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2017

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw two horny geriatric aged people in the park making out….like teenagers…the guy was behind the woman, who looked like her ass was falling off of her in her old lady leggings..and dude kept smacking it like he was trying to bring it back to life…it was weird..but hot as weird as when he went for the pussy…

But I guess it was inspiring, reminding us all that you’re never too old to grab her by the pussy….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christmas is Cumming and So Should You Check Out Our Holiday Gift Guide
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Celebs Decorating for Christmas
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Old Lady Gaga is Doing a Vegas Residency / Drag Show
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Some Playboy TV Chick Doing some Christmas Erotica
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Kate Upton Plays Slutty Tennis
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Fireman Saves a Man – Saving his Dog on Ice
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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Braless babe of the Day
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Selena Gomez’s Mom Hates Bieber.
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Everyone Is Excited Kournikova Made a baby.
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Hit and Run Driver Gets Arrested
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Polar Bear Finds Spy Cam
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Oceans 8 – The Vagina Years – Trailer
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Marisa Papen – Naked in Venice beach
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NBC is Bringing Back The Office – Because Why Do Original Content
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Jessica Moor in a Bikini
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Dog Hates the Middle Finger
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Farrah Abraham is a Good Mom
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Expert Ping Pong Player
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Jessica Alba and Oliva Munn are Best Friends
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Throwback Brooke Burke Nude Shoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Bai Ling is Everything
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like a Crazy Person
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Madison Beer Hiding the Tits
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Charlotte McKinney on a Scooter – Hiding Tits
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Mila KUnis Eats Gelato
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Sometimes You Just Need some Alexis Texas Content
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Throwback Tuesday – Tila Tequila Sex Tape
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THE BEST SLUTS BEING SLUTS ON THE INTERNET EVER
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Lesbians Being Watched
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Naked Suicide Girl of the Day
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Japenese Squirt Challenge of the DAy
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Naked Porn Chick Named Alexis Ford
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Pornstar Georgie Lyall in some Star Wars Parody
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Naked Girl Drinking Her Juice
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Hitachi Wand on a Cam Girl
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Masturbation of the Day
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2017

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne does not exist, I mean besides to her drug dealer who is pumping her full of what I assume is Heroin or MDMA, raver shit for the broken heart…

But she does have a lot of fucking followers, is getting a lot of work, is making money – like she was still on a Disney Show…and she almost matters thanks to social media…

So to celebrate that, girl’s gotta post a damn panty shot…it’s how she knows she’s alive.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

19

Dec

Tove Lo is Naked and Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Tove Lo. She sings one popular song…she is Swedish and she likes showing her tits, usually while performing…like some kind of pervert flasher…but a woman…so it’s not rape.

If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…because this isn’t some life changing content – but you will have seen her tits…

And really, they are tits you’ve probably already seen before because she’s that kind of performer…one who understands what the fans want to see….and that is a good thing that the performers who aren’t showing there tits should learn to do….but in this era of tits everywhere, there are very few of them really who aren’t showing tit – since everyone shows their tits – so much tit – I don’t know what to do with all the tits…I already started a website for the tits and I can’t keep up with the tits…but TITS.

I don’t know what this promo is for, but it’s a good way to get people to notice you…not that they’ll remember you, and if you pretend you’re doing it for a cause that supports feminism and gender equality while giving the people tits to jerk off to….if people still jerk off to tits…IT IS A GOOD STRATEGY.

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2017

19

Dec

Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice…

She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds…

She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life…

She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird…

But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit.

I think I’m in love.

Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face…

Posted in:Alec Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin|Ireland Baldwin

2017

19

Dec

The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day

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This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells…

I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Scout Willis|Tallulah Willis

2017

19

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Model Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day

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A few months ago, I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI…

And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts.

She also talked about how important her social media following is, how she posts provocative posts because it gets her more likes and she loves likes, and that she understands no one wants to hear her whine about being a model….who gets naked…when that is her job….yet she was still doing it..

It’s like stick to the getting naked and clickbaiting on social media to grow that audience and get paid more….I checked her feed, she’s half naked always, pretty shameless, and she’s even got pics at the Instagram office, meaning she’s working with the company to step up her relevance, likes and celebrity…because ultimately…what looks like a whore, is likely a whore…that’s what my mom always told me…and she was a whore. Literally. That’s how I ended up existing!! YAY!

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

19

Dec

Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money…

Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man…

And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits….

In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!!

Posted in:Alexis Ren|Kate Upton|SFW

2017

19

Dec

Lele Pons Nipple Slip of the Day

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This is my attempt to connect with the youths, you know with the people who grew up on VINE, for the millions of people who follow Lele Pons who was at one point a Vine Star, and now just a massively followed Instagrammer / Youtuber / making that money off social media since that’s the Disney Kid of today, all these cheesy fucks making bad comedy for retard kids who get sucked into their life and groupie on them…without the involvement of the evil media empires….like Disney, execs and perverts, these fuckers do it all on their own, proving how overrated being a Disney or media exec actually is, because people can get famous without them now…and I guess that’s why they are trying to regulate the internet, they can’t lose that power, too much money at stake…

Well, apparently, this is her flashing her nipple and really..I don’t see it, but maybe you do, and maybe it’s just a reminder to not bother trying to connect with the youth, unless I meet them on tinder and they want to sit on my face…or experience weird sex practices because along with growing up on VINE they grew up on the PORNO…and are looking for thrills….

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2017

19

Dec

Sex and the City and Other Videos of the Day

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Robbed by a Naked Man….

Drug Dealer Forced Couple to Snort Cocaine

Ventilation Duct Falls on Crowd

Ravers Get Taken Out by a Metal Structure

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is not the era to go into a white themed holiday party you were invited to…and asking the host…why there are black people, asian people, and other visible people who aren’t white…

They will think you’re a racist, even if you’re just making a joke….

It is not the era to ask the girl who asked you to leave her white party, probably because you’re not white, but maybe because you made a racist joke….why she was kicking you out….since you had not Weinsteined her yet.

Everyone’s HEIGHTENED on the Paranoid kick….I guess the good news is I can’t get fired for being inapporiate, you know since I don’t have a fucking job.

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Kids Spot a Sexy Santa Sex Doll….
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Mariah Carey Freaks me Out
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History of Star Wars Holiday Special
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Gwyneth Paltrow – Slutty
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Car Carrier – Vs Parked Cars
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16 Year Old Daughter with Big Tits of the Day
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Soccer Scissor Kick Goal for the Homos
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73 Questions with P-Diddy You Don’t Care About
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Netflix Doesn’t Believe that their Stars can Rape – Everyone Boycott Netflix
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Christmas Isn’t Over Yet…..Try These Ideas…
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