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2017

08

Dec

Sofia Richie Flashing her Full Pussy in a White Bikini of the Day

Sofia Richie is intentionally trying to show off her vagina to the paparazzi, becuase she’s showing her vagina to the paparazzi, and there is no way that an attention seeking fame whore isn’t well aware of her vagina being fully exposed…the whole jacked up white bottoms, which are a fetish in and of themselves for being white, and anyone who reads the site, and there aren’t many of you know, that’s a fetish of mine, for the sheer fact it gets see through, something I experienced at a young age with a friend’s hot sister….

But the camel toe, where I can see all of her labia, even where it’s sticking it’s tongue out at me…is on another level…and you know it’s not from being banged out by Disick, it’s more just hungry, so hungr to matter – that it’s eating anything in near proximity…

Amazing, so detailed…so perfect…so present in EVERY SINGLE pic of her.

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2017

08

Dec

Bijou Philips is a Monster in a See Through of the Day

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Here’s the reason Danny Masterson is raping women…

His crackhead Scientologist wife looks like fucking dog shit.

Pigs may not fly, but they do wear see through shirts…

I remember when Bijou Philips was hot…The rumor is the hot daughter from the 90s, Mamas and the Papas heiress has had a Kidney Transplant like she was some kind of Selena Gomez, but that is no excuse for her looking like this, unless the Kidney belonged to some fat bitch and the fat’s taken over her hipster crackhead scientologist…

The only reason I hate Bijou Philips, other than her aging real fucking bad, is that her and her fans are the reason one of my instagram accounts was deleted for being at the same event as her and leaving comments about how we were at the same event, which I guess scared her…

I mean I also hate entitled, egos, who think they are more important than they are, but I do like seeing them looking like dog shit…

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2017

08

Dec

Rihanna Nipples of the Day

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Rihanna has nipples…

Fascinating….

I guess it’s more interesting that seeing her recently thick as fuck thighs…because the lazy rich Caribbean woman is shining through, full of ROTI and Plantains or some shit….it’s inevitable, but the titties get bigger though and that’s a good thing…you know to off-set the thick thighs..

SCIENCE…call me PROFESSOR….here to LEARN you good.

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2017

08

Dec

Katharine McPhee Cleavage in Le Palme Magazine of the Day

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My biggest post of the week, not that I ever really look into stats, but sometimes accidentally look into stats, is Katharine McPhee in a bikini…

But also 14 people have searched for kathy lee gifford tits, that’s how they ended up on the site…must be REGIS…that perv…
5 people searched maitland ward anus
1 person searched dog anus…
1 person ended up on the site for lesbian poop blog and another said pornstars pooping….

That said, it almost amazes me that people are into Katharine McPhee because she hardly exists, she’s an American Idol person…is that all you need to be to have this longivity….but people are fucking lame…

She’s sugar babying David Foster…and she’s had a vagina rebuilt and pics of that were leaked – which was cool and now she’s in a magazine…

Posted in:SFW

2017

08

Dec

Madison Beer Instagram Thot of the Day

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All we really know about this Madison Beer person is that her mom put her out on the internet in a relatively slutty way early on in her life…only to get the attention of fellow YouTuber Justin Bieber…who signed her into a contract that he likely signed with his semen on her face…as the kids do these days…allowing her to exist for the paparazzi despite not having any hit songs…but who needs hit songs when you have social media and the paparazzi to stay relevant..no one does…you just need tits…

And tits are what she gives you…cuz she gets it..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A SLUTTY TOP CLICK HERE

Here’s a song from her Instagram to see the talent Bieber Saw in her lived in her tits..

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2017

08

Dec

Irina Shayk and Bar Refaeli in Amen Magazine of the Day

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Omg! Old ethnic models with the tits on, who are now in their 30s moms, stripping down to their underwear for a magazine, that likely didn’t put this shoot together, but rather bought old pics of the girls, who both have their unique story of climbing their way to the top…One, an Israeli from Tel Aviv who is happy about Trump moving the Capital of Israel to Jerusalem, to give the Jewish people the land they feel they deserve…who was a cokehead partier that fucked DiCaprio in her rise to finding other rich guys who liked getting DiCaprio sloppy seconds…the other a Russian communist who pulled similar tactics of famous dude to get famous…only one didn’t bother going the billionaire route, she was more about image and liked the celebrity route….while BOTH look great half naked, at least they did pre-birthing…and if you were rich and famous – you’d probably want to cum in them too, you know to pay them at least 20k a month for child suppport for 18 years…cuz you can afford that pussy..it becomes a status thing really…

Irina Shayk

Bar Refaeli

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2017

08

Dec

Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day

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Pam Anderson being Hep Free makes her hard to make fun of, even when she’s posing in a slutty photoshoot, featuring her as if she was 30 years younger, while she’s pushing 60 years old, but she’s still looking alright, and I guess her internal organs feels younger than they have in years, which has finally allowed her titties, that are probably only a few years old, and her jacked up injected face to synch up…

I don’t know what this is about, but as someone who liked Pam Anderson’s nipples in Baywatch, and Pam Anderson in Playboy as much as you’d like any sex doll, this is a reminder that it’s ok to hang up the titties, you don’t need to keep posing in front of the camera, no matter how trash you are, you eventually become that old stripper stripping for fun, not necessity and that takes all the fun out of it.

I guess what it comes down to is that those tits have been to battle..and so has the rest of her…yet here she is…disease free. Fascinating.

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2017

08

Dec

Maitland Ward Breaks the Rules on Social Media in her Clickbait of the Day

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Maitland Ward is so fucking gutter…and amazing…a sex worker who denies being a sex worker….but is just a product of being famous for a minute on a hit show…and forgotten – so she takes nude selfies of herself….breaking all the rules of the social media – despite doing everything right..so right…terrifyingly right…

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2017

08

Dec

Selma Blair’s Lame Art Installation of the Day

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Art Basel is a lame event where cheesy fucking rich kids and scensters come together to be lame as fuck, thinking they are cool as fuck, because they all suck each other dicks….and encourage each other…and the brands follow..cuz it’s about the fucking ART at ART basel…right…

Art that if you have no taste is awesome and instagrammable – so funny like a meme….instagram…and all the other idiots encourage this dumb art that isn’t art – like encouraging each other’s feces..in this Selma Blair 65 year old doing nonsense – wasting time….existing….garbage…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selma Blair|SFW

2017

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Hard Nipple for the GQ Awards with Other Sluts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale had hard nipples at the GQ Awards, whatever the fuck that is, sounds like some real bullshit to me, you know a fake award show to get people to an event, saying shit like GQ thinks this person is the best of the year, a Holiday party if you will, and Beckinsale brought her old lady tits. I call them Vampire tits…cuz she’s old and never aging, nipples still perky as fuck, despite having an 18 year old like some ghetto teen mom you meet at the hotel bar looking to suck dick…

I should have my own award shows, where the winner would be you, for being so pathetic for looking at this shit, but more pathetic for visiting this site to see the shit..