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2018

14

Mar

Iskra Lawrence Hard Nipples of the Day

People seem to love Iskra Lawrence…dudes find her hot, women find her inspiring…I think she is a clever marketer….and can respect that…but I can’t respect fat girls making it, getting paid or being celebrated….when it is terrible and unhealthy….I think she is a clever marketer….

She was a skinny aspiring model who never made it, who was told she was too big back when she was starving herself, who decided to fill the void with baked goods that she consistently posts about on her fat power instagram that has made her a lot of money and that has inspired many fat women that it’s ok to be fat…even if it’s not. But girl needed an angle

Iskra Lawrence….and her reverse eating disorder…..slutting out….

Here are her thighs….

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2018

14

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Annoying for Vogue of the Day

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The big news, that is fake news, that is Kardashian news, which by default is just nonsense that the media likes to hype up as news, or a story, because they are click baiting, mooching off Kardashian hype for traffic and relevance, because Kardashians get noticed, and that is the only reason anyone works with them….and the fact they get attention, and convert as Kardashians, blows my mind…why would anyone want to follow their disgusting lead….

Kendall Jenner has announced, or Vogue has announced, to support this very riveting shoot, to get some hype…that she is not Gay…..did anyone think she was gay? Maybe they confusing her with her faggy father….

I think better news would be that she died….

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2018

14

Mar

Mailtland Ward and her Disgusting Sex Work Photshoot of the Day

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Mailtland Ward and her shameless clickbait is disgusting…she’s clearly got some kind of mental disorder, love for fame and attention, trying to get that audience she always wanted and had a taste of when she was a one hit wonder, back in the good years 20 years ago…

She’s evolved into a sex worker, for whatever reason, people are into it…I don’t know why, but she’s making 50k a month off her patreon for a premium snapchat where she get naked and masturbates….

We have seen her fat upper pussy, her dumpy ass, her gut, her weird scarred tits, her gross body hair, her ass sweat, and everything else about her that looks like it smells really fucking bad…like pure shit….or maybe that’s just menopause…cuz she’s old as fuck…

But that doesn’t stop her from continuing, in fact she’s accepted her place and has new life in what she’s doing and despite how humiliating it would be to any other 40 year old mom, she’s getting money out of it, and that seems to be all the motivation she needs, since she was doing it for free.

I have screenshots of her offering a guy unprotected anal sex for 1000 dollars, because her and her husband are weird CUCKOLDs….and finally she’s coming out as the fetish or sex worker she is…and it’s vile…

I am terrified of this shoot, and wish she got arrested as a sex offender, because it did happen in public…

WHO KNOWS…it’s weird…a weird fetish of a fat dumpy old lady….but it exists…and I guess she’s doing shit worthy of posting about…in her weird nerd t-shirts….for the nerds who pay her…

I do not understand

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2018

14

Mar

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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Do you get excited about Tallulah Willis….Demi Moores’ abortion that survived the 9 months in the womb because Demi’s drug addiction, plastic surgery addiction, weak genetics didn’t pull through…allowing the world to be blessed with another vapid rich kid who is trying to figure out her existence and her own personal brand in efforts to be as relevant as she can without being a blatant trust fund rich kid, coddled, spoiled, and annoying because she pretends to be some broke ass hipster…who also is an exhibitionist because that’s what feminism is…and all I can think of when seeing this is whether Ashton Kutcher, her stepdad used to give her bath time, since they were about the same age…

WHO KNOWS.

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2018

14

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…who has just released a new song and is getting pretty fucking famous…

She’s pretty famous despite having never heard of her, I am old and not on the Youtube game…why would I know her or her songs, but she’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…one of her videos has a BILLION VIEWS.

People are loving her, and she’s getting it done, even though she’s an annoying hipster, there’s something hot about her…

And that is partially based on the fact that she posts slutty bikini pics on her socially media, that’s the key to existing whether a signed musician, or just aspiring to get a free hotel stay as an “influencer”….the dream still comes true…you just gotta put your smut out there slut.

