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2017

04

Dec

Alicia Arden Nipple Slip of the Day

Alicia Arden was on Baywatch in the 90s, and now that she’s 90 and no one gives a fuck about her, she’s out there pulling out her tit…

She has an IMDB, she’s basically an extra in her 50s who was on one episode of Baywatch in the 90s…BUT IT COUNTS…

This is apparently part of her PR plan….and I figure do this for every holiday, it shows effort, all you have to do is go to the Dollar Store and is actually higher concept than Love Magazine…who I am boycotting.

She’s on the Phoebe Price, Maitland Ward, Frenchy Morgan hustle of doing themed shoots on their low level tabloid celebrity, hoping to get picked up by random low level media and it works apparently…

Old and desperate is erotic…..

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2017

04

Dec

Margot Robbie is Overrated of the Day

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Margot Robbie is one of the most hyped actresses around, and she’s fucking garbage…

In every picture of the Australian scam I see, I have to try to figure out why movie producers choose her to be in their movies, why is she getting so much work, is it because she was good at getting naked in Wolf of Wall Street, or is it because she’s a scam, who sucked a few of the right dicks, didn’t speak up about it, and continues to exist…

I mean she’s not vile, she’s fine, she’s just old, tired, weathered like most Australians….you know sun damage…and likely undeserving of any Oscars, but she will get those Oscars because this industry they call Hollywood is predictable garbage….

I don’t get why they celebrate her…and here she is at a premiere, she’s in a dress, so boring, but America like that she’s stealing their jobs.

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2017

04

Dec

Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale Hike Together of the Day

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Lea Michele and Ashley Tisdale are friends who hike together…in leggings

Which makes sense, because they are both the same person, ugly faced early stars of TV or movie song and dance that fucking sucked, now pushing 35…sitting on their fame, after they hype dwindled, trying to find their place in the world as Anna Kendrick stole their glory of song in Pitch Perfect, the only singing movie that matters…

I have no idea why I posted this…

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Lea Michele also celebrates her existence by posting slutty pics to social media in attempts to make you think she doesn’t have a cock, and I guess I prefer that to two average at best, overpaid chicks on a hike together in leggings, not even sitting on each other’s face, or having Lea Michele jerk her dick off on Tisdale..

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2017

04

Dec

Ana Braga is On Another Level of the Day

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Ana Braga is a sex worker from Brazil, who married an american, lives in Vegas and works as a stripper, despite being 50 years old….

In her spare time, she’s stolen Phoebe Price’s photographer and clickbait tactics to get in the tabloids and on the blogs, you know because some people are nostalgic and like the paparazzi pics, instead of the selfies people post of themselves…normally old people but people never the less.

I also consider her a friend of mine, she does my snapchat takeovers sometimes, she’s always been funny and nice enough, just working the system as she should be, cuz she’s not getting any younger.

These pics of her working the paparazzi, giving herself a wedgie for her hired photographer is just hilarious…and I support this behavior…everyone just trying to stand out from the crowd…attention whores everywhere….but some rise to the surface..whatever that means…

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2017

04

Dec

Amelia Hamlin Nipples of the Day

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[she’s 16, I removed the images, get out of here ya pervert]

I don’t know who Amelia Hamlin is, but I am going to assume she’s another one of Lisa Rina’s kid with George Hamlin, who are out on the prowl….trying to get attention to themselves so that they too can become instagram famous, like bootleg Bella Thorne’s…

I didn’t google her, but I sure hope she’s 18, even though I know people under 18 are dressing like this… I leave my house, and it’s fucking crazy.

Sure desexualizing of the tit, all good, it’s not pornographic or whatever, but showing the world your tit…at any age, seems a little attention seeking, intentional and tactical.

But I guess it’s the style, and it’s considered clothed, and really when people are going through puberty at 4 years old and spending their elementary years watching porn and running off with creepy teachers…a sheer top, being on trend, doesn’t have an age requirement…

It’s still wild times out there in the world…real wild.

Here’s her sister, Delilah, who is over 18, and setting a good example for her to be the 16 year old NIPPLE flasher she is…

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2017

04

Dec

Christina Aguilera’s Boring Cleavage of the Day

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It always amazes how horrible the aging process is for some people….

