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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2017

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Legs in Vogue Germany of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was the gateway drug for her ugly sister to prosper..all because money can buy fame, success and I guess more money…even when you aren’t deserving of it…but are just the coatriding wave-jacker…

Allowing Gigi Hadid to think, as she fills her sad rich girl pussy with UK Popstar cheese dick, that she was legit, the real deal, and her jacked up face from injections that make her look 45, were just a style choice, a trend, and not needed for her legitimate model success…

You know, like she’s not just an instagram whore, and that she would have run the fashion industry regardless of instagram, had instagram not been the whole reason her and her sister and their friends get work…people like their followers..

People like Vogue, who have the power to erase this little groupie, poser, fake, try hard models…and focus on the real models, found in small towns, cuz they are tall and work the diner…instead of just rich kids wanting their dirty hands in something…and thanks to being spoiled…getting it.

Their dad buys them magazine covers…then they happened…and that alone is representative of how the world works…

What the fuck is GIGI short for anyway? Fucking pretentious sounding trash really.

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2017

Dec

Iggy Azalea’s Jacked up Ass and Face Celebrate her Mom of the Day

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I know that no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, or her bullshit story about being a teen runaway in Miami who ended up stripping, but I guess people like to believe it, and when looking at pics of her mom, I kind of believe that the mom was the one pimping out the daughter, they just have that trashy look, and I guess it worked, because look at them now….two clowns…one with a ridiculous clown ass, who clearly has Body Dysmorphia and feels the need to keep Black guys interested in her the fatter the ass she manages to get….and the one who created such a mess of a human…

The good news is that I don’t know any of her songs, and that she’ll likely fade away, probably not back into sex work, because she had a minute of success, record deals and making money….but getting knocked up by rich black guys…which I guess is kind of sex work…who knows…OR CARES!

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2017

Dec

Josephine Skriver’s Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, like periods, pregnancy, complaining, and spending all our damn money…and whatever else you hate about women….like them not wanting to fuck you, while your humanoid won’t ever say no….

She was made in a lab with Human DNA, her dad a homo, and her mom a lesbian, so they knew how to choose selective DNA programming to make a hot a sfuck bitch, so she’s really fucking realistic.Designer DNA programming, the future of human, choose height, weight and everything else…is what all parents should do…

She’s probably the hottest VS has to offer, they probably funded the experiment that created her, not that I care about VS or their human sex trafficking….but I do see hot when hot is presented to me..

The best story about her is that when she came to NYC she was an actual virgin…..making her even hotter…look at those ass muscles..girl squats.

I guess what I am saying is more women should look like this and they will….

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2017

Dec

Rumer Willis in a Bra of the Day

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I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom, who was forced to get reconstructive plastic surgery because she was naturally ugly and Bruce Willis…who I am sure has no problem getting pussy, but if you were to put a pussy on him, you’d only want in on it because of his celebrity….LIKELY the only reason anyone gets up in Rumer…

I don’t know why she’s made a comeback, doing photoshoots, when clearly she’s better behind the scenes, you know sitting on her trust fund, but I blame her mom for showing her the plastic surgery way, coupled with fitness trainers, giving her the confidence her back account helps justify, when really she’s a bit of a monster…

An experiment with two incompatible DNA strands, both fine on their own, but a failure when merged into this…I GUESS.

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2017

Dec

Ariel Winter Nasty Fat Chick in Tight Clothing Working Out of the Day

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Ariel Winter has a belly, that hangs over her pants and under her still sloppy tits, even though she’s already had them removed because they were disgusting and a burden, because clearly, she’s got hormonal issues and an emotional eating disorder, like a traumatized 8 year old girl, emotionally stunted by her mom selling her off to the entertainment industry, only to get her period prematurely later that day….who loves to eat cake as much as she can…

I mean even with all her workout instagram videos, she’s still dumpy as fuck, how can that be…I guess she’s the kind of workout for show, go home to pizza fitness girls…they exist..because they aren’t really driven to beat fat..they’re fine with being fat..they just need to pretend they are trying for their year end bonus from the TV network…like trying to win some kind of bet…

Either way, nothing hot, sexy, erotic here…but you probably already knew that when I said it was an Ariel Winter post..

Here’s her GUNT in leggings…

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2017

Dec

Do I Care About Danica Patrick’s Panties of the Day

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Race car driver Danica Patrick, who is apparently took a selfie in front of the mirror..or maybe this is an actual photoshoot of her in her panties…because we live in a feminist world, where a woman can have what was once considered a man’s job, even though the car does all the damn work, but more importantly, can still sexualize herself like a low level stripper, in attempts to not be slated as a TOM BOY, she couldn’t have that, while she’s got a fit athlete body to show off…you know there’s more to her than an overhyped NASCAR driver, there’s also an ass, pussy and EVEN tits…thanks FEMINISM for reminding us.

Here she is doing fitness…

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2017

Dec

Man Pissing on the Subway And Other Videos of the Day

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Bank Robber Post Her Video of Stolen Money on IG

Man Rescues Bunny

Woman on her Cellphone – Walks Into a Garage – Gets Run Over – Because She’s an Idiot

Man Masturbates in Front of Clerk..

