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2018

26

Feb

Elle Fanning Leggings Cameltoe of the Day

Elle Fanning is the Fanning that Dakota Fanning’s childhood died for…I mean or that her childhood was murdered by her family for….because it put the Fannings on the map, made connections for them, increased their profile, and guaranteed pay and work for any Fanning that comes along….Dakota sold her fucking soul to the devil so that this one could exist…

People are very into her, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time, the paparazzi follow her, she attends events, she is in the media, she gets jobs as an actress, she exists and lives her best life…

I don’t find her all that hot, but when she jacks her pants into her vagina and walks around with her youthful ass, it’s hard to not encourage her to leak some nudes, sex tapes, or other strategies people like Jennifer Lawrence used before her..because I’m left wanting more…I mean sure we see the pussy definition, but that’s hardly seeing the pussy….and that leaves me empty inside…as I like to reduce all women to their genitals, especially actors in movies getting paid a lot of money, as I truly feel they are interchangeable…because they are.

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2018

26

Feb

Jessica Alba’s Nip Slip of the Day

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This is hardly a nip slip…but apparently it’s a nip slip…pulled directly from Jessica Alba’s youtube feed, which is interesting because she’s never been topless in a movie, even though at one time she was the one girl who people wanted to see naked in a movie, the token hot chick, that didn’t matter if she could act or not, what mattered was that guys wanted to jerk off to her…so she got the job…..a celebrity she leveraged into a billion dollar brand of household mom products, because I guess her fans grew with her, got knocked up with her, and wanted to buy household products endorsed and sold by her, even if they are a lie or a scam….

Maybe Alba is reclaiming her tits, like she was Jennifer Lawrence trying to explain why she’s topless in her new movie, and making it about the leaked / hacked nudes, to get sympathy from the fact that she got off to people getting off to her tits and she actually wanted to give them more….there is NO doubt in my mind that any celebrity, who pretends they are in it for the art of pretending to be someone else, is not actually there for the guys jerking off to her, and the money, you know…

Or maybe it’s an accident…

Or maybe these aren’t her nipples, and this free the nipple shit, isn’t even nipples, but shadows….who knows what these breast feeding moms are up to….not me. I don’t have the answers.

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2018

26

Feb

Caity Lotz in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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This is an older photoshoot of Caity Lotz…I don’t know how old it is, but it’s making the rounds because I guess she posted one of the pics on her feed for attention, girls need that boost from likes when they aren’t feeling cute, so they post photoshop pics and wait for the feedback…

It’s amazing how lame it really is, I follow 7500 chicks on instagram, and their feed is legitimately just them posting pics of themselves posing, or being sexy, topless, or half naked, like some kind of softcore porn magazine, and it’s disturbing knowing that these people are scrambling to shoot hot pics of themselves…often times for no reason other than to show the world how hot they are…and I guess that applies to Caity Lotz too…

If you don’t know who Caity Lotz is, she’s on the show Arrow. I have never seen Arrow, I don’t know if it is still on TV, I just know it’s one of those nerd comic book shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shit, that people seem to like….it’s a genre I guess…

More interestingly, she was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…I mean any dancer who makes it is a stripper who never was…and this shoot is the proof she had it in her, even it it never was.

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2018

26

Feb

Maitland Ward Half Naked Monster Getting Paid of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a very disgusting old looking pile of sloppy….She’s a monster…but she’s got a huge fan base, I mean not that huge, but big enough that they feed her ego, tell her she’s hot, pay her to see her tits, and now contribute to her life, where this week she made 1000 dollars in 9 hours of whoring on instagram….which amazes me…

Partially because 1000 dollars, although a lot of money to you or me, I mean I’d love to make 1000 dollars in 9 hours for showing my tits to a bunch of VERY desperate and pathetic, likely international perverts jerking off to me…

But 1000 dollars in LA, or Hollywood, for a girl who was on a HIT show….many years ago, but still on that hit show…and instead of delving into acting, even lesbian porn in d list movie acting…she’s showing her tits on social media for dudes to throw pennies at her…

It’s a pretty sad story, which I guess make her tits more interesting…you know because of the level of sad that comes with them.

