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2018

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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When I look at Elizabeth Hurley trying to promote her bikini like at 50…I think to myself…damn most 50 year olds don’t look like this…

But then I remember that the only reason I know who Elizabeth Hurley is, is because she looked good enough to be a sex worker to celebrities back when the #METOO movement was more under the radar and no one thought the unknown “model” (a job that instagram has taught us, anyone can have)…..was fucking the famous celebrity for any reason beyond trying to get herself famous…It was one of those KNOWN and understood things.

Now people need to make a big deal about it…

But I guess they don’t know that girls who look like Liz Hurley, you know the kind of girl you want to actually fuck, will not be dating some broke ass loser who can’t make their life better….

She dates money…like Liz Hurley…so #MeToo or not…most people are sex workers.

Here she is clothed at The Shangri-la in Paris’

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2018

Jan

RIP to Amber Rose’s Titties of the Day

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I generally avoid Amber Rose and all her slut empowerment, with her Slut Walks, because she was a stripper who dated Kanye, got famous, and now is hated by the Kim Kardashian, or at least used in her storyline to generate some interest with people…like some kind of WWE wrestling bullshit that bored Americans buy into….because their lives are pathetic…

But she got a breast reduction and the fact that is news, or that I know this, when I don’t even follow her on social media, is just further evidence that the world is the worst…

Who the fuck cares about who chops off their weird sexualized tits, to have them rebuilt into something new and exciting with some anchor scars like she’s Ariel Winter…

If anything, we should have funerals for this shit, but the mentally disordered Amber Rose is on some quest to intellectualize what she does and generate some buzz around who she is…and chopping off the tits is I guess all part of that de-sexualization of herself…who knows or cares…whatever…

Or maybe they are just too damn big and getting the damn way

Either way – Good Bye Our Friend we Never Met or Cared to Meet But Would have Liked to Have Bought a Lap Dance Off You When You Stripped for the Story…

Hopefully she keeps the BUSH

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2018

Jan

Drunk Woman Pisses in Front of Cops and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty Cop at the Gas Station Robbery

3 Dumb Girls Start a Fire in Melbourne – ON VIDEO

Punishment for Being Late

Sexy Miami Pussy of 1936

Girl Does MCdonalds Backflip

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most interesting thing about the #metoo movement…is that girls, lots of girls…are still willingly sucking dick, or willing to suck dick to get famous…or even remotely famous…or even closer to becoming remotely famous…

Not all women who complain represent all women….

So let’s focus on the girls willing to suck dick to get ahead, even if they polarize it in weird ways…like “I like him because he’s a sweet hard working multi billionaire with a yacht and direct line to hollywood”….or “I didn’t even know he was rich and made movies when we first fell in love”….

Instead of the whiners, all unappreciative, and really just FAT SHAMING people like Weinstein because they know if he wasn’t who he was, they’d never let him jerk off for them, but if he was GOOD LOOKING, well then that’d be consentual…

Imagine if Weinstein was a handsome man, the world wouldn’t be slaughtering the poor rich bastard….

But because he looks like a monster, he is a monster…

FAT SHAMERS>..

THE WORLD is crazy here are some stepLINKS…

Some Brand is Selling a Necklace that Looks like a NOOSE and I love It
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Dylan Farrow VS WOody Allen
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Margot Robbie is DOG SHIT
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California Homelessness is Next Level
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Men’s Rights Activist Deletes all Women from Star Wars
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Fishermen Get Run OVer by Yacht
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Watching a Piston Get Laser Engraved
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Bear Stuck in a Bear
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Millie Bobby Brown – SHE NOT THAT INNOCENT
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2018

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today – I decided to leave my house and I accidentally walked into a pharmacy, I guess old memories of when I was a stock boy at a pharmacy, where all the hot women buying disgusting things reminded me that I was not a human, as I knew they’d never let someone they respected know about their laxatives or enemas they were buying…

Like old times, I like to hang near the pharmacist to hear what people’s ailments are, or to make judging facial expressions at people getting birth control….or herpes meds…or the abortion pill, whatever that’s called…

Two high school girls, or what I assume were high school girls thanks to the high school uniform they were wearing, but you can never be too sure these days….and one was walking around, mid winter, in leggings, and I thought…damn that girl’s for sure here for the PLAN B pill, but instead…she bought some tictacs…and I realized that being out of the house, especially in a germ filled environment was just crazy, real life is hardly as interesting as the storylines in my head, let’s head back home and stare at the wall. It’s more effective…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez – Made an Anonymous Donation to Time’s Up – To Justify Working with Woody Allen – ANd Talks About it – BEcause that’s what Anonymous means to a famewhore pile of shit
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Chrissy Teigen Obnoxiously Offers to Pay McKayla Maroney’s Bill because she’s Empowered
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Ana Braga’s Rocking Tits…
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MMA Instructor Shows his Speed
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Sharon Stone thinks Sexual Harassment is a JOke
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Bella Hadid See Through Top
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Margot Robbie is Not Hot
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Kevin Spacey is a racist
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Andra Day – See Through
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Texan Sliding Truck on Ice
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Sad Video of a dog Getting Saved
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First Look at Ant Man and the Wasp
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Sammi Hanratty Worth a Fuck
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Kendall Jenner – Sheer Top
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Stella McCartney is Ready for People in Fashion to Go Down for Being Perverts
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Dancing in her Underwear Girl Takes herself Out
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Ellen Pompeo (who) Feminist? What?
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BMW Breaks Two World Records…
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Pam Anderson’s Old Huge tits
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Rebecca Romin is Old as Fuck at an Event
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Adriana LIma Old as Fuck at an Event
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Elsa Pataky Looking Like Amber Heard in Some Sheer Dress
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Jessica Biel is Old as Fuck in Leggings
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Rubbin’ It Out…Rubbin it Out
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Nude Rat Cow
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Blowjob in the Railcar
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Naked by the Piano
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Tits in a Pink Mesh
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TITTY FLASH OF THE DAY
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FETISH You Didn’t Know Existed
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Hairy Pussy Next to a Ladder
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Hardcore Girls!!
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Naked Redhead and her Vagina
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The Worst Sex Toy of the Day
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2018

