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2018

23

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pregnant for the 10th time in a year, so these pictures are likely from the 5 minutes she wasn’t pregnant, and they are of her in pictures you’ve likely seen before, because every single VS shoot looks like this, but that involve a 30 year old mom model from South Africa working on her future retirement plan by launching an instagram bikini line for her fans, like she is a bikini expert, and this is the natural brand extension as she gets too old to carry this model thing….all the instagrammers are doing it.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

23

Feb

Drone Over Nude Beach and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Penalized for Peeing on Subway Platform

Cow DUNG Explosion

Pedestrian of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of life’s greatest joys when waking up early, even though you went to bed drunk very late, but you’re forced to get up because your only friend and life partner, your PUG wants to go out for a shit, and you feel guilty knowing you didn’t take him out before bed because you were drunk…is not feeling productive with an early rise, or appreciating the beauty of the sunset, or watching the joggers starting their day right….it’s the walk of shamers…

Maybe it’s where I live, but thursday night drinking is common, and Friday morning before work hustling home to get showered and changed so that your co-workers don’t think your a cum soaked, sticky slut…is fucking MAGIC and we like magic.

Here are some steplINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence is an Exhibitionist Slut
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Nikki Lund in a Bikini with her Hard Nipples
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Lane Change Without Checkign Blindspot
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Rapper You’ve Never Heard of has Fight in LA
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Lisa Marie Presley Suing Manager
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Andy Dick had a Meltdown cuz he’s ANGRY DICK
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Bill Gates Guessing Grocery Store Prices…
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Jet Taking Off
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Quincy Jones APology
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!!
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2018

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about this #metoo movement, is that every single woman I randomly meet in bars, or really anywhere, feels empowered to tell me detailed recounts of all the times they’ve been raped…and how disgusting men are…stories that make it hard to say “so are you gonna suck my dick in the bathroom or not”…until realizing that they are just rape fetishists getting themselves turned on for you to pay them to suck your dick…I mean the kinds of girls I talk to are affordable hookers, what do you expect…

The world is weird…

Here are some stepLINKS

Jane Seymour Posed for Playboy
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Jennifer Lawrence Defends Being a Slut
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Ana Braga Big Tits….
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Teen Mom Farrah is Suing MTV for PORN SHAMING her
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Loud Sex Sounds Live Broadcast Troll
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Elle Fanning Terrifies Me
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12 Year Old Fights Off Iphone Thief
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Pandas Official Trailer…
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Brendan Fraser – Rape Victim
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Big Black Nips…
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Alex Daddario Big Tits….
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Meghan Markle Sent Anthrax
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Making a Star Wars High Chair is one of the Lamest Things You Can Do
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Idiots Put Phone Next to Open Running Microwave
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Jennifer Aniston is Depressing
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Detroit Pot Holes are Next Level
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Rachel McAdams is Seven Months Pregnant
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Hailey Baldwin Slutty Christian
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Stars Who Support Florida
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19 Year Old Destroys Super Fighter
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Sarah Hyland – Gym Rat
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Em Rat Cow Big Tits
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Sarah Hyland Candies
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Charli XCX Ugly without the Tits Out
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Ireland Baldwin in Shorts Looking Like Shit While her Friends are Living Life…
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Hailey Baldwin Monster at the BRIT Awards
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Jessica Biel is Disgusting
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Cuban Slut Camilla Cabello at the BRITS
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Romee Strijid at an Event
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VS Models in Store Doing an Appearance
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Cheryl Cole at the BRITS
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Dua Lipa – New Star – At Brits – Showing Links..
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Heather Graham in a White Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hot Amateur Pussy…
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Dirty Girls Do Lesbian Porn in Walmart
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K-Pop Pussy Flash in Short Shorts
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Two Girls with Huge Tits
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Hot Naked Blonde Chick
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FREE Hardcore Porno with the Best Porn Chicks !Hot Times!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Julri Waters Awesome Tits
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Two Hot Naked Chicks Together
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!!
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Drug Mule in Training
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Huge Clit masturbation
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Lame Chick Lifts Dress
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Cam Girl and her Tits
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Big Clit Masturbation
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MAKE HER CUM!!
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2018

22

Feb

Jane Seymour Does Playboy of the Day

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Either Playboy knows their demographic, or just how old and outdated they are, or Jane Seymour, DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN, who is pushing 70 years old, has some pull at the magazine and figured she could use it for one last publicity stunt before she strokes out and ends up in a home like other 70 year olds….

I don’t think people wanted to see Jane Seymour in Playboy even at her peak of a career, I mean she was never a hot ticket item, even if in her elderly golden years she’s got some tits…

Tits she’s decided to not pull out, despite this being Playboy, who have clearly lost touch…because at least get naked woman..

