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2017

12

Dec

Lucy Aragon Does Yoga for the Paparazzi – Not for Attention – For Spiritual Cleansing of the Day

Lucy Aragon is doing some YOGA casually in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she was roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…and I guess she’s got the paparazzi of Miami’s card and knows she can PHOEBE PRICE the situation…

This YOGA is contrived, obviously, her existence is, no one just casually does YOGA on the beach, unless they see the paparazzi, cuz they want it so bad…

I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…

There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…

It’s the sugar baby source..

Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire..

I bet she polarizes it as the orginal Miranda Kerr

Either way.

Shit.

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2017

12

Dec

Lorena Medina for Playboy of the Day

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Lorena Medina is some naked chick in Playboy after HEF has died and they decided to try to compete with instagram by doing non nude content for a year, before realizing that was a terrible strategy, so instead they decided to take the instagram girls who are already getting naked, and take instagram style naked pics of them, to be like every other instagram account, only with the bunny stamp of approval…you know a legacy brand with nostalgia that allows these girls to feel approved, finally validated, like they made it, even though Playboy is on a sinking ship scrambling and they are just part of that scramble.

Either way, Lorena Medina, naked, not showing pussy, but I bet she does elsewhere, cuz you’ve never heard of her yet she’s here, so she does…because Playboy’s trying to keep it classy and high brow by using low level characters…

Weird, but naked cowboy in a played out shoot…alright.

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2017

12

Dec

Casey Donovan in a Bathing Suit for the Feeder Fetishists of the Day

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No this is not Ashley Graham or any of the other fat as fuck models who are getting paid to be fat as fuck even though fat as fuck kills.

This sea monster is pushing 600 pounds, possibly in training for the celebrity version of my 600 pond life, but more importantly, she’s at the beach in a bikini doing her best impression of a sea monster…

She’s on some Rachel Dolezal looking shit…but apparently she’s a famous singer..that I’ve never heard of, but that most amazingly of all, she’s only 29 years old…but her organs after all the abuse are likely in their 70s…

Some Momma Cass of her generation, about to die from eating a ham sandwich, terrifying even, but in this body positive era she’s empowered and has confidence to make it out there in the one piece…but where’s the two piece…I guess she needs the one piece to hold the gut in so it doesn’t explode all over the fucking place…even though it kinda already is…it takes a lot more harness that the straps of a bathing suit…

This shouldn’t be seen, she should be at the gym, figuring it the fuck out, not having a fucking beach day…

SHE IS GOING TO DIE….but I know some of you like the BBW…the big girl who can’t escape you cuz of her asthma…I’ve seen it…diaper changer..

But before she dies she’s in a bathing suit…

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2017

12

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is getting married again, I don’t keep track of Kaley Cuoco’s vagina or what she does, or puts inside it, or emotionally unstably marries to fill her void..

I don’t find her hot but she’s rich…thanks to winning the lottery that is big bang theory…

I do find it sad that she killed John Ritter, who after watching Bad Santa because John Ritter was a great average at best talent..but a likeable guy…who would probably still be with us if this girl in her mid 20s when he died didn’t contribute to his heart failure while rocking some slutty 90s outfit…

She’s got hard nipples in her fitness gear…

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2017

12

Dec

Joanna Krupa gets Wet of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is a bootleg celebrity….she’s not actually a celebrity but she was on a series of well watched, or at least they tell us they are well watched, TV is so archaic they can’t track shit…but they give a bunch of trailer park 60 year old a box to attach to their tv – to track the garbage they watch…and the networks multiply that number by number of subscribers….totally not accurate…an ad scam for 60 years…billions of dollars on lies…and people like Krupa mooch bitches mooch on it…

From men’s mags in the 90s…to hot pollack american…who mooches being pollack is the old as fuck in a bikini…

No one cares….

Maybe you do….

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2017

12

Dec

Ariel Winter Deep Throats an Ice Cream Cone of the Day

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Ariel Winter is an emotionally damaged, maybe even stunted, product of the entertainment industry sold out by her mother, turned into a prostitute to the industry, giving up her childhood, her person, all to feed her mom’s ego and bank account, leaving her some weird, attention seeking, shameless on the social media, half naked despite being a fat pile of shit troll…with an emotional eating disorder…hence why she’s had at least one breast reduction, but still has monster tits, at 18 or 19….and a gunt like a 40 year old…despite being 18 or 19…

Sure she lies to the fans with workout gear, workout videos, maybe because of a Modern Family contract, they police her and don’t want her fat, but clearly…her relationship with this ice cream is straight sexual.

So for those of you with a FEEDER fetish…eat it up….suck it down.

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2017

12

Dec

50 Year Old Ana Braga Christmas Porn of the Day

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Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once..

She’s an angel from heaven, with a rocking body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson, because she was raised in that era back in Brazil, when this look was a thing, and I guess she’s committed to it…and still doing it…and it’s magical, or just modern science, whatever it is…it’s something…..worth looking at.

Clickbait to make a person as relevant as she can be…Clickbaiting…

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2017

12

Dec

Katherine Heigl in her Slutty Robe of the Day

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Instagram gone nuts, even Katherine Heigl’s posting slutty pictures of herself in a bathrobe like some kind of instagram thot, despite being Katherine Heigl, someone I assume no one ever wanted to see naked except maybe the producer who molested her to get her first job that just sort of snowballed into a co-star role on some shit longest running bootleg version of George Clooney’s ER.

She is from that show isn’t she? Who fucking knows why I am posting this…but I am…maybe it is my 5 star hotel bath robe fetish…yeah…must be that cuz it ain’t this old bitch pretending to be a young bitch who just got her first mirror and smart phone…

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2017

12

Dec

Brooke Ence Cross Fit Erotica of the Day

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I like to think the best way to get into the Holiday Spirit, especially if you’re a closet case bro who “crossfits”…is to watch the star athlete / monster / crossfit games winner Brooke Ence – humping a chick with all her muscles….like she’s a fucking action figure…only instead is a girl…who must have a weird looking pussy from all the low body fat – solid muscle..

I mean this is terrifying…and erotic…at least for cross fit dudes – cuz cross fit dudes who will tell you how they are cross fit dudes fucking love cross fit and jerk off to this box jumping / clean and jerk / thickness.