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2018

22

Jan

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Bulgarian Nina Dobrev, who moved to Canada when she was very young, and became a huge star that I don’t remember from Degrassi, where she gave Drake Handjobs, or at least I assume she did, because that’s the only thing I know about Degrassi the next generation, I’m old and Canadian so I remember the first series in the 80s…and didn’t spend much time jerking off to the one that made all these stars…but I should give some love to the now 29 year old hometown hotty – who is on the beach doing what I guess all instagram girls do….posting bikini pics showing off her fit hot body….and I like fit hot bodies in this world of fat…and Nina’s looking fit.

Here’s Her Nip Slip

Here’s her friend…

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2018

22

Jan

J.Lo in Fishnets of the Day

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I know that the Screen Actor’s Guild awards happened last night, but I don’t fuck with that bullshit…

Not that this is any better, I mean I won’t fuck with some Actor’s union celebrating each other, to perpetuate their relevance so that people find them important enough to pay them all the crazy amounts they make…

But I will fuck with 50 year old J.Lo shaking her ass in concert wearing fetish gear, which most women will say she’s “Slaying It”…or really “giving it” or Hot…and I think most guys would agree…this looks good….especially at 50…but I find it disturbing…and not just because of her GRANNY GUNT.

It’s like keep them asses in your pants…not that you’re wearing pants…I get that she’s probably got nothing better to do than play the hot chick she’s been playing forever to paying fans…I mean it’s made her so much money…keep it up…but there’s nothing wrong with tapping out, getting fat and forgotten, what more does this ego feel the need to prove…seriously….it’s a little shameless…even bragging to all the 50 year olds out there who are broke and fat….and that to me goes against this women’s movement…it’s just giving unrealistic ideas, images, that will somehow be blamed on men.

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

22

Jan

Naked Man Thinks Statue is a Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Chick Fight

Naked Drunk Guy Falls off Boat

Nightclub in Argentina Gives Drinks to Girls in their Underwear

Fat Topless Femen Protestors at the Anti Abortion Rally

Bachelor Party Prank of the Day – Tell Him He’s Bungee Jumping

Crackhead of the Day

Suspects Reverse Into Seven Eleven

Man Tasered for Threatening to Harm Officer’s Children

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I slept in today – because I was just so exhausted watching all the social media posts of the Women’s March across America to celebrate solidarity between women on a top level, which I support, becuase I love pussy….

BUT if you know ANY woman EVER you’ll know that they can’t stand each other and hate having each other around, except to talk shit on each other….

I mean sure, girls can be friends with girls, but they all are jealous of each other and resent each other….and talk shit on each other.

If you’ve ever worked with a woman, as a boss or as a co-worker, you’ll know she hates other women around, getting in her shit…

So I guess this Women’s march is to support women, as long as they don’t have to work or be around each other…because deny it all you will…women hate each other and this whole women’s march feeds their individual egos, makes them feel a part of something…and is really just a presidential attempt for narcissist OPRAH who is behind the campaign…

Who up until last night were only following OPRAH

Who now follow other people….like:

ILLUMINATI…..

Alison Brie Defending James Franco – Her Brother In Law
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Two Alexa’s Giving Each Other Psychotherapy
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Some Slutty Chick in a Bikini
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Teen Mom in 100k Worth of Debt Thanks to Being a Degenerate – Who Cares
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Sting is your SuperBowl Back-Up Dancer
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Seizure During Full Tracked Virtual Reality Game – FUCKED UP
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WHEN YOU NEXT DAY DELIVERY
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Kathy Griffin Banned from the WOmen’s March
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2018

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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One of the more depressing things about winter, other than everything, is that I never see drunk girls peeing in public in winter, and it’s one of the summer’s great pleasures people probably don’t know about, but if you hang out in a park or a bar with drunk chicks, or near drunk chicks, they all take pees in random places I like to be observing…but in the winter…that just doesn’t happen.

Also, is fingering something that people don’t do after they get married? Because over the years, every married woman I meet in a bar says she hasn’t been fingered since high school…while I am trying to finger her…and I just assume they are trying to make me feel special…as women do…but maybe they just mean husband gets wrist deep now…thanks to childbirth….it’s easier…and why limit yourself to a finger or two when you can punch the cervix like you want to.

Important thing to think about…and here are some stepLINKS…for the weekend or whatever.

New Tomb Raider Trailer for the Tomb Raider Perverts
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Romee Strijds in a Bikini
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MARIAH CAREY’S UNDERWEAR
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Girl Does a BOOTY CUP FLIP
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Monica Lewinsky is the Original #MeToo
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Sting to Host a Superbowl Tailgate Show
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Madison Beer – Cleavage
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Cardi B – TITTTIES
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Hannah Ferguson is Hardcore Slutty in this THONG Wrestling Video
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Pigcasso – the Artist Pig
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Kim and Kanye Name New Kid Chicago
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Michelle Williams gets paid 8 Times Less than Marky Marky because HE IS MORE FAMOUS
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Mo’Nique VS Netflix
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Nina Dobrev Cleavage
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Dog With Giant Stick in His Mouth
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January Jones is in Overalls and a Bra
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Joel McHale from E – Gets a Netflix Show
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World’s First Surf Rescue By Drone
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How TVs Work
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Hailee Steinfelds Cleavage
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Catalog of Naked Celebs
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Some Sofia Chick – Worth a Fuck
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Lily Rose Depp Getting Tacos
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Janis Valdez Big TIts
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Alicia Silverstone – OLD
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Julianne Moore – Not Naked
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Katy Perry – Not Being Executred
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Anna Paquin – Pantyhose Fetish
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Big Tits from the Cam Site
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Squirt Class
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits Camping
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Some Asian Chick With Huge Tits
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AMateur PAWG (PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL)
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Hot Naked Babe in the Garden
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Skinny Blonde has her Festival Tits Out
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Hot Chick Naked in the Snow
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Sex in the Elevator
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Naked Greek Girl Named Diva Carla
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Girl Couldnt Wait to Get Home to Test Dildo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

