DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2018

05

Mar

Nina Agdal Dog Faced Tits of the Day

Nina Agdal is so fucking ugly….

SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY…

I do not know how this big retard looking waterheaded monster ever got noticed by Sports Illustrated, found herself a career through Sports Illustrated, unless it’s some March of Dimes, help a retard program they have for all kinds of Menial jobs…

I just know…that she can call herself a model, she can pose in pics, she can pretend to date Leo DiCaprio…but ultimately…she’s big, burly and her face…is SO FUCKING UGLY…

I have no idea why she’s getting invited places…but she’s there and she’s so fucking UGLY while doing it…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

05

Mar

Guy Carrying Jesus Statue – Fail and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Grab a Boob Game

Western Women Seduce Chinese Man

Woman Uses Child as a Weapon!

Bikini Jump

Mistress Stripped Topless

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Women fighting to work…Instead of just being 1950s housewives is crazy to me…

Find a cool husband, stay at home, make babies which you want to do anyway, do what you want throughout the day, just make sure you have dinner on the table to seemingly be a good wife, while being able to do pretty much anything you want to do throughout the day, besides making dinner….without having to WORK all day and salve away…

Sounds like a fucking dream….

In other news….Kobe Bryan won an Oscar, remember when he was a rapist in court for rape pre- #metoo movement….when no one lynched you for being a rapist and even your wife stood by you cuz some girls are crazy and out for a cash grab….while other dudes just remotely suggested of being creepers for jerking off in a hotel room to a girl who is actively in the hotel room….are blacklisted!!

Weird times…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Frances McDorman is a Crazy Person
CLICK HERE

Ambery Tamblyn VS Hasidic Jews…
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Takes Lie Detector Test for Vanity Fair
CLICK HERE

The G Spot is a Myth….
CLICK HERE

Slut Model Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Dad of the Year Making his Kid Run Home in the Rain
CLICK HERE

Failed Blonde Party Girl Dancing
CLICK HERE

Sluts on the Red Carpet
CLICK HERE

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve been seeing a lot about instagram photographers, who built their audience taking nude pics of chicks, who love shooting nude and being featured as a collaborator of these dudes, in what is a barter as no one doing it is getting paid, being ousted for being creepers…which is shocking considering they take nude pics of girls for free…the payment is in the seeing their pussy…and it got me thinking…

Not only can anyone claim that anyone is a creepy pervert over an anonymous email, potentially ruining these perverts…but sometimes rape happens 2 months after fucking a girl and ignoring her text messages…because when a girl bangs you, she thinks you owe her and you’ll like her more, when for the most part, that’s when dudes are done and move on….so they need to get all mad when you ignore…

MEANING guys like girls they can’t fuck, and put in work for the girls they can’t fuck, and when the girl gives in…they done and move on…

Not that these photographers are even FUCKING these girls, but these are girls meeting strangers from the internet and getting naked in shoots in hotel rooms at night where there is booze and that they are well aware of what they are doing…and often times getting turned on by what they are doing…because why else would they be doing it.

It’s just fucking crazy. Craziness EVERYWHERE….

THAT IS WHY I STARTED A PATREON SUPPORT ME

Here are some stepLINKS>

The Girls in Leggings Does the Hottest Booty Dance Ever
CLICK HERE

Hollywood Made a Movie About Old Ladies Reading Fifty Shades of Grey….Seriously
CLICK HERE

OJ Admitting he Killed Nicole makes me Laugh
CLICK HERE

Angela Simmons Showing off Tit
CLICK HERE

Momma June as Marilyn Monroe is Disturbing
CLICK HERE

DUDE WHO BOLTED ON THESE TITS
CLICK HERE

Elephant Tramples a Man…
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas
CLICK HERE

SEE THROUGH on the CATWALK
CLICK HERE

Electromagnetic Force Fields VS. Magnetic Cannonball
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence is the Worst…Having a Real Housewives Dinner Party
CLICK HERE

Homeless Man Inside McDonalds Getting Kicked Out
CLICK HERE

NUDE IN MEXICO
CLICK HERE

Kate Upton Tight Yoga Pants
CLICK HERE

Bonnie and Clyde Together at the Oscars
CLICK HERE

Youtuber / Uber Driver Social Experiment…
CLICK HERE

Creepy IRISH CHurch Sounds
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato’s
CLICK HERE

Slutty Gold Medal Cross Country Girl
CLICK HERE

Car Crash in Snowbank
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Rita Ora – Disgusting
CLICK HERE

Sabrina Carpenter – Cute
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow Bunk in a Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Whore of the Day
CLICK HERE

Russian Model Who has Fucked Leo Dicaprio of the Day
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato Fat Thighs in Concert
CLICK HERE

Lily Aldridge Fat Thighs in Toronto
CLICK HERE

Dakota Johnson Garbage Photoshoot of the Day
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

