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2018

20

Feb

Emma Watson Boring for Vogue Australia of the Day

The only reason I am posting these REALLY FUCKING boring pictures of Emma Watson in Vogue Australia, because she’s a high brow – fashion – celebrity….

Is because she’s got some pervert virgin loser comic loving wizard and dragon magic obsessed socially awkward live in their mom’s basement with their collection of toys still in their packaging fans….that have watched her grow up and jerked off to…because she was in that Wizard shit at a young age, something the aspergers fans probably couldn’t handle, but they waited until she turned 18 to actually get off to her (SURE THEY DID)…..and look at her now…

Still a Potter girl, always a Potter girl, but in some fashion nonsense not showing her spread asshole, making me ask “Why the fuck do we care about this shit”…and the reality is we don’t…but her fans fucking do…so this one’s for them…because I assume there’s a lot of crossover between blogs and Harry Potter fans…

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2018

20

Feb

Katherine Heigl Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Katherine Heigl posted up some instagram panty pics, like all other girls who want to flash panties…slutty…all while pretending to not be slutty but being a Giant WTF??

I look, but wonder who the fuck wanted to see this Katherine Heigl erotica disguised as weight loss progress…to make it less slutty…while being slutty even though she’s too old and bloated to be slutty…..

I guess, this is just how she made it in her career – as an empowered girl willing to get in her underwear, because she loved being stared at.

Disturbing really, but half naked celebrities are loved by all their pervert fans, fans I’ll never understand…but here’s that porno shit / shitty porno…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl|SFW

2018

20

Feb

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked…

That is not what I consider to be sexual assault, but I am a man who is not sympathetic to sexually assaulted women, typical male…to think rape is only rape and that publishing nude pics of a nude model is not rape…

She’s a rich model, with a really rich boyfriend, living the real rich life, and here’s her social media bikini hustle, because she knows as well as every girl on instagram – the half naked pics get hits and likes and follows and Victoria’s Secret contractually needs those likes and follows, otherwise they’ll find another shameless half naked whore….JUST DON’T POST HER NUDES…or she’ll target you and call you out for the DEMON misogynist you are!!!

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2018

20

Feb

Hillary Duff with a VIBE of the Day

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Hillary Duff posted some picture of her and her vibrator – because she’s a sexually liberated divorcee mom who has had at least 4 public sex partners on her social media feed, because that’s what sexually liberated women do, especially when they sturdy, high muscle volume, high testosterone, coupled with being a exploited child star, living out her family’s dreams, through Lizzy McGuire shit, sexualized by you perverts and finally giving into that, feeding you this cickbait….MASTURBATION content….

Behind every attention seeking celebrity, is a pervert who wants everyone to watch them fuck, it’s part of the way they are coded..

I never liked Hilary Duff when she was young, but old thick mom with them big squat legs, that I assume was taken by her husband’s hockey team back when she was younger, more adventurous, but doing the best she can for your erections. That’s for the STUFF / DUFF.

I WONDER IF SHE GOT IT HERE …

Here she is showing her mom tits….Good Hilary Duff….

Here’s a video of her and her cock..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2018

20

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Fitness Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Sarah Hyland at the gym, and really everywhere, because the overly famous chick has figured out her need for attention, because she was coddled hard as a kid, sucked up to in order to make her mom and her family’s dreams come true, which came true…with the hit TV show she was the weird looking thing that is growing into a sex object….or instagrammer crying for attention….because she needs attention and gets attention…it makes her feel good about herself…reaffirms…connects her with her fans…her only way to touch the outside world….cuz she’s a freaky genetically altered weirdo.

She’s into the gym….so here she is all with her stomach scar going to the gym..

Here are the workout videos:

Heres a few more shots of her tits in bras and her bunk ass

MORE OF HER….

And a Titty Grab video:

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

20

Feb

Britney Spears Doing Some Ballet in her Fancy Prison of the Day

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Britney Spears is a crazy person, and like her parents, I don’t like to forget that she’s mentally unstable, for me, it brings entertainment while laying bed jerking off to her old music videos….while for them it is to continue getting paid off by their baby girl, the song and dancer, they robbed a childhood of and threw into song and dance…and with the help of Star Search and Disney….LOOK AT THEM NOW….

They need to convince girl’s a nutcase, to maintain ownership on her…while she trains to do more shows, to make them more money, in her nice big house that is a prison..

She posted this up meme, that if you believe she has access to her social media, seems to come from a crazy place…we like that…

But we prefer her doing the splits…like some kind of nip slipping figure skater…dancer…flexible mom….with her fit mom body…nice.

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2018

20

Feb

Madonna Taking a Shit of the Day

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It is some fashion photographer named Mert Alas’ birthday, so every single famous and not so famous woman that he has taken pics of over the years are giving him a tribute on their social media, because if you don’t rape the girls you take pics of like an instagram photographer, but instead make them look good for top tier magazines, they’ll praise you…

In clicking through to his profile accidentally, I came across some Madonna taking a shit, with the hashtag #unpublished, meaning it is never seen before Madonna taking a shit, and I only find this fascinating because I am sure Madonna takes some real vile shits, I mean most shit is vile, but something about Madonna makes me think it would be real vile, but not VILE enough to not make FECAL art out of it…never too vile for that….

Posted in:Madonna|SFW

2018

20

Feb

Lindsay Lohan – Surfer of the Day

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It was a week ago today, that Lindsay Lohan announced that she is a surfer…in a one piece bathing suit…with her tits out…

I feel that is an anniversary worth celebrating.

Because Lindsay Lohan is what I like to consider my Spirit Animal….her big tits my only inspiration…her insanity…the only thing that really matters….her converting to Islam and life in Dubai…spiritually sound….just trucking through this life her parents exploited the fuck out of her for….

I’m a fan…Surfs Up!

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

20

Feb

Margot Milani Titty Shoot of the Day

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Here’s some Margot Milani …..

In case you don’t know who she is…she’s Margot Milani….someone you should PAY very close attention to…because like every instagram girl…she’s getting naked.

In important Margot Milani….besides getting naked in shoots…that are Black and White…so that’s super arty not porny….

She’sLiving in Paris, from Corsica Currently ? Bastia

FASCINATING instagram girl. So inspiring.

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2018

20

Feb

Kendall Jenner Overrated Daughter of a Tranny of the Day

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Kendall Jennner felt the need to brag about her expensive rich kid rap life, despite being an LA rich kid…while squatting at the gas station with her expensive care.

I think it’s safe to say that the only thing interesting about Kendall Jenner is that her dad is a tranny who cut his dick off recently, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t breast feed her as a baby, like that Tranny I read about in the news recently, who thanks to hormonal therapy was able to breast feed her baby, the way nature intended it..

Everything else about her, is just basic, annoying, trashy, overrated and not nearly hot enough…

I figure the Kardashians, great scammers, but I’d prefer if more than just
Blac Chyna and Kim had the sex tape …because I want to see Kendall take it up the ass in film…it’d be a good fashion look for her fashion scamming…I prefer broken rich kids, willing to really fight for their fortune, rather than just have it handed out to them…

Put some effort in mooch.

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