19

Jan

Lily Rose Depp’s Tongue of the DAy

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This one’s for the real perverts out there – who get excited by the Lily Rose Depp tongue, possibly eating a candy….or DROPPING ACID or other party drugs like you’d expect a wild and crazy rich kid to do…

There’s not much to this story, other than that I like Lily Rose Depp….I believe in her longevity as a celebrity child who will do things that may not impress anyone because it’ll be a hand out, but that will still look good, because she looks good.

I’m a fan, I’d watch her do anything, ideally things more interesting like this, but it’s friday and this is all I’ve got in me to post.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Christina Milian Hard Nipples of the Day

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Christina Milian is trying so hard to be a Kim Kardashian…it’s just shameless self promotion after shameless self promotion and I can’t imagine anyone actually caring about her, following her, or engaging in her bullshit content, yet here I am reposting it like it matters…to say how much it doesn’t matter…confusing everyone involved in the making of this post…

The fact is that she is rich. She had a one hit wonder when it mattered and made money off that, but more importantly married and got knocked up by a rich guy, having his kid she seems too busy trying to be relevant by getting naked on social media to raise, and in being married to him, she got writing credits on MANY hit songs…meaning PAYCHECKS every month for the rest of her damn life…yet…still needing you to stare at her 35 year old tits like she was still that Disney kid who created a slutty video when slutty videos mattered.

I don’t get her.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Madison Beer Big Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer posted a series of erotica in the last hour…

I can’t believe I am so on top of Madison Beer’s social media that I am getting her bullshit content that 500,000 people have seen in the last hour up so quick..

I am a lean fat pervert with an internet connection and NO ONE CAN STOP ME…except maybe the Net Neutrality people and of course people who realize following tits doesn’t really require visiting a website….but rather this thing called instagram.

I am not delusional, I don’t think my writing is worth reading…but yet I keep writing it.

I am also not sure why Madison Beer went on a slutty rampage the last hour, singing terribly in the bathroom as Amy Wineshouse, something no one should do, even if it’s an impersonation, because Winehouse had soul…

I do know she’s a vapid, young, thinks she’s important kid who’s mom whored her to youtube…existing in this world…posting content of her in a bra…as all girls should…

She also went to an event tits out…what is this girl incapable of…I just don’t know.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Olivia Culpo is SI Rookie of the Day

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I don’t like promoting that bunk shit that is Sports Illustrated at all…

I think they are just master clickbaiters who officially don’t matter now that the world is one big bikini photoshoot…

Where every single girl who has a social media account is pulling off similar shoots in just as amazing places.

I do not think their random choices for cover girls, or random choices for rookies, means anything at all.

I don’t even think they have the power to really create celebrity anymore, sure there was Kate Upton that carried them harder in a time they needed it, but I am sure they still need all the help they can get.

But here are The Rookies anyway..

Olivia Culpo – the White one who obviously cashed in a favor, because she was at one point a Jonas brother fuck, and now a bikini model…who doesn’t even model but rather goes to random events and no one cares…

Ebonee Davis who fills the black card, need a black card filled, she’s an actual model so I get it….

And this last one, the FAT ONE, Hunter McDonalds McGrady to cater to FAT people and not be CRITICIZED for not being body positive, but for being fat shamers, despite everyone on set being disgusted by this whole movement, while everyone who looks at the pics are disgusted by the movement, in a sure, be confident in yourself on your own damn channels, don’t fucking make me look at this weirdo fetish shit…it’s fucking weird…seriously…

Is this a public service for how you shouldn’t look…or is it a celebration of diabetes?

Fat is not healthy, don’t fucking make people think it is, your magazine is called Sports Illustrated…

Why do people give into the pressure of society, just fucking own that you don’t want fatties in your book…you’re not that kind of porno…

Instead you give in like this bitch gives into her McDonald’s cravings.

THE WORLD IS FUCKING NUTS….

Throwback to Olivia Culpo Nude for Fashion

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2018

19

Jan

Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The one thing worse than being AnnaLynn McCord , still trying to ride off her 90210 fame, and not even the original 90210 that mattered, but the redo attempt to mooch off a franchise and turn it around and make it happen a second or third time for the Spelling Family who own it…

Is to be her sister, who 10 years later, still matters less than her sister, which isn’t mattering much at all, but who still gets into bikinis..

The two Texan sluts…the hot chicks from the hot family in the small town…just being average mooches happy to be in LA….in LA…

Paparazzi bikini pics…look good to me.