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2018

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder if women ever think that the reason they don’t get hired for jobs is because the man running the company has a wife at home and doesn’t want some harlot trying to homewreck…so it’s easier to hire a dude for the job….not that women don’t get jobs, most women I know work…but that’s not the point..

The point is that this fight for independence, autonomy, which a lot of women already have, but think they don’t have, even Celebrities, who BARELY WORK and get paid MILLIONS, is that often times that climbing the ladder comes with seducing and fucking the boss…

Other women know how women are and they are avoiding homewrecking pre-homewrecking…by giving their man a dirty look so he knows if he hires the bitch…he’s sleeping on the couch.

Behind every man running a company, every decision maker, there’s a woman at home who made him his kid who doesn’t want sluts interfering in her shit…with her temptress opportunist ladder climbing hustle…

So if you’re a film producer, don’t hire a female director to spend late nights working with, your wife will hate it….and you don’t need that headache…if you’re hiring a lead actress, hire the cheapest one, because they are all pretty much the same…

So really this women not getting the jobs they want, the fairness they are owed, which they all have, but think they don’t have is due to other women….and not men…cuz men love being surrounded by pussy…and men don’t think women can’t get the job done…most men were raised by women and still ask their moms for advice…we’re all very aware of your capabilities…I mean I cheated off women all the time in high school…girls are smart, organized and great note takers…

It’s not a we don’t think women are capable, talented or smart…it’s that we can’t have them alone in our offices cuz of their tits, vaginas, their opportunistic ways….and our wives…

So blame women..this is women on women crime…

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Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Love of Dick, But Dick’s Dangers, Claiming She Doesn’t have and STI, But I KNOW SOMEONE Who Fucked Her Who Says She’s Got the Herp..
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Alicia Vikander Shows off Her Slut Body Like a Slut
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Terrifying Tranny Jenner Talks About His Path to Womanhood – Despite Not Being a Woman – But Being a Freak
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Upskirt of the Day
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Look at All This Amazing Stuff in the Ocean
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Naked Dude on Motorbike Through Wall
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Teri Hatcher’s House She’s Been Fucked In
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Emma Stone is Fuckign Disgusting Braless
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Marin Shkreli Goes to Prison
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Topless Disgusting Sluts on the Beach
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Pringles Sculpture
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Kim Kardsahian is Very Fat in TOkyo
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Lisa Bonet Claims Cosby had Rape Energy – But Still Cashed his Checks…
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Amazing Story of a Dog Saving his Master
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Crazy Guy at the Gym
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Hairless Cat Chirping
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The New Face / TITS of the Terminator Franchise
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Common is Single….but his Spoken Word is Still the Worst…
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Omarosa Has Fucked Trump
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Some Chick Named Tiffany in a Pink Bikini
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Gary Oldman’s Son Says his Mom is a Cunt Liar
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Chinese Roof Collapse..
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Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Katherine Heigl in a Bikini
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Slutty Daisy RIdely
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Selena Gomez is Garbage in Cosmo of the Day
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Fame WHore Blanca Blanco DOING IT
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Rosie Perez in a Red Dress
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Molly Ringwald Lives
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Katrina Law
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Madelaine Petsch Not Hot in Galore – Despite Being the Hot One from Riverdale…
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Kat Graham in a Silk Dress
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Demi Lovato is a Pig
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Jessica Alba in InStyle
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Avril Lavigne in Fuck Me Boots
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Carrie Ann Moss has Come a Lot Way from The Matrix
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Slutty Girl in White of the Day
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Drunk Chick of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Charlize Got Some Fat Tits…
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Titties Spilling Out of a Shirt
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Dumb Blonde Anal Beads in the Wrong HOLE
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Hot Chick with Big Tits Chug a Beer and Takes a Swim
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Some Chick Named Allison Parker – Sex Tape
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Fuck Bitches With Sex Toys…
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Asian Naked in Public
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Some Awesome Huge Tits
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Naked Bolt on Tits in a Sweater
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2018

09

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Monster in a Sports Bra of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of two pretty famous people, who was an aspiring model, you know who was early to instagram doing the whole beach / bikini thing, but despite the resources and the representation, never got anywhere with her modeling….while her cousin, from the more pathetic Baldwin, with a non famous mom….the Christian Baldwin…is pretty much a fucking Kardashian now…these selfies should be enough explanation…

Ireland…a broken down pick up truck of a model…so damaged but still runs…definitely not model material…but I’m sure she could find a way to get cast in horror movies..right.

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2018

09

Mar

AE Thruster is the Sex Toy of the Day

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When I first started the site, I was a lot more perverted, and I would feature a sex toy of the day, digging deep on the internet to find the most obscure and amazing things to make you or your loved once have the best orgasms of your life…like Robin Hood…I was a hero…who cared about sexual health, femininity, women having a good time exploring masturbation in an era when it was still stigmatized and deemed NAUGHTY…

Obviously, perversion has evolved across all genders, age groups, ethnicities and is the one thing the holds us all together….

So I’ve decided to bring back the SEX TOY OF THE DAY FEAUTRE…with the help of my friends at ADAM & EVE , who I have had a great relationship with for many years, they brought me to my first AVN Awards and invited me to sit at their table and drink their booze…where I hung out with Bree Olsen before she went nuts and met my lifelong friend Kayden Kross….

