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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2017

Dec

Olesya Rulin is a High-School Musical Girl in a Sexy Shoot of the Day

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I was forced to watch High School Musical this year for the first time, the things I will do for the love and admiration of a 26 year old girl from TINDER’s tits….in her DORM room, she’s a little slow on her undergrad…whatever.

Point of the story is I don’t remember Olesya Rulin, possibly because I was too busy looking at the tits in the dorm room, not the actually bullshit movie I originally thought was a TV show…I do remember Ashley Tisdale’s mangled face, this time annoying in “live action”…a decade ago…and Vanessa Hudgens not in her nudes…while Olesya Rulin just didn’t stand out to me…

But here she is….doing sexy internet photoshoots showing off what could be a hot body…I appreciate the effort, she may not have got famous yet…but she’s making the right moves and there’s still hope for her…you can tell by her tight body.

I guess I should see what her face looks like before being so encouraging…I get easily carried away when photoshoots show skin.

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2017

Dec

Iggy Azalea is Plastic and Terrifying of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is pretty hilariously shaped, I mean she obviously gets work done, humans are shaped like this, she looks like a fucking cartoon, but not the kind of cartoon you weirdo hentai masturbators would jerk off to, I mean I actually don’t know if that’s true, people who jerk off to hentai are fucking work, but the kind of work she gets done is fucking hilarious regardless, not sexy to me, but black dudes like it and that works for her, but she looks like an instagram filter, and could be instagrammed filter, the stomach liposuction-ed, the legs and ass thick, walking around like some kind of ostrich…

I don’t get when sex appeal looked like this, but I blame the Kardashians…and the mooch bitches like Iggy Azalea trying to cash in on it.

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2017

Dec

Abby Brothers Naked for Playboy’s Cruelty to Animals Issue of the Day

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Abby Brothers is naked….

Naked with a wild animal

That should NOt be in captivity.

That should be Wild….

Like what the fuck is this petting Zoo….with some fucking hooker, instagram THOT, naked chick….

Is this supposed to be a next level viral shoot, hoping for the clicks?

It’s 2018 in three weeks motherfuckers, why are people being mean to animals, you think the fucking animal wants to be there, sure the asshole who captured him and exploits him to the idiot production companies that put out content like this what him there, he makes 1500 or more a day, but the cat doesn’t want to be there and should have mauled this low level instagram abusive to animals, in Playboy cuz playboy is hurting and will feature any and all instagram girls…shit…

I am offended by any asshole who shoots these pics, any model who participates in this shoot, no matter how desperate she is to get noticed….and you should be too.

Not to mention, if you’re gonna do a nude shoot and not show pussy, but rather stand next to a giant pussy….you fucking suck…..and deserve to remain low fucking level…

I hate this.

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2017

Dec

Amazing Hooker Rockin’ the Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Tries to Sneak into Prison with 12 Pistols

Police Detain 11 Year Old girl at Gun Point

Deputies save Inmate in a Crazy WAy…

Hot Football Wife…

Middle Aged Chinese Women – Using Make-Up to Seem Hot – Like Every Instagram Girl

Two Body Slams…

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2017

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people want to be home for the holidays, or I guess what was once called home for Christmas, before Christmas became non-inclusive enough for all the other religions, who I guess were the Minority and found it rude to not be included in the Starbucks Christmas cup, even though a little pervert climbing down trees to lure naughty girls to be good girls and rewarding good girls with gifts under the tree, instead of into his van has pretty much nothing to do with Jesus at all…or his birth…really…

I just want to be a homewrecker for the holidays, you know find those strained relationships, the ones with the cracks in them from all the years of resentment and jump my 300 pound ass on them, so finding those miserable, sad, disappointed, exhausted women is key…I start at the grocery store, but I see them everywhere, now it’s just a matter of seducing them…or framing their husbands having sex with women to seduce them…but first they have to stop threatening to mace me when they see me outside their houses…or walking behind them in the park…

Homewrecking for the Holidays…a complicated task….but like Santa, I’m committed.

