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2017

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Don’t bother following your dreams…it’s a waste of time.

Send Nudes…

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Useless Celebs at ARt Basel
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Taylor Swift in Leather Poem of the Day
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Hiding the Side Chick in the Dryer
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Longest Distance Run on Fire…
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Nicky Hilton Baby Bump…
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Hot To Carry a Long Stick Across a Narrow Bridge
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The Girls Writer Accused of Rape Raped – But Not Lena Dunham – Cuz She’s Gross
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Black Mirror – Season 4
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The New Jurassic Park Trailer – if you Care
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Freaks and Geeks Reunion
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2017

07

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s funny that the most important news is that actors and producers are pervs, and that the women they surround themselves with allow for sexual harassment on their quest to the top…

I have zero interest in knowing who Al Franken jerked off to….or who anyone has jerked off to…and the fact it is the big issue blows my fucking mind when clearly the real issue in the world is that I have no one to jerk off to in my hotel room…HELL…I don’t even have a hotel room…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Lohan is Banking on a Mean Girl’s Two Sequel
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Bianca Gascoigne Old Weathered Slut
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Margot Robbie is Dog Shit or is it DINGO shit
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Girl from The Voice is a Sexual Predator
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Courtney Stodden HUGE TITS

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Jaoquin Phoenix is Back with some PTSD War Vet Movie
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Sia Runs a Child Sex Worker Ring
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Lego Star Wars…
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Tesla Christmas Show
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Kate Winslet Defends Woody Allen
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Sarah Greene’s Nipples

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Pixie Lott’s Got Nipple…
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Demi Lovato VS Time Magazine…
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Santa Makes it Rain
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Rosie Huntington’s got Tits
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Patti Labelle Outs Luther Vandross
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G-Force Training

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The Katharine McPhee Round-Up
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Kendall Jenner Nipples and her Cameltoe
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A Tale of Two Coreys Seems Depressing
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Some Republican Homophobe Overreacts to Touched
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Ashley Benson – Fat at an Event
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Elle Fanning – Boring at an Event
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Hailee Steinfeld Lookin’ Hot
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Lily Collins Looking Like Phil Collins…TOTALLY FUCKABLE
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Kat Graham Seducing
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Lily James – Bra Flash
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Big Old Titties Posing…
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Hot Naked Chick of the DAy

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Watch Abigail Spencer Masturbate!
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Naked Babe with a Hot Tanline
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Naked in Mexico
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Hot Naked Titties!

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K-Pop Slut with the HUGE tits Getting Double Penetrated
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3 Naked Chicks….
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A Babe Asks…Hand Or Machine

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Curvy Girl Exploring.
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Butt Plug Through California – The Tour Video
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Cant Stop the Pollack
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day

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Perky Titty Flash
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Naked Lexi Lowe
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2017

07

Dec

Bella Throne Got them Titty Tats of the Day

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Bella Throne, who I like to call Bella Tron, or Bella Throne, or why the fuck do I even know who this idiot is…posted a very important post about her tits, and whether she should get tattoos under her tits, which look like a brilliant idea, to cover up her titty scars, assuming her tear drop too big for her body tit is an implant…and I will assume that…

I don’t like any Tattoos, so my vote for all you idiots is no, but if it’s reason to post titty video, disguised as wholesome question video, go for it, no one fucking cares, just keep the titty vids coming, you horny fucking manipulative asshole…I KNOW WHAT YOU”RE DOING and it is WORKING…

If you’re not that hot, do what you can, and put those titties on.

One more. With the jacked up tranny face.

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2017

07

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is in America at a Daily Mail Event of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan and her weird accent are in an interesting place in her life and career, from child star who everyone basically raped and pillaged, especially her family, to tabloid fodder who couldn’t be left alone, to person everyone totally forgot, who moved off to DUBAI to likely get shit on by rich arab men who like the girl from the famous America movies…but it offered a good life…

Now, she’s looking like death, like so fucking old and jacked up, when not even that old…but the face has seen some shit…she’s lived countless lives, none that important or relevant but they had their moments..

She’s also attending tabloid events – put out by the tabloids – because she so desperately wants to be back in the limelight – she’ll do favors for them – in hopes of getting the press..

Sad story maybe, I have no sympathy…if anything it’s fun to see someone who was so important in her mind, be so obsolete…she’s a fucking flip phone..she exists, she had a point at a time, but doesn’t fucking matter today…

Cool see through shirt though, too bad there’s no nipples…like fucking put some effort in this comeback, make fucking noise for the right reasons for once.

