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2018

02

Jan

Cara Delevingne Topless for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny…

I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit Glamour Mexico, you know try to take on the Mexican market now, because they love UK trash trying to be famous in America as an actress trolling, or networking her way to the top – which I guess is working for her cuz she’s working as an actress, I guess it doesn’t take that much talent to make it…you just sort of show up and repeat lines your fed by the guy who ired you hoping you’ll sell tickets to his show..

I don’t like when topless pics don’t have nipples in them…but by definition, she is topless.

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2018

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30…

Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in…

Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media…

She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it.

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2018

02

Jan

Jen Selter Flashes her Bare Ass Clickbait of the Day

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Jen Selter is a very very famous fitness influencer, who is only followed by women to learn about fitness tips and different workout advice, so when she posted her bare ass, something that’s an after-thought when you think of Jen Selter, as no man on the interent is following her feed strictly to see her fit, crazy, probably fake ass…it’s only women tuning in for her helpful life advice…

We can’t reduce a self starting, hard working, internet personality who mastered the art of instagram, to just being a ridiculous ass that gets exploited as often as needed to get the numbers up…

We must look at her as a life coach, who doesn’t objectify herself or her ass, and this ass flash, a MOON if you will, is just part of her motivational tactics to women, you know like a comparing vaginas or something…

Really whether she’s an ass or not, there’s something wonderful about a woman who made money using her ass, it’s empowering, exploitative maybe, clickbait maybe, bottom feeding maybe, but if you end up on top with 10s of millions of people caring about your ass…you’ll be financially well taken care of, without the need to work at a gym training fat fucks….unless they are rich fat fucks paying up…

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2018

02

Jan

Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait…

I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini…

Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird.

TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2018

02

Jan

Awkward Bikini in the Snow Dance of the Day

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It’s cold as fuck where I am and I don’t have the resources thanks to not investing all the money I never had into start-ups in 2008 like I was Ashton Kutcher, you know to get a piece of everyone’s pie, making me a billionaire..

Instead I focused on bullshit dog shit money, probably the worst money a site with the traffic I used to get could get, because I just cared about drinking…

So that now I can’t afford a nice insulated house with state of the art, or really any heating system..

Instead, I’m in a cold as fuck, damp as fuck, basement with a spaceheater than may kill us in our sleep..

What better way to celebrate winter, and the bullshit that is winter, than see some woman we don’t know awkwardly dance in a bikini for social media..

If you don’t like that’ – here’s a bikini snow angel…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2018

02

Jan

Topless Big Titty in GLitter Girl Gets Revenge on Dude Who Grabbed her Tit and Other Videos of the Day

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Fucked up Elevator Accident in CHina

Two Idiot Kids and a Fire Work

Girl Gets Blackout Drunk – Guys Feed her a Banana

Drunk Australians VS TRains

People in Croatia Getting Mangled During a New Years Day Ritual

French Police Woman Gets Stomped by a Group of People Lighting Cars on Fire on New Years Eve…Crazy

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2018

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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2018, still uneventful! It’s like I’ve been waiting my entire life for 2018 to come around and have everything miraculously change – like some devine intervention – making me believe that their is some kind of god…yet nothing..

It’s like if you want things to change or happen for you, you have to consistently work towards them, whether it’s being healthy and fit, wealthy and successful…you have to spend every single day hacking at it.

Where’s the fucking fun in that, why can’t we all just be Youtubers who went viral with one shitty video and now make 10 million or more a year….because…we’re lazy, pathetic, average at best losers…not interested in buying into the system or playing the system because the idea of actually talking to other humans, even when manipulating them to pay us…makes us sick…and I guess that in and of itself…works for me, I mean not really by any standard benchmark to measure against, but in the fact that I’m content in my inadequacies and underachieving…I’m just that dude.

Here are some LINKS

Carrie Underwood is Hiding Her Face Due to Becoming Muslim
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Frankie Muniz Had a Cool Mansion
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Maria Menounos Getting Married on Live TV was so Lame – and Awkward and Awful
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Family Does a Punjabi Dance
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Rosie Hungtington in Yoga Pants
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Energy Saving Auto Dimming Street Lights
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Get Fit – Guide
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Jessica Biel Gets Tits
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Dave Chapelle VS the Girls Vs Louis CK Clickbaiting
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Dude Passes Out Hard at a Wedding
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Creepy Cat Meowing
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Almost Killed on the Freeway
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2018

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that 2018 hasn’t lived up to the hype….

