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2018

26

Feb

Kassidy Cook is the Topless Olympian of the Day

The Winter Olympics are over….next up are the Summer Olympics in 2 years and I guess to hype that up, or to ride off the Olympic hype, in efforts to get a profile boost, this Olympian decided to leak some nudes…

The life lesson is that leaked nudes are key for all Champions…..From getting sympathy from the guise of being violated…To getting attention from people who have no idea who you are, thanks to your great tits….and getting press, attention, hype, and becoming a sex symbol, when otherwise just being an unknown…it’s brilliant….

She’s an Olympic Diver…her name is Kassidy Cook…this is her INSTAGRAM …help her boost those numbers and help her get paid…because she’s got big tits and divers don’t get paid nearly as much as NFL players…so help a girl live her life as a hot bikini / bathing suit wearing rocking fit flexible body….athlete who represents YOUR country and is one of your HEROS..the way you should.

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2018

26

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear Like Virgins Do of the Day

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Josephine Skriver posted some panty selfie, because I guess her team at Victoria’s Secret marketing who are puppet mastering her, give her explicit instructions on how to explicitly post pics of herself in explicit positions, like some kind of shameless instagram model, on with a contract worth a Million dollars a year, so not like those shameless instagram models at all, but rather someone just doing her contractually obligated social media work to get that Million dollars a year….it’s all stats…people love slutty mirror selfies…they make the voyeurism feel more authentic than some fabricated, produced shoot, even if it’s all produced…it is about the numbers…

That said…..Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube with Gay Biologist Sperm and a Lesbian’s egg, in what they pretend is them wanting a kid, but in what I think was a funded experiment in genetic modification funded by the Victoria’s Secret brand…

More interestingly, she apparently came to NYC a virgin, an her current boyfriend, who has dated models before popping her…and that in and of itself is the best Josephine Skriver fact ever.

HERE SHE IS FOR H&M SWIM – EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A VS CONTRACT GIRL – MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HOW VS CASHES IN ON H&M AD DOLLLARS

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS: CLICK HERE

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2018

26

Feb

Hailey Baldwin’s Bullshit Christian Ass on the Runway of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is doing the whole instagram model with rich and famous parents who help facilitate her life as a vapid idiot trying to make it in the world as a model, because models live the most fashion and luxurious life, while getting the praise of the world for being hot or like they matter….or like they are revolutionizing the industry….which feels good for the ego when you’re some empty rich kid…when really they are just a fucking lie and they only get cast to walk the Runways, because the brands get free press from the idiots posting it on their overly followed feeds…which perpetuates more idiots getting work doing legit things, robbing the job from people who deserve it, all because they have this perceived value thanks to Instagram…or from the people she hangs with that have done it before her….she’s up next…and it’s weird…

I mean it’s not weird that brands will work with idiots who post their shit to millions of people, I get that, but it is weird because the family, including her, a bunch of Jesus freak Christians, on some “Our God is an Awesome God”…shit…typical ex addict behavior…yet she whores herself on the runway ass out…weird…but not as weird as her dad, Stephen Baldwin, is business partner of the My Pillow Guy, together they produce Jesus freak content….and that alone makes her ass on the runway even more scandalous…but we all know if there was a real god, he’d strike her down for this behavior…you know, for perpetuating all that is anti-god through smut, while inflating her own celebrity…..garbage.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Magdalena Frackowiak Tits in Thailand of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some ex Victoria’ Secret model in her mid 30s, who is rumored to be a cunt from Poland, because in 2010 when she signed with Victoria’s Secret, they paid her 750k and that was more than she ever thought she would make in a lifetime….so she was a bitch about it, an ego in a “looks like she made it”…..

She is getting work for other brands, in some lifestyle travel shoot with her tits out, this time in Thailand…and support this kind of comeback tour….proving she’s still got it…and I guess she does.

