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2017

05

Dec

Sara Sampaio and Bella Hadid Naked for Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some very fucking important pictures of the most famous and talented plastic surgery ridden, built from the ground up with the help of her rich father’s budget to create a babe out of a monster, Bella Hadid, all internet hype, like a terrible viral video, only the human version, just a vapid and garbage cunt…BELLA HADID…with Portugal’s own Sara Sampaio in some food fetish porno pictures you’d think I creative directed, but for fashion because fashion, now more than ever is high brow porno…porno that gets the budgets you know how it is…

Here are those pics for the magazine, that is not LOVE magazine, I am boycotting their nonsense this Holiday Season. Fuck those fools.

The models are:

Joan Smalls, Aube Jolicoeur, Bella Hadid, Taylor Hill, Natasha Poly, Kennah Lau, Anja Rubik, Lily Aldridge, Mariacarla Boscono, Binx Walton, Anna Ewers, Cat McNeil, Jamie Bochert, Sara Sampaio, Irina Shayk, & Issa Lish

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2017

05

Dec

Katharine McPhee in US Weekly Attention Seeking Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

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I guess US Weekly sent a fake paparazzi to capture fake papaprazzi pictures of Katharine McPhee in a bikini – because they are exploitative media that create nonsense news or clickbait – by putting really uninteresting celebrities into bikinis – and exploiting those pictures aggressively for perverts to look at judge the celebrity body – a magazine created for women, I mean no dude anywhere is buying this shit, but yet they feature slutty bikini pics of the girl on all fours in her bikini, seems off brand from what the trashy middle of the road, lower class, older ladies would be into seeing…but I guess TITS GET HITS…

The fact that McPhee is partnering up with US Weekly to produce bikini photoshoots to distribute and to draw attention to herself in the tabloids is pretty fucking funny…

But not as funny as the fact that a few months ago pics of her labia reduction surgery / recovery surfaced and that was just fucking gross.

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2017

05

Dec

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 17

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Cams are the future, never alone, when they are a click away.

A lot of interesting and funny things happen that aren’t racy or inappropriate, by some really amazing, smart, clever, talented women….

We like to document those moments weekly….because theyare awesome.

I watch this shit everyday, and you should too…

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Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

05

Dec

Irina Shayk’s Still Good at the Fashion Awards with Other Sluts of the Day

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Irina Shayk spinning around on a LAZY SUSAN, like she’s some kind of ASIAN FOOD DISH at the late night Chinese restaurant, or a little spice in your granny’s spice rack, or a fucking sex doll on dispay at the sex doll convention, where bitch is just showcased like a new car, or in Irina’s case, an old car, not quite an antique or collectors edition car, but a Russian Car built better than most Russian cars, bitch lasts forever and looks pretty good doing it….but more a sex toy, who behaved properly when selling Brad Cooper on cumming inside her to make him babies, you know “if you’re gonna breed do it with the no bullshit, just wants money, good looking woman”…genetics you know…keep them strong…

I like sex workers, sugar babies, and “models” who look like this but are more of that…

Even after the kid, she’s all Glamorous like she’s working the Casino floor…

THESE ARE FROM THE FASHION AWARDS – whatever the fuck the fashion awards are, sounds like a scam….

OTHER SLUTS WERE THERE:

Karlie Kloss

Zendaya Coleman

Selena the Vagina in that Mormon WHolesome Whore Dress

Rita Ora – Cuz Obviosuly – She’s Gotta Be at Events Low Leveling…

Pixie Lott

Hailey Baldwin Tranny With her Pelvis Out – Humping the Air…

Stella Maxwell – the Irina Shay of Lesbians – Gold Digging those Dumb Celebs…

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

05

Dec

Sex Doll Corpse Found and Other Videos of the Day

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Train Masturabtor Eats his Own Load

Hospital Masturbator

Jacket of the Day

Tranny Got the New Tits

Chick Nails Tits to a Board

Dude Peeing While he Sleeps

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

05

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have a big titty fetish, I’ve never had a titty fetish, I mean maybe when I was in the Sixth Grade I was excited by budding tits, but for the history of my life, big tits were usually disgusting, sloppy piles of shit, unless they were fake, and the women then were on, usually the same, because that’s ho big titties work…