Feels just like it did in 2017…only now we all owe another year of taxes….

1 day down….12 months to go….

Here are some links…

There are new Jennifer Lawrence Nude Pics from the Nude Pic Hack that Happened Years Ago – Rocking Fuckign Body…
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Sarah Hyland Posts What Looks Like her Tit from her Illness
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CNN Host Wore Marijuana Earrings
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The Award Winning 15 Second Horror Movie
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Jessica Alba Made a Baby
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Mariah Carey Fat Ass in Fishnets Working Out – And a Detailed Report of her New Years Eve Performance Ritual…
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Chloe Goodman Cameltoe
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Girl Shoots Fireworks Out of her House
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Redneck Baby Gender Reveal
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Humans Dressed Like Sheep
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Holly Holm VS Cris Cyborg -> Highlights
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Insanely Lucky Dude VS Car Losing Control
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Ariel Winter – Braless
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Some Victoria Lee Chick’s Butt Shot
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Emma Roberts Got the Hard Nipples On
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Tourist Destroys a Lamp Post
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How Videogames Were Censored in 2017
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Zach Efron Made Michael Jackson Cry
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Silverback Gorilla Family Crossing the Road
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Throwback to Carrie Fisher’s Star Wars Audition
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Izabel Goulart Bikini
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Kid Caught Jerking Off by Mom – the Recording
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Dude Having Fun with Orangutans
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Sylvie Meis – Bikini
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Dakota Fanning Skirt
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Jessica Chastain in a Photoshoot for Elle
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Hailey Baldwin’s Wonderland Magazine Butt Shot Shoot
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Paris Jackson Skateboarding
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Blanca Blanco in a White Swimsuit
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini Round-Up
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Worst Way To Start 2018 Masturbation Video
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Naked Fat Chick of the Day
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Man Destroys Himself Using a 30 Ince Sex Toy
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Olga Kobzar Huge Naked Tits
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Peeing In Her Purse….
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Pussy on Webcam
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A Great Compilation of See Through Clothes
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Hot Fucking Titty Flashes
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Nasty Chick Masturbating
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Naked Model of the Day
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Big Titty in the Bathtub
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Big Titty in the Morning
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Hot Naked Ass in a THong / Getting Naked…
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Big Titty Boob Worship
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Sexy Snapchats
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2018

01

Jan

Selana Gomez in Cabo with Bieber and Her Future Organ Donors of the Day

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The big internet gossip is that Selena Gomez is in Cabo – and with very clever paparazzi and social media detective work – they have figured out that Bieber is there also – because Bieber and Gomez are fucking each other again – in some TRUE love lives forever even with vapid, egotistical, spoiled, entitled, rich kids exploited by their parents at a young age…growing up to be the shittiest humans around…that people for some reason worship….

I am more interested in her bikini wearing friends, who you’ve probably never heard of, but who are being harvested by Gomez for their organs “Hang with me, come to cabo, we’re bffs, I may need your liver, you will give it to be when I need it, sign this contract”…kinda of way.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

01

Jan

Rita Ora Nude on Instagram of the Day

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Rita Ora is posting some slutty posts on social media, which you probably saw on social media, because social media made the blogs irrelevant, because no one needs to hear my commentary on Rita Ora, or her tits, or how she’s been trying to get famous for many years, yet no one actually knows what she does. Is she a reality star, is she a TV show host, is she a girl who gets naked on Instagram, is she a lingerie model, why is she in America? Does she have a music career, why don’t we know any of her songs, is it thanks to her tits carrying her through all this…and will continue into 2018…

I believe that 2018 will be the year Rita Ora officially breaks through all the noise and we hear one of her songs and realize why she’s been lurking like a pervert in the bushes all these years…

Or maybe she’ll just keep posting tits…probably an easier option.

Maybe she’ll post her butt shot…