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2018

14

Mar

Bella Hadid See Through of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore a see through top out for the paparazzi because clearly she’s to top of the fashion industry and this is just style…and why she gets all the money she gets for the bullshit that is ultimately totally fucking meaningless that she does…thanks to being positioned in the right way, for the right people, to want to suck her dick…thanks to rich kids knowing how to hire people to help them with their marketing and personal brand building…

It’s ridiculous that these people exist, are celebrated, get paid, get the jobs, when they are really just garbage humans, who happen to live an expensive life….

It’s not that ridiculous that she’s wearing a sheer top…to get attention and keep the hype of her nonsense going…through slutty behavior…

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Here she is being slutty on Instagram

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2018

14

Mar

Teri Hatcher in Leggings for You Perverts of the Day

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Teri Hatcher is probably 700 years old at this point in time, but thanks to some plastic surgery and some fitness, her skeletor looking face, almost has the look of a sex worker that takes a lot of loads, which is the look all these face injected sluts are going for, and not so much of an old lady as you’d expect her to look….that’s why we call her the Hatchet face.

From being Lois Lane for you nerd perverts in the 90s, to being the weird looking sloppy skinny chick in Desperate Housewives…to now walking around in fitness gear like a desperate housewife after her kids have left to start families of their own, and who’s kids have had families of their own, on some GREAT GRANDMA that’s far from great, but that’s done up as best she can to still try and look hot…and thanks to modern medicine she’s doing better than most seniors at the home thanks to vanity, money and Hollywood living.

We’d all still fuck her…right? Right!

What a slut. Always a slut forever a slut I guess.

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2018

14

Mar

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora is the popstar who never was, but who keeps trying, from every single angle possible, and who may have finally made it now that she’s partnered up with a kid from One Direction, you know leverage the real fame, piggy back it, or let it piggy back you sexually, and eventually people will listen…

She’s been doing that tactic the whole career, thanks to her big tits, perverts paid attention and now that she has a hit song I’ve never heard…but that was part of the 50 Shades of Grey Soundtrack…she’s go more fuel in her famewhore clickbaiting….putting even more effort that maybe by 40, she’ll be considered the Next Rihanna..even though I doubt that will ever happen for her…

So when a set of tits need to stay talked about, they go out in public in what looks like lingerie, sleepwear, who the fuck knows, but it’s slutty and exhibitionism…as you’d expect.

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2018

14

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Costume of the Day

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Kirsten Stewart like all actors have no actual identity of their own, they just kind of float around trying to be whatever they can be for the people that expect them, or pay them to be something…

So she’s found comfort or support in lesbianism, in what I guess is her first time finding a place she feels comfortable or at home, and like any poser, she’s doing all she can to fill the construction boots of lesbians everywhere, to not let them down, by basically becoming a parody dyke…

It may not be Halloween, by Kristen Stewart can’t go above and beyond on her Lesbian costume, she’s rich and famous and can do whatever the fuck she wants…right..

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2018

14

Mar

Demi Lovato Nipple in Bed of the Day

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What better way to start that day – than with an emotionally unstable, rich as fuck, famous as fuck, bi polar as fuck, advocate for mental health, on commercials for the shit, when clearly she’s just a bratty celebrity and Mental Health is a matter of convenience in her whining, and spoiled brat, coddled behavior, while other people with her level of bi polar disorder have to hold down a job and make money to pay bills, and don’t have time for feeling “grey” or “moody”…unwilling to get out of bed to dance around like a monkey to her fans…

I don’t find her mental health, sexuality, or any of her other scamming attempts for attention that interesting…

I don’t find her deciding to be an instagram THOT to be that interesting…from fat chick in no make up, to fitness girl, to fat chick doing slutty…I don’t get it or its inconsistencies…I assume it’s the Bi Polar Disorder…

I don’t see her nipple in these pics, but you probably can, nerds have that ability to believe they see nipple when nippple isn’t there…and I’m only posting it because I have to…not because I want to.

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