Never Too Short – Handi-Capable

Wife Whips Mistress

Two Trucks Collide in China Gas Station

Russian Jet – Plays Peek-A-Boo

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2017

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As much as I like California as place…or a concept…it is one of those things that has been shoved down all our throats since the 1920s…

We can only hope that some of the wildfires in LA destroy the houses and lives and memories of some of this terribly evil fucking celebrities and producers that people worship….and who make too much fucking money to perpetuate their evil…

I figure if the wildfires are going to get anyone, aim for the 1 percent…But hopefully it doesn’t kill any of their dogs…because I love dogs….

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Katharine McPhee and her Labia Reduced Scabby Vagina are Failed Wedding Crashers
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Santa Makes It Rain at Mall of America
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The Queen Biopic has new Director – Thank God… Really…Who Fucking Cares…
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Leo DiCaprio Donates 850k to a Painting by a Homo at Art Basel…Not to the Environment….
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Mariah Carey TITTY
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New Wife and her Darth Vader Strip
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Kate McKinnon Demonstrates Voice Acting Skills
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Reese Witherspoon Gets Sued
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The 1 Dollar Guitar
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Watching Traffic Flow is my new Favorite Hobby
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2017

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAY

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Big Business is still trying to kill Net Neutrality, not sure what that means for independents like me, but I do know that big business are the fucking devil, who pretty much already control the internet, but don’t like them OFFICIALLY own the internet…
PROTEST

I know you’re a bunch of lazy passive fucks who just accept what is given to them as the way it is, you know since life beat your down…but killing net neutrality will ruin a lot of things like your jerking off..
PROTEST

If you remember cable TV, with all their controlled by big media channels, where the media dictated things to you, and forced you watch what they wanted you to watch, a service you paid a monthly fee for, only to also have to watch ads…just giving these assholes money…
PROTEST

Google and Facebook already control the interent…but it’s a pretty big deal, but it’s bound to happen, the Government and the Big Corps don’t give a fuck about you, or about my shitty blog, they want to get paid, they want to control you, they want to mine your information…and protesting is almost a waste of time…

This has being going on for a long time, TRON GUY and the Crazy Sweater Lady and the Peter Pan Guy…when amazing characters went viral instead of slutty mainstream cheesy bitches….made a song about it a long time ago…

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I don’t like people fucking with my tits…

Margot Robbie and Tonya Harding Not turning Me On
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Wife Does Darth Vader Strip Tease
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Iggy Azalea’s Got an Offensive Booty
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Chloe Grace Moretz VS Her Stalker
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Brooklyn Beckham’s in Love with Chloe Grace Moretz
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Tesla Model X Does a Christmas Show
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Selena Gomez Has the Hard Nipples On

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Possibly More Selena Gomez Nip
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Hugh Jackman was Almost James Bond
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Ariel Winter Ass in Red Pants…

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Celebrities Topless and Nude in Movies and TV
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Anja Rubik – SEE THROUGH…
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Woman Who Thinks She’s a Reporter
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Jessica Chastain TITS
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Beyonce is Thick as Fuck
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Pasties in a Black Dress

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Alice Eve Looks Hot in Iron Fist 2
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Backstreet Boy Rapist
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Oprah Interviewed Jen Lawrence
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Japan’s Super Car Culture
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NBC STAFF SCARED OF GETTING NUKED
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Alison Brie – Not Hot in NYLON Magazine
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Phoebe Price is a Christmas Miracle
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Sofia Richie Looking like Shit
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Tara Reid is Perfect
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Adriana Lima’s Got Leg.

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Joy Corrigan Trashy Bitch
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Margot Robbie is Not Hot
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Christie Brinkley’s Daughter Isn’t that Hot…
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Paris Hilton is Garbage

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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Jessica Biel’s Slutty in Marie Claire…
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Tricia Helfer Looking Skinny
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Can’t Stop the Pollack
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Watch Abigail Spencer Masturbate!
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Fetish You Didn’t Know Existed with Hot Chicks
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Hot Naked Beach Girl
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Hot Chick Going at It…

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Chick Fight
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Tits Open Beer and Flash Their Tits
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Lexi Lowe and the Big Tits On
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Lady Deadpool with the Big TIts

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Naked Slut in a Car
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2017

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Naked of the Day

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Bella Thorne is clickbait and here she is posting nude pics that she’s drawing outfits on, her new creative venture in her shameless self promotion, with that jacked up muppet face and big titties..

I don’t blame her for being such a try hard, she’s a ginger, they have complexes and need all the help they can get…like tits..

Her caption was “Was I really naked or was I wearing clothes? Hmmm”

Fascinating, thought provoking, shut the fuck up…

Speaking of Shut the Fuck Up, these so called “Silence Breakers” fucking annoy me, they found some angle to champion themselves and get themselves talked about, for barely being sexually assaulted, in a world where LITTLE KIDS ARE BEING RAPED BY OLD MEN…

Like I give a fuck who Weinstein jerked off for, or showed his penis too, we have real fucking problems here, and allowing these celebs to distract you or try to make you feel for them, when they are HOOKERS pretty much sex workers, trying to get ahead, USING and exploiting the rich fat guy…we don’t care, we don’t need to hear about…

But sure TIME magazine, keep promoting the clickbait, celebs love taking ownership on nonsense…making it about them, becuase they are vapid fucking idiots and their egos depend on it…

Also, only two of the silence breakers are worth sexually assaulting if you’re into that kind of thing…it would be HATE sexually assault for sure…cuz these women are not leaders, they are the worst kind of people…

But Bella Thorne..she’s naked.

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