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2018

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Went to the butcher to buy bull’s testicles for my Wife on Valentine’s Day…

Turns out you need to make a special order for Bull Testicles….

So the wife isn’t getting the rotting flesh of lost masculinity I think she deserves…

Turns out it takes too much effort for that..

Happy Valentines Day you cunts.

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Nelly Under Investigation for Sex Assault in the UK
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Great Britain Athlete Vlog’s The Olympic Village
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Tyra Banks Makes SI Cover About Her
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Bianca Gascoigne in a Bikini in Cape Verde
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Girl Avoids Death
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Baby Tries First Lemon
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News Crew Catch Up with Package Theif
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Selena Gomez’s Sexy House
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Zac Efron in Harmony Korine’s new Movie is LOLZ
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Quick Little Dog
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Pimple Popping Game Weirdness
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3 Million Dot Speed Drawing is Cool
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Cam Girls of the Day
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2018

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Valentine’s Tomorrow, at least according to my computer and phone calendar that is sending me alerts that mean absolutely nothing to me. I mean, I don’t make meetings or appointments, and I sure as hell don’t celebrate valentines day…but my wife does…so I’ve been trying to craigslist her off to some pervert weirdo looking for love on Valentines day, willing to get her out of my house, and hopefully fucked so that I don’t have to do it….hopefully it pans out…I deserve this…..on Valentines Day and Everyday….maybe he’ll fall in love and she’ll finally leave me…that’s the best sound of ROMANCE to me…

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Blackness Covers SI Cover
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Nina Agdal Panty Flash for SI SWIM She Isn’t In
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Freakish Sized Boar
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Skating on Thin Ice Makes Crazy Sounds
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Kim Kardashian’s Bikini
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Roshelle in a Sheer Jumpsuit
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Sarah Silverman Huge Tits
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Nina Dobrev’s Rockin’ Cameltoe
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Fat Katy Perry Still Fucking Orlando Magic
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Arianny Celeste Trashy in a Half Naked Photoshoot
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Guy Smashes Head Through Store Window
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Founding Member of DEVO has a Great Palm Springs House
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Woman Pepper Sprays Dude and Regrets It
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Cat Follows the Road Rules
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Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland Want a Reality Show
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Chicago News Station Things Olympics are at PF Chang
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Piano HORROR Sounds
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Some Scheana Shay chick Cleavage
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Let’s Hope Ellen’s Obnoious Birthday Ends with her Dying of Old Age
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Latest Boston Dynamics Robot
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Mike Pence Thinks He Talks to Jesus
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Ariel Winter’s Thick Thighs in a Black Outfit
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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top and Short Skirt Lookin’ Hot and Busty
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Peyton Roi List – Slutty Shoot
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Beatriz Cleavage
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Demi Rose – Disgusting in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Overrated as Fuck
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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Claudia Jordan in a Pink Bikini
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Lily Rose Depp Hiding from the Paparazzi
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Jessica Biel in Leather Pants
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Kaley Cuoco Leaves Yoga Class Looking Terrifying
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Margot Robbie in Harper’s Bazaar Australia
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Awesome Busty Naked Chick Named Kattee Owen in a Storm
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Dick Flash at a Soccer Game
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Girls Pissing in Each Other’s Face – Again
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Cam Girl Puts Things in her BUTTS
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Big Tits in the Sunflowers
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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“BUSTY” FLIGHT “ATTENDaNT”
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Redhead Pussy Flash
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The Cam WHore Awards
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Girl Twerking in her Friend’s Head
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Gross DILDO Use
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Asian Big Tits
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2018

13

Feb

Sports Illustrated Nonsense of the Day

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Why would a sports magazine encourage fat chicks to be fat? They should focus on Athletes, fat is unhealthy as fuck….it would make more sense to go body positive with chicks in shape, not fucking pig women with their guts hanging out…

I don’t need to see chicks who look like me in bikinis….

Then there’s the other models they use, who we see naked all the time on their feed making these pics obsolete and silly, cuz we can see these girls naked all the time and don’t need an over hyped, brand supported, bullshit….

But here’s a preview on the bullshit because I have been posting this shit for over a decade and I won’t stop now, unless they send me lawyer letters….because I don’t evolve, but SI tried to and they seem to be failing hard at it…cuz NO ONE cares about them or their fat chicks…

I think their strategy is “If we put in fat chicks, we can sexualize hot chicks, the way we always have”….

We know they are all creeps..