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2018

26

Feb

Briahna Gilbert Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who this Briahna Gilbert girl is, but I am going to assume that she’s Sarah Gilbert’s sister, at least based on that face, terrible….but who needs a face, when you get naked and half naked on the internet, or did, amassing 49,000 followers, to which she posts non nude pics and brags about her boyfriend and being 3 months pregnant….check it out for yourself HERE ….while I start my day looking at what I assume are her pre pregnant tits…because I don’t need the tits to be the most famous, the most beautiful, the most interesting, I just need the tits to be exposed…and this girl figured that much out more better than she figured out birth control..GOOD JOB…

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2018

26

Feb

Breast Lift of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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A Group of People Pissing on the Highway

Public Blowjob – I think this is an Old One

Asshole Kid Pissing on the Elevator

Idiot on a Motorcycle of the Day

Naked Guy in Harlem

Mother Uses Baby as Umbrella

Man Works on Sex Moves..

Smoking Kid of the Day

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2018

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a big story in Canada about a singer of a popular band swiping a girl on TINDER in one city he was at, seducing her over snapchat so she knew it was real and that she was actually talking to the lead singer of the popular band, then her shipped her to visit him in a hotel room at a nice hotel, where she claims he ass raped her and she couldn’t sit for a week, but he did ask her permission to pee on her…and instead of going to the police, she is going to the media….

So girl went to meet some celebrity who she never met, and swiped on TINDER, in a hotel room….in a different city….obviously it was to hook up…and was shocked to see he was a scumbag….but if he was an ass rapist, why would he ask permission to pee on her…I DON’T GET HIS RAPIST LOGIC…

I am not saying she wasn’t ASS RAPED, I am just saying…girls….DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN POSITIONS WHERE YOU CAN GET ASS RAPED…and when someone is about to ASS rape you…RUN out of the hotel room, scream, call the front desk…I mean there are ways to prevent this…and find a way for you and all women after you to sit comfortably by not having random hotel room encounters with famous people…like groupies…

The world is really full of fucking retards..

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Kylie Jenner Breaks Snapchat
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More on the Bikini Barista Who Got Attempted Raped
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Jennifer Lawrence Dropped Out of Middle School
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Gold Medal Curling Team Singing Karaoke
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How Curling Stones are Made – Exciting
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Pranking Co-Worker When He’s Taking a Shit
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Falling Rock Almost Takes Out Cars…
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Recovery Team – Massive Fail
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Bar Fight of the Day
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Squirrel on the Snowboard Run
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John Cena Threatens His Handicapped Fan
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My Cam Girl Videos – Were a Good Time
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2018

25

Feb

Rita Ora Photoshopped of the DAy

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Rita Ora’s finally made it, I mean at least that’s the direction it seems her career is finally taking, after years of trying every fucking angle possible, including but not limited to fucking a Kardashian to get into the American mainstream….back when she wanted to be the next Rihanna, probably 10 years ago at this point…but thrown roadblock after roadblock, mainly that she really wasn’t a compelling celebrity, but a bootleg try hard, scrambling hard….with only one thing consistent…and that is her big tits….and I guess her always being around, at all the events, talked about, mooching…

Well, she got a job as a back up singer for some One Direction kid for a 50 Shades of Grey song, because they knew she had a following and it could help promote the song on social media, as it’s not about the most talented, just the loudest, proven by every instagram whore making her millions of dollars…

And that song…probably because 50 Shades of Grey is behind it, and mainly because a One Direction guy is behind it, has hit number 1 on the GERMAN charts, like she was David Hasselhoff or some SCAT porn, and I’m sure that’s exciting for a girl who has wanted nothing more than this her entire life…and what better way to celebrate that some fetish pic.

