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2018

05

Mar

Caroline Vreeland See Through Lingerie of the Day

Caroline Vreeland needs to close her legs, we can smell her from here….I mean…I can smell her desperation from here….

You don’t know who Caroline Vreeland is…but she’s a titty girl from LA with a dream of being a famous singer….and who for what must be a decade was the quirky weird girl posting her big fucking tits on social media…and she never got famous or a following from it.

She’s finally starting to get somewhere with the big tits, because she never gave up and followed her dreams of putting her tits out there…big, bulbous, round, basketball like tits, that I am sure fall in terrible ways and could suffocate people if used incorrectly, but when used correctly…she slowly becomes a household name…and the fashion magazines start writing about her like she actually matters…and she doesn’t but probably things she does cuz she’s been at this for a LONG time..

Here’ her tits….

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2018

05

Mar

Sommer Ray Insta Thot in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Sommer Ray must be some Florida Trash…because everything about her is legit Florida Trash, and not even good Florida Trash…just that fake tan, fake tit, hanging in the gym, wearing Neon, working as a Titty Model Florida Trash…which I guess is good Florida Trash….

I don’t know enough about Florida, but she screams Daytona Beach Spring Break in the 90s….real gutter…

I don’t know why she as 17 million followers, but that’s fucking crazy massive number, all thanks to showing off her young ass that her mother – who you can see below – and who looks like a weird Body Builder – topless with her bolt on tits – cultivated her to become…

It’s like seeing a mother daughter stripper duo, the instagram version…and reminds me of a mother daughter stripper duo I knew over a decade ago…her name was Samantha, her mom, who fucking cares, but she obviously learned her moves by a woman who had spend 30 years doing those moves making her elite…

It’s like seeing the Olympic Skier who had Skier parents with Olympic dreams…living out the family legacy….only with more half nakedness…

Magical really…why doesn’t Disney Make Stories about thsi.

VIDEO

Here is her moms tit in the closet

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2018

05

Mar

Halle Berry Queefing of the Day

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The highlight of every YOGA class that goes on in every village, town or city….is that girls everywhere who you think are farting…are actually queefing..

This is the SQUEEZE that air out of your twat for the room of other women to relate to and possibly giggle too…since there’s nothing not hilarious about a QUEEF…

There is no way this is not a Queef…

Here she is on the red carpet

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2018

05

Mar

Adriana Lima’s Weird Nipple Dress of the Day

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Adriana Lima is still not dead….even though she’s old enough…and should figuratively be dead, at least in her modeling career, yet she still manages to exist as a bikini and lingerie model and gets invited to very important high profile events because the world doesn’t view her as the sex working whore that the Church would condemn, the Church she pretends to be a part of, but no evil mongering, heathen who whores herself for decades in exchange for money can actually be of the Church…I SEE YOU LIMA…I SEE YOU AND YOUR LIES…

Point being…her nipples look like they may be exposed…as they should be…because she’s getting on in years and that’s how you squeeze out a few months…

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2018

05

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Greasy Tits of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is such a garbage human that I like to think her and her family is regressing all that the feminists have done over the decades of progressiveness, by deciding with her parents to tab into a new market for the family of trash, as a model that they basically cultivated and made happen with their influence on social media to make it happen…

But the reality is that she wanted to take her position and get paid to be celebrated in photoshoots for being a “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….and obviously get paid for it…which I can’t think of anything more vapid and disgusting and even lazy…

It’s like DO SOMETHING of substance with your fucking life, make a difference, save Puerto Rico….

The fact that the world celebrates people like this is fucking irresponsible….this is the real issue at hand not the #MeToo movement of dudes being creeps to girls who like being around creepy dudes..

The fact that this is the leader or the inspiration to the youth…is fucking nuts…crazier than any other issue at hand…

#FACT

What the fuck does this trash have anything to do with the OSCARS…

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2018

05

Mar

Lea Michele Gets Top Surgery of the Day

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Lea Michele has a boyfriend now, who I guess is a homosexual, because she was rumored to be born with testicles, unless he’s just progressive and accepts trannies for being the women they pretend to be in their everyday life, you know humor the dude because that’s what the world does…instead of saying “hey’ you’re not officially a woman, you just pretend to be one, like a bad SNL skit, just accept that you’re a tranny”…

I don’t know where Lea Michele got her tits from, but I know that thanks to her boyfriend’s attention, she’s busting them out every chance she can, you know to continue the storyline that she’s not a trans…

BUT I KNOW PECKS WHEN I SEE THEM….

