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2017

11

Dec

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Dundas Magazine of the Day

Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen..

I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE…

The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst.

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2017

11

Dec

Madison Beer Being Slutty in Notion Magazine of the Day

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Madison Beer, who no one really knows what or who she is, unless they are 12 year olds from Youtube or Bieber who singed her to his record label to exploit like his mom did to him, has some big tits on her small young frame, making her worth everyone’s time…She’s likely from a stage parent family, who exploited her to the creepers early on to get those views, you know like a pageant mom who gets their 4 year old BOTOX, but none of that matters, so long as she manages to continue their hard work and morals and values that they’ve instilled in her….as she goes through life – trying to get as much paparazzi coverage as possible…because that is what matters when trying to be famous…people noticing.

This is some slutty but not slutty enough photoshoot.

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2017

11

Dec

Jasmine Tookes Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is the token Black or maybe she’s Indian, I mean she’s definitely of color to make the brand seem like they are all-inclusive, like a shitty resort I got Chlamydia in the hot tub, at least that’s what I told my wife, it was really in some fat chick I met at the bar while on a family vacation, it’s always the fat ones you don’t think fuck, who you use no condom with thinking you’re safe based on logic, who actually fuck more than they eat cake, because they want it, and never use condoms because other guys think they are the only one fucking them..

Not a problem Jasmine Tookes has, I mean this girl is pretty substantial, I guess trying to build her profile, doing media, targing men, hoping they jerk off to her as girls do….

Lookin’ Good.

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2017

11

Dec

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

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Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, is in some photoshoot for some magazine because she’s a celebrity in an of herself…

Sure it was likely not that hard for her to make it in the industry, but then again, her dad’s been trying to make it since he first fell off after winning his Oscar…But I guess a cute girl is easier to cast, especially when she’s not addicted to drugs, self destructive, while in some coke prostitute filled downward spiral…before having a career straight to DVD or no straight to Netflix…to pay the child support checks that paid for this one to grow into the young goddess she is…

I am sure Auntie Julia had more to do with her career really….and that’s ok, who cares how they get here, some people have it easier and better than others, it’s how society is built, it’s not even footing for us all….just care that she’s happened cuz she looks pretty good to me…

I just hope there’s some deep routed daddy issues, low self esteem and self worth….despite having a career. A girl just wants daddy love on her weekend with him….and not daddy in a pile of womens panties with a nose bleed too blasted out of his mind to take her to the zoo.

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2017

11

Dec

Naked Woman Posing in the Street – Naked – and Other Videos of the Day

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Anti Fur Protestors in Spain..

Father Beats Daughter, then Shaves her Head – Because She Downloaded Snapchat – THEN – POSTS to his Social Media….to show off…WHAT…

Nude Cop Causes Accident – Punches Woman

Bikini Babes in the Claw Machine

Man Gets Ass Impaled on Fence

Bus Brawl

Chinese Social Media Star who Does Weird Stunts – Died Doing a Weird Stunt

Antifa Lady Gets Punched in the Face

Acrobatic STunt Goes Wrong

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2017

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have let myself down, it’s the Company Christmas Party season, and I haven’t crashed a single company christmas party, I haven’t scammed my two drink tickets from my fake cheap employer, who I trick into thinking I work for, because bosses don’t know shit and like some Catch Me If You Can persuasion, they believe what you tell them…including hot chicks, so many chicks people think are hot, are just pretending to be hot and all you suckers buy into it…it is like it is not even Christmas…even though you jack off to home alone like Michael Jackson. Thriller.

Tis the season…

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Karreuche Tran in Leather Pants
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Jessica Jones Season 2 Trailer
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The Weinstein Victims – Crying for Attention of the Day – Exploitative Cunts…
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Police Dog VS Woman
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Making of a Murderer Will Remain in Jail
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Some Chick with Monster Tits in a Bikini
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Sofia Richie’s Ass on a Jet Ski
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Mitsubishi Driver of the Day
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Chloe Goodman – Titties in a Bikini
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2017

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I try to get girls to send me nudes pretty much all the time. Sometimes I pose as a potential agent or producer who can give them that jumpstart to their careers, other times, I play the victim loser I am who just needs to get laid but can’t get laid so I take the nudes, and all the time they say no, even when I petition them with “But what will I masturbate to”…

This era of girls being the biggest sluts and exhibitionists, basically putting their pussy out there, often time blood covered pussies out there, is for some reason also the hardest era to to actually get the nudes because you’re a man and deemed a predator..when all you want is something to masturbate to…because you’re not a predator, you don’t even like leaving the damn house…you just want the nudes..