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2018

26

Feb

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know when Sarah Hyland decided she had tits, but when she did, she did the right thing and started putting them out there….I think it is safe to assume that she learned this on set because fame whores understand how far tits can take you…and those fame whores were Sofia Vergara, who went from zero to fetish on the hit TV show that made this Sarah Hyland, pretty much thanks to her huge tits…and I guess Sarah Hyland realizes something we all know, and that is that small tits, although not big tits, can be just as hot as big tits, because they usually come with a smaller body and hotter ass, and still have hard nipples we can fantasize about sucking on….not that I would fantasize about sucking the tits of this alien who finally figured out social media whoring….she creeps me out and looks like she’s a genetic defect….but I still appreciate this behavior.

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2018

26

Feb

Brooke Candy Terrifying of the Day

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

It seems so contrived to be “Weird” and different like she’s trying so hard to be a freak to get noticed, and that alone annoys me, if you’re a freak be a freak, don’t pretend to be one and do all these weird things to be one, when it’s all just a fucking lie….

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

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2018

26

Feb

Charli XCX Fetish Model of the Day

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Charli XCX is a bootleg Rita Ora, which is funny, since Rita Ora is a bootleg Rihanna, I mean she’s even a bootleg Rihanna impersonator, but she’s trying….which means Charli XCX is just so far down on the ladder of pop star with no hit songs, from the UK, trying to make it in America as some kind of hipster, fashion, edgy set of tits that for her first year consistently produced content of herself showing off her tits…the way any singer who doesn’t have the talent to carry her singing career would do….or should do…cuz we like them tits…

This is a fetish pic of Charli XCX self promoting some nonsense, tits out with a whip and I guess…it’s not as fun as all her previous titty work, but it’s her making some effort to continue to exist in this competitive world of sluts everywhere chasing
a limited number of EYEBALLS …

Here are some more from the archive of her tits..

Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Getting REal Fat and Fatter of the DAy

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Ariel Winter must have a hormonal issue….because she’s a fucking tank…which is funny because she posts workout videos on her social media all the time, and wears workout clothing, probably because they are the only thing she can squeeze into without accepting the fact that she’s a XXL, plus sized, a monster….

Looking at these pics of her walking, is like seeing a fat chick waddle through the grocery store….trying to buy more cake to fill the void that is in her soul from being some exploited by her family dancing monkey…or cow…that’s too fat to dance cuz the thighs rub together…

So judging Ariel Winter by her tits she’s chopped off but that grew back cuz she eats too much, alone feels wrong….We should also judge her by the fat ass

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2018

26

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger Ass for Instagram of the Day

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I thought Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I was really convinced that Nicole Scherzinger was a man…

I know TRANNIES, I have seen drag queens and trannies..at least once… in the men’s bathroom at gay bar on BEAR night…where fat hairy men get cheap drinks and being as disgusting as I am dudes wouldn’t even hit on me…which hurt a little, not cuz I want gay sex, but I know dudes will fuck anything, and I was too ugly to fuck, I was the too fat fat chick at 3 am with my tits out…rejected…and alone…but drunk…

But as it turns out the sex ring that was the Pussy Cat Dolls is likely not a tranny sex ring, and the ringleader who had a solid career, with her rock hard body….has a pussy….and a fit ass…that she’s showcasing….in leggings…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2018

26

Feb

Erika Albonetti Topless of the Day

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We don’t know who Erika Albonetti is….but she’s in a topless shoot and she has an instagram with 77k followers that you can see HERE

Her bio is that she’s 22 years old and an International Model…even though you’ve never heard of her, but you have seen her tits, because no only are they in this shoot for whatever the fuck this shoot is for, but they are also all over her instagram, but I guess as an Italian, this is like wearing a bikini top for her…

I didn’t follow her before today, but I do follow her now, because….I like her attitude….or direction…or strategy….TITS…the most Keep it Simple Stupid strategy of a chick aspiring for attention, to get noticed, to work as a model….in this competitive world…

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