MORE INFO / SEE CLIPS / BUY CLIPS / JERK OFF TO IT / CLICK HERE

Posted in:Montana Fishburne

2018

26

Mar