Confusing, but at least we get to dran and click the STEPLINKS…

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Disgusting Lesbians of the Day
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Rita Ora is Fucking Colin McGregor
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Slutty Slut Named Korrina Rico
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Madison Beer in a Bra
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Dude Cements Microwaves to Head…PSA
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Lily Rose Depp is So Hot with the Nipples

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Longest Distance Run on Fire!
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Insane Electric Mobility Scooter Rigged To Go 60mph
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The Stars at Art Basel…
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AMerica’s Next Top Model is Featuring Tranny
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Olayinka Mia Noel See Through

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A Train Runs Through the Most Dangerous Market in Thailand
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The Music of Mr. Robot
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Freaks and Geeks Reunion…
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Dog Can’t Get Across Bridge with Stick
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Steve Harvey is sued for ‘defrauding charity
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Bryan Singer Raped a 17 Year old in 2003
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Bella Hadid Pushed to Tears OVer Trumps Move to Jurusalem
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Rosie Huntington Pussy Hole Busted Out…
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Buy a Pocket Pussy From Me
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Amber Heard is a Black Widow Cunt
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Emily Sears Has a Calendar…
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Paris Hilton in a Slutty Dress
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Rita Ora Avoiding some Panty Flash
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65 Year old Selma Blair
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Joanna Krupa Got Tits
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Dr Quinn Medicine Slut
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Model Samatha Hoops Looking Like Shit
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Twilight Dyke of the Day
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Big Tits on the Pussy Rub

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Lesbians in the Back of the Car
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Dude Gets his Boner Kicked
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Girl Gets Naked in the Woods
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Salma Hayek In Black Lingerie
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Some Naked Blonde Chick
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Fucking on the Car Hood

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Japanese People are Weird
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Hot Chick Smoking Crack
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Girl with the Huge Boobs
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2017

08

Dec

Sofia Richie Flashing her Full Pussy in a White Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie is intentionally trying to show off her vagina to the paparazzi, becuase she’s showing her vagina to the paparazzi, and there is no way that an attention seeking fame whore isn’t well aware of her vagina being fully exposed…the whole jacked up white bottoms, which are a fetish in and of themselves for being white, and anyone who reads the site, and there aren’t many of you know, that’s a fetish of mine, for the sheer fact it gets see through, something I experienced at a young age with a friend’s hot sister….

But the camel toe, where I can see all of her labia, even where it’s sticking it’s tongue out at me…is on another level…and you know it’s not from being banged out by Disick, it’s more just hungry, so hungr to matter – that it’s eating anything in near proximity…

Amazing, so detailed…so perfect…so present in EVERY SINGLE pic of her.

Posted in:Sofia Richie

2017

08

Dec

Bijou Philips is a Monster in a See Through of the Day

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Here’s the reason Danny Masterson is raping women…

His crackhead Scientologist wife looks like fucking dog shit.

Pigs may not fly, but they do wear see through shirts…

I remember when Bijou Philips was hot…The rumor is the hot daughter from the 90s, Mamas and the Papas heiress has had a Kidney Transplant like she was some kind of Selena Gomez, but that is no excuse for her looking like this, unless the Kidney belonged to some fat bitch and the fat’s taken over her hipster crackhead scientologist…

The only reason I hate Bijou Philips, other than her aging real fucking bad, is that her and her fans are the reason one of my instagram accounts was deleted for being at the same event as her and leaving comments about how we were at the same event, which I guess scared her…

I mean I also hate entitled, egos, who think they are more important than they are, but I do like seeing them looking like dog shit…

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2017

08

Dec

Rihanna Nipples of the Day

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Rihanna has nipples…

Fascinating….

I guess it’s more interesting that seeing her recently thick as fuck thighs…because the lazy rich Caribbean woman is shining through, full of ROTI and Plantains or some shit….it’s inevitable, but the titties get bigger though and that’s a good thing…you know to off-set the thick thighs..

SCIENCE…call me PROFESSOR….here to LEARN you good.

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