Jan

Lily Rose Depp The Topless Shoot of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is a bit of a “hipster” if that term even exists anymore, I mean everyone is doing the whole half naked, act like an artist, wear vintage clothes, mixed with designer clothes, look like you smoke cigarettes at coffee shops drinking pretentious cocktails, in trying to find your place and purpose….

And I am a fan of all she does…

Likely, a terrible spoiled brat, likely this independent weirdo thanks to her parents encouraging her to follow her dreams, because they were too busy getting drunk and beating up Amber Heard for being a cunt…making her neglected, but connected, appreciated by the masses because of her last name…and for whatever reason, a reason I call, she’s got a good look…I am a fan.

This is her topless shoot for no reason, I like the tear…nice reference to Cry Baby, or showcase of her inner torment and ability to cry on demand to get what she wants like most spoiled girls…

I am sure there will be more..

This is what the identity crisis entitled girl had to say…I didn’t read it…

I’ve been thinking a lot about the idea of intimacy. It’s an important element in my work and a feeling I often try to convey in my films and photographs. I believe intimacy is developed the same way as a relationship – through mutual trust & respect, and over time. True intimacy cannot be forced and it’s not a one way street. It is so powerful because it takes a real connection to exist, and real connections take work, patience, and love. With this in mind, my friend Lily Rose Depp and I decided to start a new series of photographs together. We shared references over the course of weeks, many of them of her mother — obviously a very personal process for Lily. We went and bought a wig inspired by a shoot her mother had done decades before, and spent a couple days hanging out and taking photos together at home. It was just the two of us and our friend Walker, no crew whatsoever. The images of her in bed and crying especially move me because they are so honest. This experience was so inspiring because it reminded me how rewarding it is to collaborate with friends, and how meaningful it is to create authentic trust and intimacy.

Here are some pics of her and her friends on vacation at the Dad’s private Island in Exuma Bahamas..

She’s good.

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2018

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens in Spandex of the Day

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I was thinking the other day – while perusing some Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzzi pics, wondering if I should bother posting them, or if they were worthy of me getting sued by the paparazzi company, only to take me for all I’m worth, in a court case I’d have to represent myself in, where I’d likely win, because I am that clever, but that’s not the point, is one post of a celebrity no one cares about worth my time..and the answer was no…

But I did think to myself “damn, she looks fat or pregnant, when is that story gonna hit”…as I also noticed the pregnancy before the pregnancy is announced, probably because I’m not looking….and not caring…

ANd today, she’s posted up some video of her in some Spandex speed skater’s outfit or greco-roman wrestling leotard that I don’t quite understand, doing some deep stretch, deep squat, Pilates….and I figure maybe girl’s just fat…because even with a fabric sucking all of it in…it’s not so cute.

DEEP STRETCH…DEEP SQUAT….High School Musical.

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2018

Jan

Demi Rose Ass of the Day

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Demi Rose confuses the fuck out of me, but I guess she’s positioned herself as a Kim Kardashian of the UK, whatever that means beyond a woman with a really weird looking fake ass that people buy into, especially in the UK, because the UK has created some of the trashiest women of the last decade or two thanks to their weirdness…I thought these fuckers were proper and well educated, well spoken, but I guess there are a lot of chimney sweepers, factory workers, blue collared people…who just love trashy…allowing people like this to exist…

Think about Glamour Models for a second, some of the biggest clown tits ever, all from the UK…even though you’d think it was an American thing…I mean they even have a black woman in the Royal Family now…progressive sure…but not what you’d expect from those people and their crumpets.

That said, I’m pretty sure Demi Rose is an escort you can pay to fuck, the instagram is just ways to increase the value of that and that’s about all I know or care to know about whatever this is – that I am compelled to post because it’s clown-like. A Novelty act.

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2018

Jan

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jojo posted up some bathing suit pics to her social media platform of choice for the people who care about Jojo and what she is up to…..

Which amazes me, because even at her peak, doing the Avril Lavigne underage teen girl with angst thing, no one really cared about her…

Then she took time off to spend all her money on her boyfriend…in what was referred to as an interracial relationship before race disappeared and we became all one color…..then came back…to do whatever she does…and people are into it. They go to her shows, she tours, it’s so weird….

I only pay attention for the tits, or the various ways she attempts to seduce by not seducing in slutty outfits, or doing workouts…becuase I am a pervert and that’s what perverts do.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

Jan

January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day

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Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have..

I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick…

Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen.

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