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2018

27

Feb

Katharine McPhee Got Them Titties on of the Day

According the Katharine McPhee leaked nudes from a few months ago…she has cut off her excess labia…something I am sure her 75 year old boyfriend David Foster, the record exec and one time stepfather to Brody Jenner and the Hadids at different times, doesn’t actually care about…because old people will fuck any young pussy no matter how mangled it is…maybe those leaked nude pics of her pussy scabbed and bloody after surgery were for her doctor…but also for herself to try to feel sexy in a pair of tight bikini bottoms…WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that she’s kept them tits, and she’s showcasing them in whatever this is….we call it “From American Idol, to Labiaplasty, to fucking Geriatrics to CLeavage”…the Katharine McPhee story…

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2018

27

Feb

Kendall Jenner Naked of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, a product of her horrible fame whoring family, posted a couple of strategic nude pics on her social media – because of course she did….that’s what she does….

It’s some same same but different, interchangeable between her and her AVON lady, Turkish Market Peddling sisters, just selling crap to morons willing to buy, including their celebrity, making them really fucking rich….people buy into them…

Luckily, she’s not as monstrous as the others, the only tall, thin, athletic one…but she’s still full of shit, her existence full of shit, like she gives a shit about what me or anyone thinks about her….she’s just rolling in her own fantasy world, that luckily rich people still get depressed in, and eventually all the mental issues may surface and girl may become a suicidal self destructive wreck…which we can only hope for…

But for now…she’s a star, who does nothing…but post selfies with zero effort…or substance…but that’s the life we live…

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2018

27

Feb

Sierra Skye Topless Insta Thot of the Day

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Sierra Skye has blocked me on social media – and I don’t even comment on anyone’s shit – because I guess she saw me like her pics and remembered googling herself and seeing me laugh at her and her stripper mom in at least one post I’ve done on them before…

Not that I mind mom and daughter erotica, especially not trashy porn looking mom and daughter, but I guess they have so many followers on social media, they prefer pretending they are a Kardashian….

She is essentially a nobody who photoshops the fuck out of herself, you could have got her to post your skinny tea for 200 dollars about a year ago, but who wised up and increased her hooker rates to 10,000 or more per post, not that anyone is paying that, but they may eventually, she’s got a lot of followers, likely from Russia or wherever she is buying her followers from, but the interesting thing about seeing this real life picture of her, is seeing just how fucking weirdly shaped she is, how mutilated her face is, and how photosopped she is.

I am all for these no names trying to make it and semi-getting there – because idiot media buyers and casting people hire them thinking they actually matter because they matter on instagram even though they don’t matter anywhere…

Good cheesy nude hustle though.

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2018

27

Feb

Ariel Winter ‘s Pants Are About To Explode of the Day

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I’m sure you’ve seen this before, it’s common practice for fat chicks, whether they are rich or poor, upper crust, or gutter bitches……they can’t admit that they are a XXL, and still buy a small or medium, because leggings – THEY STRETCH – only for their whole ass to be exposed while walking down the street ass out – in denial…and when they hit the gym like that and do squats, really testing the integrity of the leggings, that hold on by the fucking thread, in ways they weren’t designed to do….magic happens, if staring at fat ass is magic to you.

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2018

27

Feb

Couple Have Sex with Blinds Open and Other Videos of the Day

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TOPLESS CHICK FIGHT

Dude Facebook Lives his Murder

Siberians in their underwear..

Dude Fucking a Motorcycle

RACIST BAR EMPLOYEE…

Bike Got the WObbles

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2018

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should post the stepLINKS in the morning…

I was planning on spending my day looking for girls in MINI SKIRTS because it’s not frozen here anymore, I mean it’s still frozen, but it’s not THAT frozen…but as it turns out, leaving the house is too much effort and there are too many disgusting things out there, so maybe I’ll just focus on continuing my Hibernation throughout the summer…until my premature death from what I assume will be some kind of cancer or hard disease, but not before I get my feet amputated from Diabetes.

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

Youtuber Gives his 3,000,000th Subscriber 3,000,0000 pennies
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Motorbike VS Semi Truck
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Some Reality Star Showing Off her Body
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Some Fake Black Instagram Girl Gets Arrested Erotica
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Jerry Springing Dude Gets a DUI
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Some Poker Player Pets 42,000 BritishPOunds on a Roulette Spin
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MAKE GIRLS CUM
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Taylor Swifts Fans Hate DUa Lipa
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Dog VS Doggy Door
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2018

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t jerk off, that’s for gay dudes who like touching dicks….so all you jerking off creeps are homos…you just don’t realize it.

I’m also impotent, but the not gay is a better excuse for why I’m not masturbating all day…which since I don’t have a job is a very probably thing for someone in my position of sitting around all day scrolling instagram sluts….where as IMPOTENT…sounds so broken, defeated, done and PATHETIC…all things I identify as being…but calling jerking off gay cuz you like touching dick makes me laugh more…knowing that anyone on this site is about to jerk off because I make pop culture news dirty.

