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2018

23

Jan

Katy Perry is Disgusting of the Day

Katy Perry attended some MINNIE MOUSE event, who she refers to as Minerva Mouse, because she’s just on such good terms with the secret society at Disney who basically run Hollywood, from pedophile rings to deciding which shitty puppet they will use for their propaganda…because the only explanation that Katy Perry has such a lucrative and prolific career being an ugly monster of a woman, with no good song, nothing interesting to say, no great stage presence…or talent…is she’s a pawn in some bigger picture….

That said, it was Minnie’s 90th Birthday of giving women Unrealistic body expectations, you know they have to grow up knowing they’ll never grow ears as big, and it’s too bad that it’s not Katy Perry’s 90th birthday, because the liklihood of her dying would be far greater than they are…instead, we’re going to be stuck with this fat ass cankle pile of shit and her smut for years to come thanks to her constant self promotion. Yay.

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2018

23

Jan

Sofia Richie’s Stupid Ass of the Day

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Everyone was super pumped on yesterday’s SOFIA RICHIE ass in leggings picture…and by everyone, I mean one dude, but that’s a lot for this gutter website, I mean I don’t even know why I post this shit for no one to read…but I DO…

The fact is, like most asses in leggings you’ll see, girl’s leggings are doing the majority of the work, building her out and sucking her in the right ways…she can afford the expensive most best fitting, complimenting pants around….her dad is Lionel Richie you know…and the first lesson of the tutoring session with her boyfriend Scott Kardashian, is USE THAT ASS to get noticed….

But today, she fucked up, because if you look close enough, and I AM, you’ll see this fame whore, trying to be famous for nothing more than her dad being Lional and the cock in her an old Kardashian, you’ll see a weird ball of what looks like a baseball sized cellulite ball on her ass…she’s still young, 18 or 19 year old ass, you know…that looks fine, but could be better….you know too sloppy to celebrate…but good enough…to post…

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2018

23

Jan

Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day

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Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA:

Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image.

In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model.

She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods.

STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION..

Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell.

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2018

23

Jan

Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day

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I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me.

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2018

23

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is a model from Australia who once dated Tyson Beckford, despite the world thinking he was gay, a male model who has been known to post up pics of his boner in tight underwear on his social media, a penis that likely destroyed a few pussies, in a way that forced her to continue dating the black men…and she is now engaged to a dude named DJ RUKUS, whatever the fuck that is…I don’t pay attention to things…ever.

She’s having a bachelorette party or some bullshit, where model Jasmine TOOKES attended and posted the butt shots, which is all we really care about in this story of love and romance….

It is a reminder of how hot back women are and more importantly how I’ve never had sex with a black women because I guess they are racist towards me.

Here are some pics from the social media…

Shanina Shaik the Bride to Be’s ass..because whatever…

THe other guest, look at their color coded bathing suits – so clever and tacky….but ASS!

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2018

23

Jan

Brooke Candy Naked of the Day

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Brooke Candy didn’t matter when she almost mattered and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now…

She was a gutter female rapper who was the original Iggy Azalea, you know a girl who pretends she’s a stripper, who may actually be a stripper, but who instead of stripping got a record deal and started touring…maybe because she connected with a record producer putting titties in her face, or maybe because she went viral for putting titties on the internet and producing shit songs that the retard kids like…

And now, a few years later, she’s wearing nipple tattoos, posting them, because she’s trying to be revolutionary, inspiring, inclusive, sex positive, whatever the fuck this is, all while being pretty fucking gross.

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2018

23

Jan

Bella Hadid Basic Instagram Bra Porn of the Day

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Rat Faced Bella Hadid, who is rocking out at Paris Fashion Week pretending to be an actual model and not just a girl on instagram with a large following who happens to be skinny enough to use as a model so that the brands in question get more coverage than if they just used a model with no followers….

Reminded us all that girl’s just an instagram model…being used….

And she did it with an INSTAGRAM friendly, behind the scenes, slutty video of her in a bra humping a chair like a stripper….all happy she’s fooled the world into thinking she’s hot..when she’s not…

The good news is…at least she’s not a Jenner, even if she’s pretty much as bad as a jenner…she’s not one…and we appreciate it.