Jane Seymour? Playboy? What a weird fucking thing…what a weird casting choice…who fucking cares about Jane Seymour….I mean other than Playboy fans in their 70s I guess.

Posted in:Jane Seymour|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Katherine Heigl Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Katherine Heigl has a taste of getting naked on social media, something she posted the other day, you know dabbling in trying to be a sex object…and clearly loving it…because she’s posted more.

I think and have always thought that she’s pretty fucking bunk, she’s pretty fucking old, even when she was at her peak of movies and TV, I was like “who’s this 50 year old fat chick”….

I am surprised anyone would really care that she’s putting out SMUT, shameless selfies like a teen girl, but then I remember what we are dealing with, a world of fucking perverts, and I don’t really care to see her naked…but I guess people do, and she’s loving the cocktease…women…are ridiculous.

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

22

Feb

SI Swim Gone Porno with their Instagram Starring Samantha Hoopes Nipples of the Day

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Here is some sports illustrated breaking all the rules of Instagram by posting up some nipples, something that should get their account deleted but won’t because they are a big company with influence, while us small guys get called Porno.

This is some corporate sponsored through advertising shoot, that pretends to be women empowering, when the audience is all dudes and we know is a tits get hits, even Samantha Hoopes bolt on tits…. because male audience following soft core porn accounts from sports magazines support freeing the nipple… its the pics We jerked off to back when SI swim was relevant….but at least they are trying cuz I am a nipple activist too and always have been….and support nipples on all tits, bolt on or Otherwise…because I am progressive like that..

I just hate that advertisers run ads on their nipples and not mine, it’s hypocrisy that is getting in the way of me buying a private jet..or even lunch…blogging doesn’t PAY.

TO SEE MORE Samantha Hoopes BOLT ONS IN A Bikini – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes|SI Swimsuit

2018

22

Feb

Pixie Lott Pussy Flash at the BRITS of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

This is the Highlight of the BRITS…Pixie Lott, the hipster pop act, who flashed her panties filled with stray pubic hair, because she’s a hipster and hipster bush is trendy and I love it, I am a huge ambassador for bush, I’ve been anti bald pussy forever, as much as I’ve wanted to be a bikini waxer since I found out it was a job, and I’ve hounded girl’s I’ve met who are waxers, but that’s just cuz I like looking at pussy, and manhandling it for stupid unrealistic pervert trends like making it bald, when going natural is far sexier…I have written about it before, check the archives…I don’t feel like repeating myseling..

POINT being….whatever this is…is perfection…

CLOSER LOOK….

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2018

22

Feb

Gigi and Bella Hadid Nipples for Fashion of the Day

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Seeing GIGI and BELLA HADID tits for some fashion week fashion show bullshit for a brand I assume they suck up to, want to be a part of, or whatever is hilarious to me…

It’s obviously like watching any rich kid who has paid to participate in something along with the professionals to feel as though they actually have it going on and are said professional…You know when a rich kid hires a pro athlete as a personal trainer, or a rich kid pays a company to let them work for them in the marketing or the design department, even if they have no business being there since it’s not their dad’s business, I am struggling to find examples of rich kids paying to have jobs, but I guess there’s a rich kid who wants to act, getting cast in movies her dad throws money at…where the is rich kids, with a model sugar baby money loving mom, and a pervert creeper dad who sexually assaults models, dialed into that scene, both on reality shows, deciding that they can exploit their kids like they’ve exploited themselves, and make them models, with some PR marketing help and paying off the right people…

This is two girls with jacked up faces, trying to be Jenners, thanks to a family of egos…both look 40, both showing tit, both ugly hairy things who got a good stylist and managed to exist in this retard world of “promote anything popular” even if it sucks dick figuratively and literally..

With that, they’ve brought out their tits..both of them…same day…trying to generate some buzz clearly.

Gigi’s nipples made an encore appearance here:

Here are her sister’s tits

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid

2018

22

Feb

IAMDDB See Through Outfit of the Day

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The BRIT awards happened, which I guess is another award show that no one cares about except maybe the people nominated and the people using the red carpet to draw some media attention to themselves, in what is a “let’s celebrate people who are already celebrated, by putting them up against each other, despite all being winners, to give a sense of challenge, or a benchmark or goal to reach, even if it doesn’t actually matters, but it helps massage their egos”….you know typical marketing hype to sell ads and get “important” people together for a night of bullshit..

Her name is IAMDDB, which I guess is not IMDB, but with the way she’s working it she’s more important than IMDB….because IMDB has never shown me it’s irrelevant tits..

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