Here are some links…

Britney Spears Has a Rockin’ Body
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Bikini Slut in Miami
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Kevin Smith Not Dead
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Jessica Chastain to Play IT in the IT Sequel
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Car Accident of the Day
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High Person vs Hell VS Escalator
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Shootout at the Liquor Store
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Halle Berry – Camel Toe in Leggings
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Lottie Moss – Panty Flash
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Farrah Abraham Rocking Cleavage
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Beatles Cover in the Subway
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Girl Doing Donuts in the Middle of 8 Mile
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HOMO Rapper of the DAy
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Kira Kosarin – No Panties
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Heather Locklear – Arrested
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Josh Duhamel is Fucking a Girl Now
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Weinstein Company Declares Bankruptcy To Avoid Getting Sued
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Police Sketch Fail of the Day
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BMW Race Car Driver Drives Off Cliff
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Cara Delevingne Dating Paris Jackson
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Random Chick in a Bikini on the Beach
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My Cam Girl Videos – Were a Good Time
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Aubrey Plaze Hard Nipples
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Some Anna Camp Chick Showing Cleavage…
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Sophie Turner – ELle Magazine
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Ariana Grande’s Got Bleached Hair and Looks Scary
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Kim K and her Monster Tits
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Camille Belle Cleavage Still Lives
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Dove Cameron – Whoever the Fuck That Is
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Emanuelle Chriqui and her Cleavage
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Charlotte McKinney at Some Event Showing Legs…
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Nicola Peltz – at a Fashion Show – Looking Hot…
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Some Chick Named Lindsay – NAKED
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Big Titty Dildo Ride
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Prostate Milker of the Day
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Titties By the Pool
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MILFS on Spring Break
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Big Redhead Tits – Not Maitland Ward
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
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Eve Angel – BUTTHOLE
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Arab Titty Flash
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Racist Chick of the Day
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2018

26

Feb

Kassidy Cook is the Topless Olympian of the Day

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The Winter Olympics are over….next up are the Summer Olympics in 2 years and I guess to hype that up, or to ride off the Olympic hype, in efforts to get a profile boost, this Olympian decided to leak some nudes…

The life lesson is that leaked nudes are key for all Champions…..From getting sympathy from the guise of being violated…To getting attention from people who have no idea who you are, thanks to your great tits….and getting press, attention, hype, and becoming a sex symbol, when otherwise just being an unknown…it’s brilliant….

She’s an Olympic Diver…her name is Kassidy Cook…this is her INSTAGRAM …help her boost those numbers and help her get paid…because she’s got big tits and divers don’t get paid nearly as much as NFL players…so help a girl live her life as a hot bikini / bathing suit wearing rocking fit flexible body….athlete who represents YOUR country and is one of your HEROS..the way you should.

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2018

26

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear Like Virgins Do of the Day

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Josephine Skriver posted some panty selfie, because I guess her team at Victoria’s Secret marketing who are puppet mastering her, give her explicit instructions on how to explicitly post pics of herself in explicit positions, like some kind of shameless instagram model, on with a contract worth a Million dollars a year, so not like those shameless instagram models at all, but rather someone just doing her contractually obligated social media work to get that Million dollars a year….it’s all stats…people love slutty mirror selfies…they make the voyeurism feel more authentic than some fabricated, produced shoot, even if it’s all produced…it is about the numbers…

That said…..Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube with Gay Biologist Sperm and a Lesbian’s egg, in what they pretend is them wanting a kid, but in what I think was a funded experiment in genetic modification funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand…

More interestingly, she apparently came to NYC a virgin, an her current boyfriend, who has dated models before popping her…and that in and of itself is the best Josephine Skriver fact ever.

HERE SHE IS FOR H&M SWIM – EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A VS CONTRACT GIRL – MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HOW VS CASHES IN ON H&M AD DOLLLARS

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2018

26

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bullshit Christian Ass on the Runway of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is doing the whole instagram model with rich and famous parents who help facilitate her life as a vapid idiot trying to make it in the world as a model, because models live the most fashion and luxurious life, while getting the praise of the world for being hot or like they matter….or like they are revolutionizing the industry….which feels good for the ego when you’re some empty rich kid…when really they are just a fucking lie and they only get cast to walk the Runways, because the brands get free press from the idiots posting it on their overly followed feeds…which perpetuates more idiots getting work doing legit things, robbing the job from people who deserve it, all because they have this perceived value thanks to Instagram…or from the people she hangs with that have done it before her….she’s up next…and it’s weird…

I mean it’s not weird that brands will work with idiots who post their shit to millions of people, I get that, but it is weird because the family, including her, a bunch of Jesus freak Christians, on some “Our God is an Awesome God”…shit…typical ex addict behavior…yet she whores herself on the runway ass out…weird…but not as weird as her dad, Stephen Baldwin, is business partner of the My Pillow Guy, together they produce Jesus freak content….and that alone makes her ass on the runway even more scandalous…but we all know if there was a real god, he’d strike her down for this behavior…you know, for perpetuating all that is anti-god through smut, while inflating her own celebrity…..garbage.

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