Not to mention she’s at some Homosexual Elton John AIDS Event, which is probably the hottest ticket in town for a Transgender in a homosexual relationship…

But the sick thing in all this is that some of you perverts like this..

OH

And there is NIPPLE

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2018

05

Mar

I Guess I Have to Do an Oscar Post of the Day

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I don’t believe in the Oscars as a legitimate award shows, I’ve always felt it was just a masturbatory experience celebrating the movies that paid the Oscars the most money, and positioning it as an award or benchmark for these hollywood people to strive for, even though they all just care about money…and living the good life…and are hardly representative of what I would think an “artist” is…because it’s a business and these vapid idiots just cash the fuck in…

I did watch a few minutes of the Oscars while eating out some hot under 30 on her couch…OSCAR PARTY and what I pulled from it was a lot of people capitalizing on some media hyped issues, some people nominated to appease people, Jimmy Kimmel not being funny, Emma Stone being rude, and one of the Ringling Brother’s circus elephants singing and dancing….and I can’t really remember anything else worth mentioning….other than where was everyone’s black dresses…conforming their outfit choices fo a cause…standing together as women….

There were some sluts at the oscars…and here’s some of the stand out performances…that we like to reduce to their physical appearances because so do they…otherwise why would they dress up like this…

Margot Robbie – Big and Overrated – Thank God She Didn’t Win…

Salma Hayek Big Sex Assaulted Tits

Eiza Gonzalez Whoever That is – in Some Cheesy Maimi Looking Dress with them Big Tits..

Abbie Cornish…Lookin’ Like She’s More into HAM than Hen…

Blanca Blanco – Who the Fuck is that?

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Who Invited Maria Menounos?

Who Invited Lindsey Vonn…probably one of the black guys she fucks…

Emma Stone is Not Hot in her Blazer and Mangled Face…

Samara Weaving from Australia…

Saoirse Ronan

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Gal Gadot the Israeli Spy

Jennifer Lawrence Hopefully Losing her Mind…

Kelly Ripa Hugging a Sexual Predator….

Olivia Wilde – Whoever That Is…

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2018

05

Mar

Katharine McPhee in Nude of the Day

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Katharine McPhee, the American Idol I don’t think won American Idol…is dating a 75 year old man – because she’s got some deep rooted issues…like wanting to be famous so hard she did a reality show….and she clearly likes money over youth, likes daddies who are the top of the music industry because they’ve been in the music industry since music was fucking invented….because they have power…and she lets them up inside her mangled cunt that we have all seen in her leaked nudes…post labiaplasty surgery – that was ultimately very fucking scabbed and disgusting..

Something that David Foster, who puts his dick that likely has an implant pump up into it, and doesn’t care…because he really fucking old and young pussy, even after surgery for having excess lip, is more exciting that old pussy that birthed Brody Jenner or the HADID sisters….

Sure he is really fucking rich from making 50 years or more of HITS….and could have anyone, but is drawn to this…and that’s about all I have to say about that…

Here she is with her sugar daddy….we think….

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2018

05

Mar

Josephine Skriver Posts Her Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day

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I find it interesting that a model who likely has a million dollar contract with the evil panty empire brand…is posting up shameless pictures of her ass in a bubble bath…like some kind of softcore porn or attention seeking instagram…

Posting your naked ass can be positioned as art if you want it to be, but it’s clearly attention seeking exhibitionism, maybe even some showing off like “I look hot, my ass looks hot”….

I guess this is how these people market themselves, she is an underwear model, but don’t try and play empowered, because this isn’t an empowering moment.

For those of you who don’t know, Skriver was created in a lab by a homo using a dyke egg probably funded from VS, so she may not know better….why they hell are you posting bare ass pics…

For those of you who don’t care that you are looking at a shameless attention seeker, trying to boost numbers like a low level basic thot…and just appreciate her bare ass…here you go..

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2018

05

Mar

Nina Agdal Dog Faced Tits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is so fucking ugly….

SHE IS SO FUCKING UGLY…

I do not know how this big retard looking waterheaded monster ever got noticed by Sports Illustrated, found herself a career through Sports Illustrated, unless it’s some March of Dimes, help a retard program they have for all kinds of Menial jobs…

I just know…that she can call herself a model, she can pose in pics, she can pretend to date Leo DiCaprio…but ultimately…she’s big, burly and her face…is SO FUCKING UGLY…

I have no idea why she’s getting invited places…but she’s there and she’s so fucking UGLY while doing it…

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