I ended up marrying a fat chicks with tits as big as my head or bigger, and she repulsed me, turned me off big titties for years…but since I’ve stopped fucking her and looking at her naked, I’ve finally been able to understand why dudes fucked the fatty for the tits, I’ve spent the better part of 12 hours…staring at massive sloppy tits, I guess I have to post bullshit on the internet now and I will, but know it’s coming from a place where I’ve been staring at massive tits for 12 hours…

FUCKING TiTTY GONE NUTTY.

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John Oliver VS Dustin Hoffman on Sex Assault
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Jordan Dunn’s Got them Titties On
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Break Glass with your Voice
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Alec Baldwin is Working on a Talk Show…
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2017

04

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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When life gets you down, just remember, at least you’re not the actor, who wanted to act so bad, and has gone from audition to audition, only to book the job as the opiate constipation medication guy, on TV, no one even watches anymore, so that he can’t even get laid for it, he can just pay off his rent cuz his roommate fucked off on him, even though he’s 50 and shouldn’t have a roommate.

There are people more pathetic than you…hard to believe for all of us, but I believe you’re no the worst scum bag out there.

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Idiot of the Day – DONUT FAIL

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Tequila Throwdown
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Time’s Person of the Year…
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Billy Bush Confirms the Trump Tapes are Real
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Cat Playing with a Rhino…
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Base Jumping into a Plane…
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Alicia Arden Titty Slip

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Scarlett Johansson…Tits…
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Meek Mill Denied Bail..
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Katy Perry and Warren Buffet Talk Cryptocurrency….to Cash the Fuck in
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Blanca Blanco Topless Mesh TOp at the Park

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Selena Gomez in a Dress…
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Danny Masterson’s Accusers Go After Netflix…
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Some Chick Billie Piper on the Red Carpet…
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Bieber’s Bodyguard Busted for a DUI
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Mariah Carey’s Sitting on an Invisible Chair…

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Drawing on Coffee Stains
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Package Thief Detained by Home Owner
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Kid Walks Into a Room…
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Ashley Benson on the Subway Slutting…
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Frenchy Morgan Topless and It’s Vile
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Liz HUrley Looks Like Celine Dion Tits Out

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Miranda Kerr and her billion Dollar Baby
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2017

04

Dec

Britney Spears Singing of the Day

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Britney Spears singing Elvis to end the day of the day, becasue Britney Spears is a magical creature sent from heaven and I am convinced that somewhere inside her outside person, in this tight little dress, is the real Britney spears, screaming for help, trying to break free from the medicated coma her family put her in to keep her functional and earning – like some Brian Wilson…find the talent, imprison it, make money off it..

I am sure she doesn’t even have access to her social media, but she does have a lot of money, and in America, that’s all that matters…fuck freedom, your own personality as long as you got that cash…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

04

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Naked of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is boring as fuck, but she’s naked in a pool, at a resort, the way you’d want all your mothers on vacations to be, provided they were professional lingerie models who only have a life because they are bikini models, only exist because they are bikini models, and only matter because they are bikini models…because they’ve been paid a lot of money to look good, so they sure as hell better keep looking good no matter what it takes, otherwise, they’ll fade away on their pile of money into obscurity…which wouldn’t affect anything on the grand scheme of things, but would really fuck with her ego…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

04

Dec

Madison Beer in a Bra of the Day

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Madison Beer has a great name for the bros.

Bros like beer, they drink too much beer, and they like all things beer related, so a name like Beer would be hype to their simple PENIS DRAWING minds…

Bros also like Tits, and Madison Beer has tits, tits that her mom taught her how to show off while making her into Bieber’s Fuck Toy….via YOUTUBE..

Now, she’s the thirsty one, as thirsty as I am for a beer, doing anything she can to get noticed, and it’s working, because she now exists, our pervert minds are working in overtime, even if we don’t want to sexualize women, we sexualize women….it’s physiological, we see tits, we get turned on…these girls know what they are doing..