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2018

15

Feb

Joy Corrigan Nipples of the Day

Joy Corrigan is bold…

She’s not here to fuck around now that she’s in her 30s, despite pretending to be 23, because I remember having a conversation on the phone with her when she was just starting out, and that was over 8 years ago, and I sure as fuck wasn’t talking to a 15 year old, I was talking to an already established, ready to get famous, dating an older rich guy girl who was so desperate for fame she chatted with me…

It’s been fun seeing her rise to the top, where this is the top, of her in a sheer top at a red carpet event she worked her way into….to get that media hit, make it count, pull out the bolt on florida tits that got her this far…and the whole thing is just a perfect level of desperate…and luckily for her, she didn’t have to work at Hooters like the other florida girls…

This is making it in America.

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2018

15

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Party of the Day

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I find watching a 38 year old lingerie model, who is still a lingerie model, which is weird but with photoshop and all that, I get what the brand would keep her around, she has fans, following, owes them her career, probably took a pay cut to continue, and all that logical business analytics stuff…

But when she takes it to her instagram, promoting herself like a 20 year old aspiring bikini model, in scandalous poses, because she doesn’t know how to do anything else, I find it awkward…

This is a mother, a religious mother, from Brazil…and her whole spreading her ass for her fans to sell bikinis…is just weird to me…

Use your instagram to be a mommy blogger, I want cookie recipes, or really a little more from her than posed bikini seduction…I want to save the bikini pics for the 20 year olds…this is just too weird to appreciate…but then again, skinny model, mom or not, in a bikini, shamelessly whoring herself, cuz she makes millions a year…is fine too because…old or not…half naked is HALF naked…which is why I worked at the old folks home changing diapers and washing the tenants….

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2018

15

Feb

Kelly Bensimon Weird Tits have a Nip Slip of the Day

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Kelly Bensimon, busted out her robot / bolt on / Real Housewife reality show starring / zombie tit at whatever event she’s at…and it was what you’d expect it to be…uneventful, even terrifying…

The only interesting thing about her is that she’s the ex wife of some creeper photographer – who still shoots for those assholes at MAXIM – and who has been shooting girls since the 60s – and who at one point in time married and possibly knocked up Elle Macpherson, before life collapsing and ending up with this mess…

I mean Elle Macpherson is amazing…and is still amazing…while whatever the fuck this is…is just weird. Bootleg…Attention seeking…and the real reason she probably ended up with the guy – was because of Elle Macpherson, you know to attach herself to something that fucked something so much better than her – while being horrible…it’s good for self esteem.

Here are more nips..

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2018

15

Feb

Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day

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I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves as sex workers, in sex tapes, to polarize and make millions with…leading to a generation of retards…creating the devil Kim Kardashian, that has created three more generations of retards…the legacy on the world is evil…and for that…I hate Paris Hilton…she’s also blocked me on social media for no reason and that’s just mean…how can I comment and befriend her fans…leaving me out of her party….EVIL…

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2018

15

Feb

Black History Month Sloane Stephens Appreciation Post of the Day

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It is Black History Month, and I realize that in this time of inclusivity and everyone being so uptight while being empowered, it’s important for me to get involved by saying that I love black women, I don’t do enough posts on black women, maybe it’s because black women are racists and don’t like to fuck broke ass, obese, 50 year old mexicans, and I am bitter…..and no this isn’t from watching the Black Panther Black Power trailer too many times, this black love runs deep….a thirst I’ve had that’s never been quenched, so here is Sloane Stephens, whoever the fuck that is…looking good…YUM!

What a fucking babe….in Sports Illustrated….looking so good….I don’t know why Sports Illustrated hasn’t featured her before….

