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2017

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my night drinking with 75 year old women…who I assume were widows, they husband died 10 years earlier, and they were ready to pay a young guy to eat their asses for an hour, and I may not have been that young guy, they wanted nothing to do with me – because I kept making racist jokes – and it’s not the time or place to make racist jokes – it’s the weinstein era, even though I could tell they wanted to be Weinsteined, they didn’t want it from me…

What I am getting at at is that I wish I was a male escort to the ederly….it’s likely good money….and I’ll put my mouth on anything.

That said, here are the stepLINKS – better late than never – that’s what granny always told me after I came in her and she didn’t get her period…

What.

Exactly.

Kelly Rippa and her 16 Year Old Daughter’s Spanish Tits OUT
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Anna Kournikova Gave Birth to Twins
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Hailee Steinfeld – Hot in a Slut Dress – 21 and Ready to get Drunk and Roofied
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NFL in Trouble
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Sarah Sampaio Busted Face – Hard Nipples
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Alison Brie is a Monster – This is NOT a Hot Face
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Weird Bitch of the Day
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ROBOT CAR
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Slut Naked in Venice Beach
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Jason Priestly Claims He Punched Weinstein in the Face – With his Dick
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Katie Holmes Fucks Jamie Foxx in Public – They Are Both 100 – Fuck Off
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Bai Ling Poses Bolt on Tits in a one Piece
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Elle Fanning in a MAgazine
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Kaorl Got them Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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WTF is This
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Dick in Mouth…
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LIL tits
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Theatrical TITS
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Transy Whore Spread in Black Pantiees
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THE BEST SLUTS BEING SLUTS ON THE INTERNET EVER
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lesbian Stoners..
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Slutty Big Tits inthe Gym..
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Aurelia Perez and the Spread Pussy
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Sun on Nipples Fuck Off
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Fucking With Food Delivery Dude
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2017

18

Dec

Christina Aguilera Nipple Pasty for Christmas of the Day

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Christina Aguilera has been slutty since the day she was legally allowed to be slutty, maybe right after breaking free from her parent’s control as a child performer, she came out with that DIRTY album, video rolling around in mud, got the fake tits on her small frame, and overall looked pretty fucking wonderful because it was a simpler time – where we could get excited by a girl in full bottom bathing suit and chaps….now it takes so much more…and I guess X-Tina – while pushing 40…and being a mom of at least one…is bringing it back or trying to bring it back….by intentionally posting up her nipple pastie…because she wants you to see that tit.

Exhibitionism, ego, a fear of getting older and not being hot anymore…after years of being really fat…all contributed to this beautiful ART..that I feel my soul needs on this Christmas time of year.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel on the Beach in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was popping her booty out on the beach, because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and her existence is posing in a bikini, making her booty pop, but something’s weird about the stomach, I guess she never put that IUD back in and has been taking the loads, pregnant a second time in a year…like most women you hire, just abusing the Maternity Leave, or maybe she just ate a big lunch…

SO MANY VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK ABOUT SWANEPOEL…a woman who barely fucking matters, but I guess matters to Victoria’s Secret because it’s the only job she’s ever really had…she looks good enough for me…for a mom….I mean…most moms in thong bathing suits are terrifying…hell most 30 year olds in thong bathing suits are terrifying, their asses and hormones all out of sync….with their uteruses begging to be impregnated…so whatever this is…it’s done good…I mean if being hot in a bikini is all that you need to be considered “good”…which to me is all you need….I don’t really worry about the actual substantial stuff like saving AIDS babies or animals in her Native South Africa, where they have a pretty high AIDS rate and who statistically she has a 67 percent chance of having AIDS, but that’s probably less from South Africa and more for keeping her clients happy…she is a model after all, like hookers…you must keep that check signer…fully satisfied.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Nina Dobrev’s Ass of the Day

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In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless, spread vagina and asshole, and overall good old fashion pervert as fuck times being norm….

It’s hard to get excited about a chick in fitness pants doing some public workout for some media attention, all ass in the air…because it’s really not all that erotic, exciting, unless that’s your fetish, or unless you’re into Nina Dobrev, whoever the fuck that is….doing whatever the fuck this is…

I’d be lying if I said I’ve never heard of Nina Dobrev, because I’ve done bullshit, irrelevant posts on her….but I don’t remember who she is, what she’s done, but I know her fan base includes at least one dude who jerks off to her…this is for that guy…

I’d also be lying if I said I’ve never been turned on by a chick I don’t know in workout gear working out…not that I go to the gym, but that would be the only reason to go and I assure you that I would get turned on by a chick doing a workout…all that strength and those poses…and positions…that flexibility…clothed but still slutty enough to see things you would otherwise only see if she was boning you…which will never happen…because she’s important, she’s on Extra but she’s no Mario Lopez…who I think is the host of Extra…and if he’s not, this post will make no sense…and does it really need to make sense…there’s a girl in squat position, ass out…which is what this is really about.