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2018

23

Jan

Naked Man VS Cops in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty BBW

Weather Woman Wipes Out

Car Split in Half After Crashing into Tree

Excited Philly Eagles Fan Kisses a Pole

Old Man THinks He Can Punch Beart Trap and Pull Out Before it Snaps

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2018

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I feel like the most important thing in my life is the fact that I am pretty much unemployed…I can sit at the wall for 5 hours upon waking up…literally thinking about absolutely nothing…and feel no stress…

I get that people with websites want to be billionaires, the whole dot com come shot on the cover of Forbes…but I just have a website to pretend I am doing something….when really I am avoiding doing anything.

I learned at a young age that working is unnatural and that traveling the world is expensive…while being homeless is cold…so I just found myself a desperate woman with a disability check and a pension, whored myself out a little and here I am living rent free…all thanks to being willing to eat what I guess would be the equivalent of out of a trash can / dumpster diving if you will…

But Time…is the greatest commodity…who cares about money or adventure…or producing or being busy…running around like an asshole to make ends meet and support your family…

I’m all about the hermit life…and that is why I am bringing you the morning links….at 12:30…

I slept in because I wanted to sleep in…and I can do that everyday and that is worth more than GOLD…

The 2018 Oscar Nominees….
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Vigil for Burned Out Taco Bell…
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Ryan Reynolds is Remaking CLUE
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Greyhound Spinning in Circles of the Day
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Marky Mark is Still Screwing WOmen Out of Royalties
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Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit..
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The World’s First Underwater
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2018

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I overheard a woman talking to her friend in the grocery store about how she’s going to leave her husband because she feels that he just doesn’t like being married and I interjected with “maybe he just doesn’t like having to hide in the bathroom to jerk off to porn like some kind of teenager staying at his grandmothers house for the week” because if you ask any married dude they will say they are into the companion, the accountability to a family, even into their wife’s crazy cuz she’s a woman craxy, but the general consensus, the differentiating point, the key to a happy marriage, is the men who don’t get hassled for jerking off, when jerking off, to what they jerk off to, or where they jerk off.

If women understood that male jerking off is a stress reliever, a scratching an itch, or having a drink, or a needed mechanism to remain a man, like whining and being cunts is the innate wiring of being a woman. There would be a lot less divorces, cheating, and unhappy marriages.

That had been your Monday if you’re married advice. Because I am a relationship expert.

If you’re not married…stay that way

Oliva Munn Turns Herself into Clickbait By Posting Texts She Has with Anna Farris over Chris Pratt…
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Evangelist Showing Off his New Private Jet from Scamming
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Razzie Award Nominations of the Day
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Moriah Mills Clickbaiter Pumping Gas with her Ass Out
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Katy Perry on her Plastic Surgery
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Dude Calls Out “Social Media Influencer” for her Shameless Butt Videos – JOKES
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Snowboarding for the First Time
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The Dude Who Lives in the African Bush Protecting Rhinos
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Incest of the Day….
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Margot Robbie’s Looking Like Trash at the SAG Awards…
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Rita Ora in a Red Dress
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Uncle Immersing Himself in VR
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Dog Wants to Sled
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Julianne Moore’s Fiery and Amazing Bush in the Early 90s
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Frances McDormand Wants More Young Actors to Win Awards, Seriously It’s all The Same Pieces of Shit
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Carrie Underwoods’ Handjob Bionic Wrist
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AnnaLynne in Pink – with them Thighs
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Horse Playing in the Snow with its Stuffed Toy
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Scarlett Johnsson Vs James Franco VS Women – WHO CARES….
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Alison Brie Legs….
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Nina Dobrev Nipple!
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Matt Lauer’s Been Kicked Out of the House
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Some Dance Mom – Lost Weight in Prison
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News Anchor Keeps Laughing at Bison Story
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173 Pages of Naked Celebs in Movies
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Garbage Celebs at the SAG AWARDS…
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Kate Bosworth in a Magazine
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Sara Sampaio’s in a Magazine
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Reese Witherspoon’s Bra
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J.Lo in Concert
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Paris Jackson – Women’s Ambassador
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Hailee Steinfeld – Red Lipstick for the Perverts
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Barbara Palvin Hot in a Magazine
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Miley Cyrus in Shorts in Australia
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Lorna and the Big Tits Putting On Make-Up
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I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME HARDCORE GIRLS
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So – You Want to Marry a Squirter
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Cam Girl Takes a Shower
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TITTY FLASHER
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DILDO TESTER OF THE DAY
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Celebrity CUMPILATION is Disturbing as Fuck
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Redhead with the Big Titties On
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Happy Big TItty Camper
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NUDE in the Stairway
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