Gymnast Rape Victim – Erotica – Sexualizing Herself – Weird – Empowering….

Alexis Ren – Sex Worker – in Sex Worker Poses

Allie Ayers

Anne de Paula

Big Girl Ashley Graham

Barbara Palvin

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Danielle Herrington

Ebonee Davis

Eugenie Bouchard

Hailey Clauson

Haley Kalil

Big GIrl Hunter McGrady

Brenna Huckaby

Iyonna Fairbanks

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Kate Bock

Big Girl Kate Wasley

The OG Big Girl Kate – Kate Upton

Lais Ribeiro

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Jordan

Raven Lyn

Robyn Lawley

Samantha Hoopes

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VIA SI.com

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2018

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

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2018

13

Feb

Shay Mitchell Clickbait Running Naked on the Streets of LA of the DAy

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who has had some serious success on a successful show….and became and instagram famous because that’s where the future is. Fuck TV acting, post slutty pics from travel….there’s more money in it and you can be your own boss…but really it is so fucking easy….

I’ve heard that she is some rich kid, possibly Indian, dot not feather, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…plus moving to LA…and being celebrated makes a girl entitled…

It is weird that she’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….but I guess free trips, money, and when acting dries up….she can still get paid…so not weird at all…

What is weird is that she hit 3 million on her egotistical youtube channel she VLOGs on to stay relevant and ran out into the street topless in panties…pretty slutty…and useless for her girl followers…but people probably find it clever or funny…when it’s so low level garbage…but here it is…

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2018

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted up some photoshopped, or just plastic surgery ridden, post pregnancy body – where she’s bragging about her 24 inch waist – that she likes showing off because she’s a fame whore who like to show off her very fucking weird looking body…that she likes showing off…because she’s a sex worker..

These people are terrible humans, the worst thing in modern pop culture and I don’t find anything about Kim Kardashian hot, or interesting, I just think her bragging about her 24 inch waist she got from getting the fat sucked out of her…and unfortunately her plastic surgery hasn’t resulted the same results Kanye’s mom had….DEATH.

There’s nothing magical or impressive about this. Disgusting, horrible science….

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2018

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Girl of my Nightmares of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a rumored sex worker, who uses social media to get more attention, to increase her prices, and it’s really a disgusting, display of a sloppy, old lady who was once on TV…..

The weirder thing about her, is not the person who takes her pics, like who the fuck is that guy, it’s the fact that everyone seems to fucking love her, despite her being disgusting.

Maybe it’s the “girl next door”…in her late 40s…looking like the wife you never had….I just don’t know, but seeing her pussy flashing selfies for her feed is beyond fucking weird, yet kind of awesome, even if terrifying…I mean I want everyone to flash me their pussy, only, fat, shameless, fat, whatever….I’m into it enough to look at it…but will question what the fuck is it because I’m confused by this.

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2018

13

Feb

Marisa Papen Naked of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Olympics, because I am patriotic and really into sports…but not at all, I just like trying to find a way to jerk off to international televised events that unite the world by reducing us to competitive sport…

Marisa Papen put out some Olympic themed shoot, you know snowboards and skis and naked chicks…so Euro and classy and amazing..

I don’t know if this is for the olympics, but Marisa Papen is naked…

She is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – so no longer an instagram model…but probably still on instagram because everyone is…

All she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted of anything, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and I see it as porn, but I can jerk off to anything, I am just that perverted….including fully clothed women…so why punish the ones giving us what we want, who is it hurting…the pervert kids scrolling through instagram seeing pussy, better than stealing old porn mags from the corner store…like we did…

Here she is for sport….international sport…

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2018

13

Feb

Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen, despite her plastic surgery, and her success as a celebrity wife with an obnoxious and opinionated social media channel, where people, retard people think she’s funny for whatever reason, while really she’s just a trainwreck, writing drunken ridiculousness that we hoped would end in a live broadcast suicide, but instead has resulted in a series of pregnancies, to secure her wallet fucking that she’s wallet fucked before he was officially famous, an investment or a gamble on her end, and really a shitty deal for John Legend who probably doesn’t have a pre-nup, so sticking it out with her just makes more financial sense to keep her around….but eventually he’ll crack, cuz she’s the worst kind of sex worker, because she speaks too much, and will just cut a check to make her disappear, provided she doesn’t kill herself in an alcohol post natal depression rage. FINGERS CROSSED.

All this to say, she’s so fucking gross.