So Many Awesome Titties!
CLICK HERE

Monster Fat Chick Tits in the Class Room
CLICK HERE

The BEST HIKER of the DAy
CLICK HERE

Lucy Li Big Asian Tits
CLICK HERE

My Friend Kayden Kross is Producing Hipster Porn
CLICK HERE

Naked Chick Wrestling
CLICK HERE

FREE Hardcore Porno with the Best Porn Chicks !Hot Times!
CLICK HERE

Naked Babe of the Day
CLICK HERE

Slutty Leather Boot Fetish on this Glass Dildo USER
CLICK HERE

Fat Man Pisses the Bed
CLICK HERE

HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
CLICK HERE

Justine Miller – Cheesy Nude Shoot
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

02

Mar

Barbara Palvin in a Panty Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

Barbara Palvin once a patsy for the people at Victoria’s Secret to avoid a scandal involving Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber after their bullshit infomercial all you idiots buy into….

Now ousted by Victoria’s Secret for whatever reason, and really she may even still work at Victoria’s Secret, I don’t keep track of the inventory of pussy in that brothel of the sex workers they’ve hired….

STILL IN LINGERIE this time for someone else…because when you are paid a million dollars a year to get half naked…people will think you’re worth that…and that when they get you for 10k, they think it’s a deal…keep this HUNGARIAN alive..

I think I see nipple.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2018

02

Mar

Kate Upton in Leggings of the Day

No Comments »

Let’s hope that Kate Upton is pregnant, because no celebrated bikini model, no matter how big her tits, should look this fucking sloppy….

I’ve been ripping into Kate Upton for awhile…because she’s overhyped, not hot, and just a huge set of tits that aren’t even good tits, but that dudes got excited about when she was 18…but no longer 18…and totally grown into the tits…

But YOGA pants make vile asses looking good…but for some reason…that ain’t happening here…because UPTON is gross.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2018

02

Mar

Hilary Rhoda Erotic Pantyhose Campaign of the Day

No Comments »

If you got model legs, you should be marketing pantyhose, because it’s something that just makes logical sense….but not enough models are marketing pantyhose, which is upsetting pantyhose fetishists, maybe there’s not a huge market for the pantyhose market, like there was in the 80s Sears Catalogs, or maybe this kind of thing happens all the time, I am just out of the loop because I am not an official pantyhose fetishists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the things pantyhose do…or that I don’t remember the first time a girlfriend back in the era of pantyhose walked around after her shitty waitressing job in her pantyhose…the smell of feet radiating from the fabric that tightly hugged her into an erotic shape I insisted on jerking off on…

That said, Hilary Rhoda must be pretty old by now, but she’s still busting out legs..and here they are.

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda|SFW

2018

02

Mar

Allie Crandell Naked in the Desert of the Day

No Comments »

Allie Crandell is from MTV…..or was from MTV is 2008, which was 10 years ago, and makes this bitch OLD as fuck…in her early 30s which for a woman means that she might as well is dead…

BUT NOT this Allie Crandell, she’s ACTIVE ON INSTAGRAM with not really that many followers….and getting naked in the sand…because how else do you get followers…

It must suck being her, I mean back when she was 21, getting cast on MTV when MTV still mattered, only to end up 10 years older, 10 years later, not quite as relevant as all these other girls that came up after her and didn’t have an MTV show to bring them to the top…

But at least she’s getting naked about it, because she’s hot, and I like her tits, even if they are old lady tits.

Posted in:Allie Crandell

2018

02

Mar

Megan Fox Lingerie Campaign of the Day

No Comments »

Megan Fox was either made a partner in some legendary panty company out of LA, or maybe just the brand ambassador, because girl needs to feel hot and relevant, and have a legit excuse to post up lingerie pics, it’s for work people, not because the mom of three likes being jerked off to, she’s a wholesome girl, a family girl, who is likely a fucking tyrant in the bedroom, at least when David from 90210 lets her out of her cage…because you know she loved being the hot chick, and was never even that shameless about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her pussy, while I feel like I’ve seen every “celebrity” pussy…but she has been a cocktease and the cocktease continues apparently…it’s not that good, but I’m sure her fans think it is…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2018

02

Mar

Maitland Ward Naked and Wet of the Day

No Comments »

MAINLAND WARD is a hero to us all – she has inspired me to get naked for my fanbase of creepy dudes..for money because I think I’ve got the same body as her and she just made 30k over the weekend on some pervert “tip” the girl you jerk off to or feel sorry for who you follow on the internet because she was on TV once, many years ago, and has been shameless with her big tits, while not being an official sex worker….or porn star..but being one on the downlow..

She’s weird, but people clearly like her…and here she is…

There’s a video…this is from a video…yuck.

Posted in:Maitland Ward