The SEX TOY, that you need to learn more about is the THRUSTER…a multi-function vibrator created to provide constant thrusting motions –– and the angled tip is G-spot friendly. What makes The Thruster unique is that the shaft moves up-and-down, thanks to a unique thruster motor inside.

If you’re a women, the reason you need this is obvious….

If you’re a dude, the reason YOU want to buy it for your loved ones is because you either hate banging your wife and want her to replace you, you can’t make her cum and want her to discover herself and figure it out on her own because you’re busy watching porno…or maybe you want to add spice to your relationship…and watch her bang herself while you bang her…an entry level cuckold or maybe you just want to give to to a friend because it will make them feel good, and who doesn’t like feeling good, and who doesn’t want to give the gift of feeling good….but I do not suggest gifting it to the coffee shop girl, or someone you don’t really know…in the current climate, as a man, you can’t do that…and it’s creepy…and you may get arrested….

Look at this engineering….

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2018

09

Mar

Milena Gorum Naked for Some Nude Magazine of the Day

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Milena Gorum is pretty hot for some German nudie magazine…but her name is fuckign terrible….GORUM…up on some Lord of the Rings character name, but with a little help of getting naked in a photoshoot, while being skinn, small breasted and tan in a hotel room, on bed and in bath, like every instagram shoot ever shot before the photographers got ousted for being pervert creeps….

You know these pervert dudes with cameras, because instagram made every pervert dude get a camera and figure it out to get girls naked in a “shoot” like the whole world decided to play “model/photographer” role playing, showing off their creative force, vision, talent, and art that wasn’t art but rather just getting girls naked….

Not that it was all the pervert dudes’ fault, sure they were inappropriate with some of the girls who were begging to get naked for them in for free in photoshoot for instagram…..

A shoot in a hotel or an apartment or in a bed late at night naked…..something their moms probably would have told them was a bad idea…where the lines get crossed, especially when dude ends up getting a following, and ego, and gets hit up all day…

It’s becomes his work, but also how he gets laid…

The whole thing crazy, but Milena Gorum….she’s what it’s all about….I’m into it.

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2018

09

Mar

Anya Taylor Joy is One to Look Out For of the Day

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Anya Taylor Joy is a 21 year old you may remember as the sister in The Witch, or VVitch….a few years ago, I don’t know if that shit is on Netflix but I do know that I saw it and didn’t find it scary…but nothing is as scary as my actual life…

She was born in Miami, raised in Argentina, moved to London at 6, where she became a ballet dancer, model, and now actor in Horror movies…taking over the world….as what may be the Next Jennifer Lawrence, you know the producers need that high ticket actress to inflate their budgets and I feel it could be here…so take it in..

She’s in VOUGE:

She’s at events:

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2018

09

Mar

Bella Thorne Pretends to be Clean for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s persona on social media is very different than the persona they give her as an actress starring in some bullshit fluffy crap no one should watch on TV….

There’s nothing “health” or “fitness” about this crackhead who posts DJ Booth raving videos with some weirdo hipster loser androgynous boyfriend mooch who worked his way into her feed for his own personal game by playing overly nice, instead of calculated to get followers off some famous for tits Disney Kid with PTSD from a life of abuse…

She’s trashy, sleazy, greasy, acne scarred and aggressive…shameless and annoying…but since she has a movie coming out, the people have decided to position her like this…

Reminding us that everything on the internet and in the media is nonsense…marketing to sell product or something…and all of us are idiots who buy into it..

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2018

09

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Hungry Cameltoe of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s so hungry all the time, from that emotional eating that keeps her fat despite the workout gear and the workout social media pics, that even her pussy is trying to eat her pants….to get to the all you can eat buffet…in a take in those calories from every orifice, you can’t get too much carb into you when you’re happy fat..in part because of the weird massive tits that are still big despite being cut off….hormonal like a 6 year old getting her period thanks to her parents traumatizing her….but because the fat makes a layer of protection from the world….a layer of protection her vagina may try to eat..because that fucker’s eating everything in sight…

She’s on TV, but not hot, and if you jerk off to this, you’re fucked….

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2018

09

Mar

Rita Ora Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I don’t think anything Rita Ora does or has done on her attempt to get famous, that she really put her everything into, because failure wasn’t an option…from sucking Kardashian dick, literally, to sucking Calvin Harris dick, to whoever elses dicks as she navigated her attempt to get famous, and choosing titties to get there…

No one can name one of her songs, but she exists, is on TV, invited to events, and getting paid in campaigns…while no one says “I thought she was a Rihanna impersonator”…

The whole thing is crazy, and she’s got a song on the charts now, reaffirming all she’s done, meaning she’s going to be extra fucking annoying about it.

Rita Ora’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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2018

09

Mar

Madison Beer’s Old Tranny Instagram THOT, Bootleg Kardashian Looking Mom of the Day

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I know most of you don’t know who Madison Beer is, so why would you give a fuck about her mom, but I know who Madison Beer is and I see all her provocative content that she’s been producing the last few years, even when underage, and her recent showing up in all the paparazzi pics going to hot spots with her big tits out…and I find it interesting enough to figure out who the stage parent is…

Because behind every young slut is an old weathered slut who sucked dick to get the young slut where she needed to be..

Her name is Tracie Beer, and she identified her daughter’s sex appeal…and put it on youtube like she was Bieber’s mom and I guess it worked….but since we all know that’s just an extension of herself proving herself…which means there’s a good chance she’s a old slut too..

It turns out she’s as LA bootleg Kardashian as you’d expect so take it in…