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Trailer for James Camerons New Movie
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The Racist Bullied Kid that all the Celebs Sucked Up To – Is Such a Good Story I’m sad I missed
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Fat Slob Model – Who Can’t be a Model – Is in a Bikini Being Fat as Fuck
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The Gianni Agnelli Doc Looks good…
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EA Gets Trolled During Game Show
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2017

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season…..to watch Christmas themed movies, or Christmas themed porn, unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re lighting your candles tonight, and likely counting your pennies…in your mansions….

Or maybe you’re a non believer, in which case you are likely a very miserable and lonely person, if you’re on this site you most likely are, but Christmas has a way of giving us hope, even though it always disappoints, but going into it, there’s that small chance it may not suck..or at least that we can find girls who are alone for the holidays looking for a tree to wear Christmas lingerie under..but the snow is falling, decorations are out, but unfortunately the slutty outfits are not, they all staying inside and you’re not invited inside…and if they do leave all these covered up bitches in public shopping, are dressed wholesome like we don’t live in the instagram porn era…where they are all NAKED..

CONFUSING TIMES for a nostalgic guy like me…

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Dove Cameron’s Got Booty
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Maga Storm is Brewing
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Some Bitch Named Petra – Naked in Miami
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Nicky Whelan – Nipples
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Dakota Johnson is Fucking Chris Martin the Gay Dude with Herpes from Coldplay…

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Weird Beagle Edit..
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Today Show Ratings Booming Since Lauer Died
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Batali Sex Assaulted 4 Women
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Farrah Abraham is Hosting a XXXMAS party
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Madison Beer Out in a Crop Top with her Titties On…

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Bourdain Knew Batali was a Creep and Pretends to be Sensitive and Care – While Being a Creep
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Nicky Whelan Got Nips
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Scott Disick and Richie Fight in Miami

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2017

Dec

Cindy Crawford Titties in a Satchel of the Day

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Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand, who mooched off her for many years, where she was the rich one, being Cindy Crawford…you know famous pussy for being hot pussy…now old pussy..

I guess when she’s not out whoring her 15 year old daughter to live the life she lived, that paid out nicely, even though they are rich and they don’t need the girl to whore herself out to an industry that will just objectify her and fuck with her self esteem…you know pay for her to become a doctor….but no, vapid cunts breed vapid cunts, look at the Hadids…all these people want that for their kids…it’s an LA thing…

Garbage, but them old titties are being popped out by a satchel, intentionally, like you’re watching a very old college girl, or some busty bitch in a seatbelt, you know titties…poppin…thanks to straps…hotness…if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old.

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2017

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted some clickbait nudes to her social media – but miraculously her account wasn’t deleted. It’s interesting how these zombie women, or maybe vampire women, who never seem to die off, even though they’ve had a career for the last 25 years as a nude or half nude model, while never being that hot…would be a career 15 years too long for a half nude model, but I guess when there’s so much money involved in her and her brand, for the big billion dollar brand, science, diet, biohacking helps keep this going…

I guess they say people will be living for 120 years as a life expectancy, it’s safe to say….they can keep a bitch hot enogu for a while…I guess.

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2017

Dec

Barbara Palvin Stripper Pole of the Day

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I was trying to boycott the clickbait that is Love Advent Calendar, because I’ve been posting their nonsense for years, even before it was on Youtube and I thought, fuck them, they never link me, or feature me, or give me any credit, they don’t even know I exist, yet here I am posting their bullshit videos, letting my MASSIVE audience buy into their nonsense, that is really not very good, if anything it’s just zero thought out crap, produced by people who have scammed the fashion world, and is hyped up as authetic editorial, something all the models want to be part of like a stamp of approval…

But then I saw big girl, looking better than she was when fired by Victoria’s Secret and replaced by Stella Maxwell the Celeb fucker, Barbara Palvin doing a stripper dance..and thought to myself…

Fuck…

I have to post that, because it’s so trashy and lame, it’s not even a good pole dance, it is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION from sex workers, even mocking sex workers, not EMPOWERING anyone, but she says “STAY STRONG” at the end of the video, so it must be about women being strong to come out against sexual assault despite being sex workers, or maybe

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2017

Dec

Brooke Candy is Racy as Hell of the Day

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out with a strap on in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

I just see someone confused, misguided, failing at whatever she’s trying to pull off, but the funny thing is that the world or her world are so lost and lame that they buy into the nonsense and think they are experiencing art or something real….becaue nothing in their selfie culture is anything but clickbait.

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