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Inappropriate Christmas of the Day

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I think Demi Lovato is having a manic episode, and has been riding a high since she broke up with the Herpe Wilmer Valderamma from That 70s Show, who she was with, and likely banged chicks with, for many fucking years…

CUz you’d gotta be crazy as fuck to wear this outfit…

I mean this is some kind of fetish gear you’ve probably seen in 90s porn, being brought out on the Christmas Miracle concert tour where they give little dying children a chance to live, just for a night, no wait…this is actually just vapid bullshit publicity stunt fodder to get her out there, get her paid, and has nothing to do with saving dying kids on Christmas and all to do with make that money…and wear the dumbest outfit ever…

All this to say, where’s the BUTT SHOT on this PORTLY little over made-up, body positive when it is convenient, thighs.

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Gwen Stefani’s Cleavage for Christmas of the Day

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GWEN Stefani and her cleavage is not a miracle, I mean I think it’s just modern science thanks to the 100 year old trying to maintain a certain youthful image despite being 100 years old…not ready to give up despite being worth 100 million or more…after landing her country music man…that the world seems to care about…

What is a miracle, a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE, as she tries to be more wholesome and the voice of Christmas this year in her clickbaiting to get attention to herself…is that she’s become a woman after so many years of being a dude for Gavin Rossdale, known tranny fucker…

I don’t know what this is for…but I’m posting it…because it’s a week away from Christmas you know.

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Elle Fanning in her Sports Bra of the Day

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Our girl Elle Fanning is in a pretty revealing sports bra, getting her fitness on, or doing whatever it is she’s doing that you’d assume requires wearing a sports bra, which I guess could be as simple as getting some paparazzi pictures taken of her..because she needs the boost, as she’s the “other” sister, even though more relevant, grew up as the “other” sister, and for that…we must encourage her…

Even though, Elle Fanning is a creepy, a little pale, a bit like a vampire from a weird family, I am committed to looking at her skinny young famous body in a sports bra….it is the least I can do in suicide prevention for feelings of inadequacies we know the “other” sister has…

I’m just bummed that color yellow isn’t getting hosed down and see through the way these fetishes should pan out…

PALE COLOR CLOTHES>…GET It WET.

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

18

Dec

Elizabeth Olsen Pulls Her Cameltoe Out of her Tight Leggings of the Day

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Here’s the Olsen Twin who still has to work because she isn’t a billionaire like her twin sisters, who were properly exploited to become the richest twins besides the Bitcoin Twins who were once the facebook twins, in the history of twins, because twins have double the manpower and can theoretically work double as hard as a normal person…especially when they have stage parents…

I think she’s the hot sister, which isn’t that hard since her sisters are fucking aliens, weird things happen in the womb when there is only so much nutrients to give a fetus, and sure she may only be working because of her sisters, but who luckily doesn’t look like an alien like they do, because you can still live a good life being a rich celebrity…without being on another level of famous, but she probably still feels inadequate and that’s great…

But not as great as her pulling her leggings out of her vagina, one of life’s blessings, an even I like the hashtag Blessed everytime I see it, and in this era of leggings too small…it’s an event that happens always…PUSSY definition in tight pants, is everything, and seeing a girl fight it in public…like pulling her underwear out of her ass…is porn to me….

Diggin it….and I guess so is she…

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2017

18

Dec

New Zealand Couple Fucking on a Sheep Statue and Other Videos of the Day

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Fighter of the Day

The BEaches of Morocco are Awesome

Woman Using the Weirdest Breathing Device in Public

The Bike Rage Video

Coffee Shop Pervert of the Day

Guilty French Bull Dog

Idiot Family of the Day

Dumb Pill Control Safe for Drug Addict Prevention

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes ridiculous things happen to me, where I am forced to think “I should put that on my site that no one gives a fuck about”…but then….I drink 1 or 2 bottles of wine, or really any alcohol I can get my hands on, until my toes go numb from the diabetes, and I pass out and totally forget entire events of what happened to me…whether it’s the hot 18 year old girl getting fingered by her boyfriend from behind while Christmas shopping as her mom looks at iphone cases at the Kiosk…but it’s like it didn’t even happen, maybe that was just the Christmas Miracle / It’s a Wonderful Life moment I was looking for this holiday and it came to me in a dream….it’s all so confusing…

But remember CHRISTMAS IS IN A WEEK.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

REPORTER GETS A SNOWBALL THROWN IN HER FACE ON TV!!
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Kelly Rippa and her 16 Year Old Daughter’s Spanish Tits OUT
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Miami Thong Suit
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Culkin’s Home Alone Pro Wrestling Stunt is Fucking Weird
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Anna Kendrick Claims she was Objectified and Told to be SEXY – but she just couldn’t Pull it off.
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Truck Loses Control on the Icy Road
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Barry Diller and his Gold Digger – Billionaires – wants to Build the Dumbest Shit..
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Cop Attacks Handcuffed Woman
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GoPro Year in Review
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Cher is in Mamma Mia 2 and Here is the Trailer NO ONE asked for.
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