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2017

08

Dec

Alina Baikova Topless at Art Basel of the Day

Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy…

She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her titties on the beach that seem pretty low level and attention seeking….

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2017

08

Dec

Lily Moulton is Cindy Crawford’s Son’s Girlfriend and This is her Vagina in a Bikini of the Day

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Lily Moulton is with Presley Gerber, the son of Randi Gerber, the Boozy Tequila with George Clooney Malibu based Billionaire, and Cindy Crawford the original All-American Supermodel, who are best known for producing a 15 year old Cindy Crawford clone they’ve already started selling off to the industry, doing the sleazy modeling because it’s a good way to cash in and set your life up, even though you’re the heir to many millions of dollars and never need to work…

So Presley, also the heir to all that money they’ve made, is fucking this girl, and it looks like she’s been banged out proper, in her white bathing suit, a gift from the bathing suit gods really, allowing us all to see her full fucking pussy – like girl shouldn’t even be wearing clothes at this point..and I guess she barely is…

She’s got that trashy look, likely also a rich kid, these people stick together and they all look like this…but check out that pussy on her skinny bod…pretty racy.

Posted in:Lily Moulton|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Bella Hadid See Through Shirt VS Kendall Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid wore a see enough shirt to showcase what are likely breast implants…

I want to use these images as evidence that Bella Hadid is fucking ugly….and thus an overrated spoiled rich kid who has a father who fucks models and wants his kids to be models and is willing to invest in it rather than an Ivey League generation because school is for idiots, make the kids vapid, vain celebrities that the industry stupidly overpays…turn them into a viral video basically…and be sure to keep up their face injections because bitch may eventually melt and look as rough as she is looking…

Bella Hadid is not hot…but people seem to think she is….it’s gotta be the tits..tits do that to people…

In Other news, Kendall Jenner had a see through shirt on, she put on a coat, probably her dad’s coat, to cover up, because her dad doesn’t need his sports jackets now that he’s chopped his dick off in a weird rage….you know since she didn’t want you to see her nipples…and as lame as she may be, at least she’s not Bella Hadid…you see she was a star of a hit show for many years, I don’t choose what becomes a hit show and if you’re on a hit show you deserve to get paid…rather than being the sister of the Hit Show star’s mooch…

Either way, no bras anywhere…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenenr|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Sarah Hyland Low Level Toplessness of the Day

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Sarah Hyland likes attention, all these girls do…that is how they are raised by their parents, that is all that matters to their existence…and she’s seen how well it’s done for Ariel Winter and Sofia Vergara, her friends in Modern Family fame…

I find her weird muppet head confusing, if not terrifying, so her toplessness is a step in the right direction, you know low level, easy to produce, racy content for her camera – not quite officially ready to flash her cunt but a start or at least a cocktease…to the one person who finds her hot….and that’s her homosexual boyfriend who is using her for his own personal brand – take whatever A-Lister you can.

I hate cockteases and I don’t find this cockteasing at all. I find this terrible…but people seem to like her so take it…while she gives it. I’ve seen it before, the exhibitionism increases as time goes on…tip of iceberg…dabbling in the sleaze before diving fully into it.

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2017

08

Dec

Eva Biechy Naked Shoot of the Day

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Eva Biechy is some naked chick…and I know what you’re thinking – or I know what I am thinking and I think for the two of us since you’re a retard and that is how something like this Eva Biechy exists and you’ve never heard of her…while so many girls, who are hardly girls, but rather vapid cunts, are shoved down our throats – You know like Rita Ora and all these other nonsense people with social media reach….and they are hardly as good as this Eva Biechy …a magical French Model…getting magically french NAKED…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I’m not that kind of blogger – who actually reports important news, current events, or spews my opinion like it matters…I am more the kind of person humiliated I have a blog, that’s some low grade, tennage girl in the late 90s with her livejournal shit….how is this my life?

I just like the pics…and not even that much, but I’ll post em.

Posted in:Eva Biechy|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld’s Fitness of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld’s dad is a personal trainer – which doesn’t explain why she was this bloated fat fuck dot com back when she first turned 18 and we noticed her – because we didn’t notice her when she was 12 on True Grit the non-John Wayne version, that would be weird…

Maybe the bloat was Kidney failure like some Selena Gomez child star, you know the stage parents be poisoning the kids to get the paychecks…

But she’s managed to lean up…and I guess if you’re into staged fitness pant poses that don’t showcase her pussy definition…you’ll be into this.

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Jessica Alba in Good Housekeeping of the Day

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What a fucking joke, as if Jessica Alba has ever done housekeeping in her life, she’s got Mexicans for that – even though she’s a fucking Mexican, but not the kind of Mexican who thinks she’s a Mexican, unless it comes to selling bullshit overpriced products to Mexicans, or to play one in a movie…she’s bullshit.

But sure Alba, we believe you to be the Good Housekeeper, because you’re trying to pander to moms…and most importantly…she’s a fucking whore known for being a whore…who fucks dudes behind her husbands back and in front of it – what’s this polarizing herself as a wholesome bitch who has a chef and cleaner…and a dick in all her holes.

Do people actually buy into this dog shit lie…

I think they do.

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that Taylor Swift is a stain on the music, pop culture, entertainment industry – and that the world would be a better place without her – and I don’t know anyone who has ever said they’re a fan, or felt different that what I’m feeling this cold winter day – but for some reason, a reason called she’s rich and sells albums to idiots, making a lot of money, because I guess VOGUE are just clickbait assholes who get paid to promote these cunts…and act like thy matter…

Seriously… fuck Taylor Swift and the raping she does to all our lives through shitty songs pandering to girls on the lowest fucking level of retard.

She is the PENIS drawing of music..just basic, not very thoughtful, shit.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2017

08

Dec

Samantha Digiacomo Topless of the Day

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I don’t know who Samantha Digiacomo is…but she’s topless…on what looks like a very cold beach because she’s a survivor. She’s a model with a mission to m not let the weather get in they way of her flashing her tit…you see she’s signed with an agency – so she’s so fucking legit, but you can tell by her feminist stance that being topless is not clickbait!! It is ART…in this perverted sexed up sexual assault world..

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