I should be her manager. She’s still hot…just garbage….with the new face on…lights flashing in her face….girl feels at home. Welcome back.

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2017

07

Dec

Lily-Rose Depp Hot of the Day

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I’m an old creeper checking out an 18 year old like some kind of creeper…despite the law being on my side…THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE…it’s not creepy…

She’s pop culture, her parents made her that way, because they are pop culture…

Some raised in an aquarium, but Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celeb kids, so EURO and hip, fashionable and fully dialled into the celebrity cool kid life, never having to work or be her own person, rocking the trust fund, with people staring at her because of who her parents are…already winning at life…but most important looking good at it…cuz she’s hot..

I am a fan and an old creeper…but a fan none the less…we are allowed to be fans..

Not one – but TWO flowers..

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2017

07

Dec

Cynda Mcelvana Hipster Titty Model of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana in that PISS filter – made to look like film – reminding me of high brow porno from eastern EUROPE…and INSTAGRAM…

She’s is some LA “model”…. of course she is…straight from the mean streets of Arkansas…moved to LA because that’s what you do when you’re straight from the mean streets of Arkansas….and want to make it in America..

It’s the cool place to be, where people get famous, and you get to really tap into that whole art scene…populated by rich fucking creeps…

She may be freshly out of high school and already out there getting busy…despite looking really fucking young…people like that…and I like the hustle of today’s youth who understand the “be your own boss”….strategy of life…requires getting naked.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

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2017

07

Dec

Ryan Whitney Newman Promoting her Hair Removal of the Day

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Ryan Newman posted a sponsored Instagram post showing off her hairless armpit in an era of women protesting hair removal thanks to feminism…all becaue Ryan Newman is into having hairless armpits…archaic and a sign of the patriarchy to some…but hot to others…I just like that it’s pretty low hanging fruit to be plugging some hair removal place in exchange for free treatment, are times that tough..girl can’t afford the 1000 dollars it costs?

That said, Ryan Newman is young Hollywood…where young girls, prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…become vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast…and coddled thanks to the parents relying heavily on them to pay the bills…are filled with things like botox and fillers at a young age to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….

She’s also got tits…like the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….struggling maybe…but posting armpits to an arpit fetishists is probably priceless..enjoy.

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2017

07

Dec

Sofia Resing Titties of the Day

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Her name Sofie Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a good fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock….

Instagram models like vegans, and girls who have been molested, or feminists love to fucking brag….to legitimize themselves..

In the instagram model life it’s listing these agencies, the more major agencies, the better, even if that don’t actually make them any money, it’s a good look…that co-sign, that fake it til you get to put your tits out there in a men’s magazine from france that is rumored to be derogatory to women…

Supporting the evil Al Franken of a magazine…because titty magazines are supposed to be more considerate…

Reminding us that people don’t care when it comes to being opportunists trying to enhance their own profile..

That’s about all I have to say about that..

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2017

07

Dec

Delilah Hamlin’s Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

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Lisa Rinna has had some much work done, like on some Demi Moore level, so I wonder at what age she started jacking up her kids with Plastic Sugery, face injections, titties, who fucking knows what, so that they have more of her look, you know to perpetuate her storyline…

I remember a Chinese women who had been plastic surgery ridden was sued by the rich guy who knocked her up – because they had an ugly kid – and she mislead him to think she was good genes on some Brad Cooper / Irina Shayk kick….

So maybe, Delilah is built this way thanks to mommy being a vapid, vain cunt…who like spa treatments and sees nothing wrong with them since she’s plastic…

Or maybe this is what a natural Delilah Hamlin looks like…and as far as celebrity kids go, even though her parents are barely celebs, I’m into whatever’s going on here.

Young tight body with the titties on…alright…

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2017

07

Dec

Irina Shayk’s Russian Face of the Day

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Irina Shyk has a smug face, knowing that she won at life, that all her dreams have come true, that she’s make all the right moves, and it is all because the ugly Russian women were killed off in Communism, during that whole Iron Curtain, where a lot of weirdness went on…allowing for creatures like this to exist…

She has, like a Russian Spy from the movies, used her looks to seduce a huge soccer star…which I guess wasn’t good enough for her, but that allowed her to do Sports Illustrated, where she was able to seduce America…

All because she’s hot, I mean sure she’s looking her age, like a mom, possibly like she’s had some work done, with those face injections you can never be too sure but still great…substantial…the kind of soulless women you’d want to knock up if you were a rich as fuck 40 something year old actor looking to make good looking babies…

I don’t know what the hell this outfit is, but she’s good.

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