That body, I feel like the REDDIT GUY….ready to get wrestled…

I think SI put her up in their magazine, to speak to all the haters, so that they can get away with sexualizing all the sluts who like to be sexualized, and be like “what do you mean we objectify women, look at this shoot we did and PUBLISHED”…of a Goddess…

Posted in:SFW|Sloane Stephens

2018

15

Feb

Couple Passed Out on Beach After / During Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

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Horse Outruns the Train

Woman Changes Her Tune When She Realizes Flight Attendents Have Bitchy Attitudes and Power Trip You Off the Plane

Vietnamese Caught Cheating

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent my Valentines Day full of romance, by not making my Valentine have an orgasm, because I am a failure of a man….who once I bust in you…I don’t really feel like going down on you…especially since I don’t know you and want to make sure you don’t get my full name from my Drivers License, in case I knocked you up….so you can deal with that abortion / raising an illegit kid ON YOUR OWN.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Sir Owns Twerking
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Bella Hadid Gifts Paparazzi Flowers Because they Work for Her
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Harvey Weinstein’s Rape Den is For Rent
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Kanye Back on Instagram…
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Idiots Testing Bullet Proof Glass
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Claudia Jordan in a Pink Bikini
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Rescued Puma Very Cute
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Rally Crash
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Cam Girl of the Day
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2018

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess it’s Valentine’s Day – so you can go pretty much anywhere, from BAR to Grocery Store, to find all the single girls either alone or in groups, discussing how they don’t need a man, but feeling sad at their core, because lonliness or whatever, and even the biggest independent woman, like Beyonce, likes a man on Valentine’s Day, it’s scientific fact, and the same reason why anyone with a girlfriend is buying nonsense for her…girls, even the feminists, love this shit, even when they say they hate it….

SO get out there, and pull out your dick, invite them back to your hotel room and jerk off for them at 3 am, call them and jerk off on the phone to them, they’ll like it…it’s the one day you can get away with being a pervert dude…unless you’re dealing with lesbians…so be cautious…choose your desperate women wisely…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Fish Jumps Out of Tank Into Shopping Cart
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Lena Dunham Ripped Out her Woman Parts – But Can Still Reproduce
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Owen Wilson a Victim in a Deadly Crash
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A Dude is Actually Fucking Amy SCHUMER
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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Ariel WInter’s Gross Cellulite at the GYM
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Joy Corrigan Forgot her Bra
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What the Hell Are These Weirdos Up To
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42,000 Match SPHERE gets LIT
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See Through Cat Suit
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Tommy Lee Engaged to Some Vine Slut
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Scott Baio Raped a Dude
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The Dumbest Toilet Seat Prank Ever
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Electric Longboard with Baby
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Rare Stick Insect
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Floor Plans of TV SHows
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DILDO PLANTED IN SON’S CARRY ON
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Guy Smashing Head Through Glass Window
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Selena Gomez is Doing Great
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Kate Upton Falling Off a Rock Naked
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Cardi B – Pregnant Stripper
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Cam Girls of the Day
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Natalie Portman at an Event
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Lupita Tits
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Kelly Brook Lingerie…
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Camila Cabello in Some Magazine Looking Cuban
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Sluts at Fashion Week
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Shiri Appleby in Granny Panties
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Selena Gomez in Harpers
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Cheryl Blossom in Biore….
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Black Slut Dress for Ellen
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Busty in the Bath
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Lesbian Sex for Valentine’s Day
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Naked Porn Chick of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Glory Hole Problems
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Cheesy Nude Valentine’s Shoot of Some Bitch Named Britney Amber
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Butt Plug Fail
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Dildo SHower
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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Girl Gets Caught Masturbating
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2018

14

Feb

Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

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I forgot about Kelly Brook…

I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it…

Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS…

She’s pretty disgusting…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2018

14

Feb

Adriana Lima being Slutty in Brazil of the Day

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Adriana Lima, the good catholic from Brazil, is in Brazil, celebrating Mardi Gras / Carnival / or whatever this colonial, jesus shoved down the throat of the natives in the tropical countries, where white / spanish / portugese men came to steal their SUGAR and land…and kill off all the tribespeople in order to get their riches…

She’s out celebrated this Carnival with other sluts from Victoria’s Secret, in some bullshit marketing campaign, that makes me laugh, only because I remember hearing that LIMA was such a good catholic, she remained a virgin forever, despite having been jerk off material in her panties for money, like a sex worker for her ENTIRE adult life…which to me isn’t very catholic at all..

It’s amazing to me that she still sells the panties the way she does, she’s old…but at least she remains slutty…it’s important.

Lais Ribeiro and Jasmine Tookes were there too