Especailly when thos people have all kinds of money, and thus have nothing but time to look good and funds available to make themselves look good…..

Like you expect the white trash bitch from your high school who was getting abused by her father, who ran away and worked as a stripper, developing a drug problem before finding Jesus, getting married and having 7 kids….who spends her days eating cakes and remember the banged out pussy, that even before having kids, was banged out….to look like garbage…

But Christina Aguilera was so small, tiny, fit, and seeing her walk through life like some fat black Diva at the the Casino or on the Cruise ship, freaks me out….I mean she’s not that old…why does she look like she’s pushing 50.

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2017

04

Dec

Degenerate Demi Rose Breaking a Horses Back of the Day

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The UK fucking love Demi Rose, because the UK love trashy half naked women with monster tits…

They have been the hub of trashy women with monster tits who are willing to get naked for the newspapers and I guess reality shows…and it’s always been funny to me, because on one end of the spectrum they speak so classy and refined, they are the beacon of snobby, the hub of the Royal family…the old country we were created from, oppulance and table manners but on the other, these proper people, are right trashy….the working class, all toothless and full of Potato stew….unable to really see past a set of tits…

I don’t know who or what Demi Rose, or why she’s on a horse, that she’s trying to kill with the weight of her tits, but she’s some plastic surgery ridden Kardashian looking monster and she’s in a bikini rubbing that dirty cunt on the poor horse who has no say in the matter.

She’s WEINSTEIN-ING it…CRUELTY TO ANIMALS>…

HERE IS THAT CLICKBAIT.

Demi Rose Breaking a Horses Back

Demi Rose’s Cleavage

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2017

04

Dec

Some Dancing Bitch Named Lindsay Arnold in a Bikini of the Day

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Her name is Lindsay Arnold, and apparently she’s some dancing with the stars stripper who doesn’t strip, who was trained to be a stripper who did strip, or a stripper who never was because she has morals and values, before landing a gig as a dancing vagina on TV…where she is used as clickbait for old people who watch TV…

Well now, she’s posting up half naked pics of herself and her athletic body, that is almost creepy to look at half naked due to no waistline, just hips, on some little boy shit, you’re probably into because she’s on TV….

I just see a failed stripper, exposing herself to be masturbated to, rocking a body that is a little too athletic for my liking, but high muscle mass leads to higher testosterone, which means she’s into getting her fuck on…and I guess that makes her more interesting, if you can be more interesting that fully showing off your body shamelessly like all women, clearly craving attention…pretending it’s empowering or whatever…who knows..or cares…she’s not naked…it’s like excel in all you do except fully committing to producing jerk off material you PG 13 asshole.

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2017

04

Dec

Samara Weaving Nipple Slip from 2012 of the DAy

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Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit…

She was likely on the show neighbors, before moving to America, because Australians are nomadic…and figure if they want to rock out at the top of their scene, as actors, go to base camp, head quarters, whatever….

Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California making it, even that Fat AMy from Pitch Perfect bitch…Australian…oh and Miranda Kerr the billionaire fucker….

I guess cuz Australian girls are the right level of trashy, even when not trashy, who suck dick to get ahead and don’t fucking whine about it.

That said, Samara Weaving has been around for a while, only making a name for herself in AMerica now, and rocking a nipple slip on the beach – because that’s how things happen…

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2017

04

Dec

Katy Perry Doing the Worm in a Skirt of the Day

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If you needed a reason to not want to fuck Katy Perry…and I am sure some of you do, because she is seen as being hot in some circles, circles I don’t understand or ever want to be a part of, but circles none the less…in what I guess is some kind of sex cult level master mind manipulation tactics from her team – the Illuminati…and suckers get sucked into the LIE….

This is what she looks like when she’s riding the cock…just an bulky, awkward disaster of a woman, smashing pelvis into floors…

She’s doing the demo in a little plaid skirt, and even that isn’t hot…because Katy Perry isn’t hot..

That’s about all I need to say about that….I’ve said too much…

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