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2018

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The new hot spot to pick up the babes is the bank…at the tellers…not because you’ll find the hot chicks there….the hot chicks are smart enough to be modern and use the ATMs, while the people who don’t like the ATMs, are either people who don’t have the 20 dollar minimum to withdrawal, or old ladies with lots of money who don’t like technology, both are good for your needs….because the broke ass one needs money, the old ass one is likely a widow and could probably use some help because she’s lonely, and in both easy pussy with tons of potential upside…so don’t let modern innovation take away your chances at mooching like you’re K-Fed…or taking advantage like the captain of industry you could have been if you weren’t so lazy…go to the bank…..literally and figuratively….or just drink yourself into a stupor and don’t leave your couch because there’s nothing for you out there and the next 48 hours you can finely be the person you want to be, unshowered and staring at the wall blasted out of your mind….

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Fat Demi Lovato Deletes Fat Pics…
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AnnaLynne McCord in a Tight Dress…
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K-Fed is After Britney’s Spears’ Money…
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Ordering Everything at McDonalds
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Pussy Rapper of the DAy
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IAMDDB Braless….
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Kaitlyn Bristowe Cameltoe…
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Whoopi VS Monique – BLACK ON BLACK RICH PEOPLE CRIMES…
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Car Chase of the Day
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Bella Hadid See Through Tits…
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What People Say Around the World when People Sneeze –
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Rat Cow Naked….
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Janelle Monae Grinding On Tessa Thompson…
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Sarah Hyland Nipple on Snapchat…
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Bison in Car…..
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Daily Show Host Chick Hosting White House Correspondents Dinner…
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Bill Gates is a Good Time, Ellen is the Worst
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Connor McGregor’s Never Going to UFC again….
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Bella Thorne’s Hot Body in Underwear…
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Car Chase of the Day
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Instant Justice…
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Golden Retriever of the Day
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Weinstein VS Jennifer Lawrence..
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Naomi Watts Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Ass
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Maisie Williams in Heels Looking Slutty
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Malin Ackerman – Photoshoot
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Paris Jackson Pumping Gas thanks to Daddy’s Pedo Money
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Slutty Victoria’s Secret Model
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Garbage Famewhore Being SLutty of the Day
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Brec Bassinger Stomach…
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Alicia Keys Kayaking
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Madison Beer – Crop Top
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Baby Spice at an Event – Old…
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Olivia Munn – New Face…
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Nadine Coyle Slutty Dress,
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Naomi Watts Old Lady Cleavage
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Psycho Window Washer…
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Jelena Jensen Big TITS AND GREEN HAIR
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Girl With Awesome Tits…Playing with Awesome Tits…
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Blowjob FAIL
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Hot Pussy Flash of the DAy
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Some Bitch Named Traci Danee Big Tits…
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Hot Naked Chick in the Studio…
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DOUBLE BEEJ…
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Lesbian DUNGEON!!!
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Missy Tarrington in Little Panties..
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2018

23

Feb

Selena Gomez Ass in Jamaica of the Day

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Selena Gomez busted out her fat dumpy ass at Bieber’s dad’s Jamaican wedding…because she keeps running back to Bieber’s cock like some kind of emotionally stunted, pathetic, weak bitch with no soul…easy to manipulate because she’s so fragile…but who cares about her in and out of rehab, poor little rich girl, we can’t feel sorry for you….

We’re more interested in her new tits and now sloppy ass on her midget body….that is possibly pregnant, like the good Christians these idiots are, or maybe just getting fat now that she’s got a functional Kidney, or maybe lazy, because she knows she’s got a terminal disease and is about to die…

I don’t know why she’s as famous as she is, but it’s boring, especially when paparazzi pics look like this…we need more shamelessness and attention seeking..she’s just too famous to bother putting effort it…release the Bieber sex tape like you’re Kim Kardashian and Ray J…make some porno noise already….because I haven’t seen Selena Gomez pussy yet, and that’s against the trends of young starlets this era….since we’ve seen all their cunts at least once at this point…

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