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2018

13

Feb

Sports Illustrated Nonsense of the Day

Why would a sports magazine encourage fat chicks to be fat? They should focus on Athletes, fat is unhealthy as fuck….it would make more sense to go body positive with chicks in shape, not fucking pig women with their guts hanging out…

I don’t need to see chicks who look like me in bikinis….

Then there’s the other models they use, who we see naked all the time on their feed making these pics obsolete and silly, cuz we can see these girls naked all the time and don’t need an over hyped, brand supported, bullshit….

But here’s a preview on the bullshit because I have been posting this shit for over a decade and I won’t stop now, unless they send me lawyer letters….because I don’t evolve, but SI tried to and they seem to be failing hard at it…cuz NO ONE cares about them or their fat chicks…

I think their strategy is “If we put in fat chicks, we can sexualize hot chicks, the way we always have”….

We know they are all creeps..

Gymnast Rape Victim – Erotica – Sexualizing Herself – Weird – Empowering….

Alexis Ren – Sex Worker – in Sex Worker Poses

Allie Ayers

Anne de Paula

Big Girl Ashley Graham

Barbara Palvin

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Danielle Herrington

Ebonee Davis

Eugenie Bouchard

Hailey Clauson

Haley Kalil

Big GIrl Hunter McGrady

Brenna Huckaby

Iyonna Fairbanks

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Kate Bock

Big Girl Kate Wasley

The OG Big Girl Kate – Kate Upton

Lais Ribeiro

Olivia Culpo

Olivia Jordan

Raven Lyn

Robyn Lawley

Samantha Hoopes

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VIA SI.com

Posted in:SFW|Sports Illustrated

2018

13

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – THE BIKINI BOTTOM pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use it…

It’s safe to say – all these girls are pretty shameless…and I don’t mind it.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2018

13

Feb

Shay Mitchell Clickbait Running Naked on the Streets of LA of the DAy

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who has had some serious success on a successful show….and became and instagram famous because that’s where the future is. Fuck TV acting, post slutty pics from travel….there’s more money in it and you can be your own boss…but really it is so fucking easy….

I’ve heard that she is some rich kid, possibly Indian, dot not feather, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…plus moving to LA…and being celebrated makes a girl entitled…

It is weird that she’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….but I guess free trips, money, and when acting dries up….she can still get paid…so not weird at all…

What is weird is that she hit 3 million on her egotistical youtube channel she VLOGs on to stay relevant and ran out into the street topless in panties…pretty slutty…and useless for her girl followers…but people probably find it clever or funny…when it’s so low level garbage…but here it is…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2018

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted up some photoshopped, or just plastic surgery ridden, post pregnancy body – where she’s bragging about her 24 inch waist – that she likes showing off because she’s a fame whore who like to show off her very fucking weird looking body…that she likes showing off…because she’s a sex worker..

These people are terrible humans, the worst thing in modern pop culture and I don’t find anything about Kim Kardashian hot, or interesting, I just think her bragging about her 24 inch waist she got from getting the fat sucked out of her…and unfortunately her plastic surgery hasn’t resulted the same results Kanye’s mom had….DEATH.

There’s nothing magical or impressive about this. Disgusting, horrible science….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2018

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Girl of my Nightmares of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a rumored sex worker, who uses social media to get more attention, to increase her prices, and it’s really a disgusting, display of a sloppy, old lady who was once on TV…..

The weirder thing about her, is not the person who takes her pics, like who the fuck is that guy, it’s the fact that everyone seems to fucking love her, despite her being disgusting.

Maybe it’s the “girl next door”…in her late 40s…looking like the wife you never had….I just don’t know, but seeing her pussy flashing selfies for her feed is beyond fucking weird, yet kind of awesome, even if terrifying…I mean I want everyone to flash me their pussy, only, fat, shameless, fat, whatever….I’m into it enough to look at it…but will question what the fuck is it because I’m confused by this.

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2018

13

Feb

Marisa Papen Naked of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Olympics, because I am patriotic and really into sports…but not at all, I just like trying to find a way to jerk off to international televised events that unite the world by reducing us to competitive sport…

Marisa Papen put out some Olympic themed shoot, you know snowboards and skis and naked chicks…so Euro and classy and amazing..

I don’t know if this is for the olympics, but Marisa Papen is naked…

She is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – so no longer an instagram model…but probably still on instagram because everyone is…

All she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted of anything, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and I see it as porn, but I can jerk off to anything, I am just that perverted….including fully clothed women…so why punish the ones giving us what we want, who is it hurting…the pervert kids scrolling through instagram seeing pussy, better than stealing old porn mags from the corner store…like we did…

Here she is for sport….international sport…

Posted in:Marisa Papen

2018

13

Feb

Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen, despite her plastic surgery, and her success as a celebrity wife with an obnoxious and opinionated social media channel, where people, retard people think she’s funny for whatever reason, while really she’s just a trainwreck, writing drunken ridiculousness that we hoped would end in a live broadcast suicide, but instead has resulted in a series of pregnancies, to secure her wallet fucking that she’s wallet fucked before he was officially famous, an investment or a gamble on her end, and really a shitty deal for John Legend who probably doesn’t have a pre-nup, so sticking it out with her just makes more financial sense to keep her around….but eventually he’ll crack, cuz she’s the worst kind of sex worker, because she speaks too much, and will just cut a check to make her disappear, provided she doesn’t kill herself in an alcohol post natal depression rage. FINGERS CROSSED.

All this to say, she’s so fucking gross.

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2018

13

Feb

Oral Sex in the Park and Other Videos of the DAy

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Nude Yoga

Middle Finger of the Day

Dog Sweeps Up…

Failed Teddy Bear Heist

Shooting in Texas…

Bike Thief of the Day

Girl Escapes Fire…

Wrestler’s Fatal move…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

13

Feb

Eliza Cummings in Lingerie of the Day

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Eliza Cummings….great name…it’s like a billboard that identified her biggest skill or asset….or capabilities for future investors / clients / boyfriends who are rich because when you’re a half naked girl on instagram, you find the thickest wallet you can, and you ride that dick until it’s cummings all up in you, knocking you up, so that you have guaranteed income the next 18 years…you know…you can’t keep the hot half naked instagram chick thing up forever, you need some level of security…and what better way to recruit that from social media filled with low level campaigns she’s done so that she appears to be a earner and not a mooch…right….right.

We have already seen her naked HERE

Posted in:Eliza Cummings

2018

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump if the Day

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It’s Mardi Gras and as much as I love New Orleans and the idea of drunk women flashing me their tits for beads that cost me very little to buy, or even just for the sake of flashing me their tits because girls are exhibitionists…

I have never been to a Mardi Gras celebration, and every year I think “maybe I’ll go to Mardi Gras Next Year”, but I can’t afford that shit, so instead I will just walk around this winter snowed in bullshit and ask every woman I see to flash me her tits…and when they get mad at me, I’ll show them the GOOGLE SEARCH proving today is Mardi Gras, because no one here actually gives a fuck about Mardi Gras…..but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask to see tits…

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