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2017

06

Dec

Sofia Richie’s Ass for Art Basel of the Day

It’s Art Basel in Miami, so all the brands trying to reach that “cool” market and all these New York and LA Scenesters you hate, models, artists, musicians, trying to be instagram famous, are all in Miami, getting cheesy paparazzi pics, posting cheesy pictures, going to exclusive events, checking out art, being as cool as they can, even though shit is pretty much a fucking Disney level of cool….all SOFT….like Sofia Richie’s young 18 year old Lionel Richie trust fund money.

Every rich person is there being a narcisstic asshole….
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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2017

06

Dec

August Ames is the Dead Pornstar of the Day

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I don’t watch porn, I actually hate porn, I find it vile, disgusting and the people involved ugly…unless they are Eastern European, and if you have a soul it’s pretty sad to see the desperate girls trying to do what they can for that Louis Vuitton purse…

We are in an era where people send nudes, and you don’t need angry throat fucking with, and the girls in porn, no matter what they tell you are all fucked up..

So this August Ames girl…apparently killed herself, because as a porn chick, by default, has mental issues…

She was born Mercedes Grabowski – a porn name to begin with – in Nova Scotia, Canada, in 1994, and worked in a bar and at a tanning salon before joining the adult film industry in 2013…

Really insane…she was cute, had lots left to do, but Porn is disgusting as fuck and the fall of society on all levels…truth..

I am sure you can google her to see her being violated to fuck for very little pay…in an industry you per

What a fucking waste..

Posted in:August Ames

2017

06

Dec

Hailey Clason’s in some Bullshit Lingerie of the Day

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At the time of posting this video, it had all of 213 views, after being on the YAMAMAY channel for 3 fucking days, and you know, or I know, that Hailey Clauson, the hipster model who once sued Urban Outfitters for producing kiddie porn, because they used her, while her dad was on set, in sleazy photos….for marketing bullshit mainstream cheesy hipster shit…that doesn’t matter…and shit settled…setting her up for life…allowing her to come back to the industry as an adult as a bikini model, half naked model, worth jerking off to model…and here she is in some failed lingerie campaign…

I’m like a charity giving them some clicks….for free…nice guy…considering no one does shit for me for free..

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Angry Sarah Hyland of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird face look mad…and despite being confused by her existence, from weird child star, to weird adult, currently being K-Fedded by some sort of predator Disney looking kid with a quest to be famous, leveraging her celebrity, and her weak personality that once you break through is easy to manipulate, because she’s all fucked up from being exploited as a child…

Well, she’s rich, famous, and spoiled, entitled, coddled, overpaid, thinks she’s too important…and clearly capable of being a cunt with the bitch face on – amazing.

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Samara Weaving Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit…

She may or may not has done some substantial work in as an actress, it is hard to tell because every bitch thinks she’s a fucking actress, because any bitch can be an actress, it really requires VERY little work….effort or talent…just a decent look and willingness to audition right….

She’s been at this for a while, she was likely on the show Neighbors, or something similar, some Australia shit, before moving to America with a VISA in hand, because Australians like to travel, you can’t go anywhere without seeing one…ready to take over the world….or whatever it is that she does…

Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California….because Australians are hot, fun, eager, trashy, hot, and willing to work for it…the way a party girl works for it…

She’s doing movies, hanging with Bella Thorne and naturally, she’s producing sleazy shoots as these people do…

Looks good to me…clickbait..

She’s also annoying on camera…because she’s an actor:

Posted in:Samara Weaving|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Katrina Bowden Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade

It amazes me how Hollywood is fucking scrambling, their ideas pure shit, their celebs pure shit, but at least the girls are low level, or egotistical enough to keep bringing the sleazy half nakedness…

She wants you to look at her butt…so look at her butt…

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Phoebe Price in a Bikini of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking legend…

It amazes me that no one actually gives a fuck about her, despite her being a fucking legend, maybe she’ll be a Michael Jackson situation where no one cares about her when she’s a diddler, but the second she dies the world celebrates her…not that she will die, because mythical creatures from heavens are bigger than death and live on forever..

Here’s her clickbait shoot for Christmas that is pretty fucking funny…working the paparazzi / tabloids the right way – in an era where none of this matters thanks to social media…

This Girl is a Fucking Christmas Miracle…

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Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 50 and who is probably best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson…because I like to reduce some Hot German’s chick existence to dating some twat from Dawson’s Creek…you know substantially less famous than her…..or successful than her…but because he was on some shitty Katie Holmes TV show I’ve never watched….he defines her….( CLICK HERE TO SEE A KATIE HOLMES LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DYING OF CANCER WITH SURI

She’s been in so many shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3….

I like to think of her more as a German weirdo, with Nazi ancestors, who is pragmatic but also likes shitting on and being shit on….or doing the shitting…in the Berlin Sex clubs to off set their weird history…

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Pam Anderson in Mask and Costume of the Day

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$Pam Anderson$

I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

She’s in a costume, wearing some latex fetish gear, I guess it’s date night with Julien Assange…

And as a fellow Canadian, she is our queen and I must worship her, whatever it is that she is….the fighter for animal rights…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

That’s how vapid cunts work….weird…

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Hilary Duff Gets Her Pussy Played With of the Day

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I saw this video while trolling Hilary Duff’s social media, because you know, that’s the whole point of social media…

I happen to follow all these idiots I don’t care about, in the event I see them slip up and do something when giving access to their audience and a camera…you know a modern day variety show…off the cuff, live feed, real life…slip ups that happen when your true self is a terrible fucking human…but the world loves you thanks to LIES and MARKETING…

That said, this was a close one for Hilary Duff….where she thought it would be funny to film her friend, likely a gay friend, sewing the snap on her crotch, while in the outfit, instead of taking it off….

So dude’s digging up into her thick crotch…and it’s not that erotic, cuz there’s no mom labia slip up…

But it’s close….and we should encourage this behavior…continue girl….you got this self discovery, self produced content thing down.

That Said…Hilary Duff is Thick…